EBF has a new blog writer

I’m ‘Fluffy’ and I’ll be joining the rest of the blogging team from now on. I hope you like what I have to say.

I’m not one for pulling my punches – at least not in writing. I don’t mean throwing actual punches. That’s for scumbags like the Biffers who’ve no other way to get their point across. Actual debate’s beyond them so they intimidate and threaten people instead. When people who really aren’t clever enough for politics try to become a ‘legitimate political party’ they get hostile and make arses of themselves. And there’s no bigger arse than Golding.

So expect me to be a bit arsey back. I can’t help it – it’s in my blood.

I’ve been reading through all the previous blog entries here and I have to say it’s really made an impression. I knew Britain First was a bunch of wankers before but I didn’t know just how bad they were until this weekend. These people really are nasty – with a capital NASTY. If you haven’t already had a good look around the blog make a point of it. Especially look at the PDF downloads. They really do ‘Expose Britain First’.

I’m not going to get into the PDF writing thing myself. It looks like it’d take up a lot more time than I’ve got to play with. I’m planning on doing a sort of commentary on the Bifferati’s antics as stuff comes up. Like Grasser-Golding’s whiney video about Jayda’s court case. That might be my first proper blog. When I saw that I just laughed. He’s like a whiney-arsed kid who can’t handle not getting his own way. Come to think of it that pretty much sums up Britain First anyway. They’re mostly just childish little shits who can’t handle the fact that the rest of us don’t mind brown people.

Golding’s problem is he’s still a child. Fransen’s problem is she chose the wrong movement to back. She could have joined a different movement or cause and done such a lot better for herself. She’s the sort of hard-faced cow who’d rise to the top in loads of different groups. But instead of making a killing starting a fluffy-kitten appreciation club with lots of pictures of me and my furry little friends (imagine the Facebook likes that would attract) she joined the fascists instead. So now she’s bitter and a bit disappointed that she didn’t choose more wisely. Oh well. Never mind Jayda, lass. You’ve made your bed. Now you’ll just have to lie in it. Be careful though – Golding has a medical condition. You might want to look it up. It’s called nocturnal enuresis.

As for all the other Biffer glitterati, they’re hardly worth mentioning (but I will). There’s Lewis the middle-aged loser who sees the Biffers as his last chance to make something of himself. He’s right… it is… and he won’t.

Then there’s Lomax the military ‘expert’ who thinks pot noodles will be ok for field exercises in Wales. What a joke he is! He’ll be next for the political uniform charge, I should think. The arrogant little turd just won’t be able to help himself but wear his black ‘security’ hoodie with its ‘chief of staff’ badge sewn on like a cub scout’s jumper. I’ll have to watch him. He’s going to be too funny to ignore.

Lee Cooper’s keeping his head down. He might be waiting for further instructions from Jimbo about who to talk to next. He seems to be a bit of a go-between fencing deals between the money men and the street thugs. Guess which camp the Biffers fall into. I’ll give you a hint – they’ve no money.

There’s so many names to get familiar with. So many far right fools to take the piss out of. I hardly know where to start.

Most of the senior women have gone – defected to other fash groups before the Britain First legacy destroys them as well. So have most of the regular supporters of both sexes. Every event they hold gets less and less people attending. Even their supportive Facebook comments are nearly all from overseas. There aren’t many Brits left who haven’t seen through them. Even the genuine fash know that the Biffers are only about making themselves rich. That’s why they’ve all gone off to join other far right nationalist groups instead of giving all their spare cash to fund Golding’s and Fransen’s champagne lifestyle.

So I think I came in a bit too late myself. I’d have loved to be writing about the Biffers when they actually looked like they could’ve been something big. Reading back over the blog’s previous posts that looks like it might have been fun. But as Johnny-come-lately I’ll just have to put up with deriding them as they collapse. That’ll be fun too in its own way.

So look out for the moniker: Fluffy. You’ll be hearing more from me in the future.

 

Jo Cox, Paul Golding and Britain First’s indelible shame

We’ve waited a few days to post this. We wanted to let the dust settle a bit. We wanted to show respect for a grieving family and we didn’t want to join so many others in capitalising on the internet frenzy that always accompanies high profile killings. Jo Cox was many things apparently but she should never become mere clickbait at the height of a media frenzy.

Like the rest of the EBF team I’ve been unsure how to respond to this awful attack, not only on a young mother of two but upon the very nature of British representative democracy. The vigils that were held over the weekend across the country were not for Jo Cox personally. How could they be? Most of the attendees at these events, like me had never heard of her before Thursday. The mood of the nation isn’t grief – it’s outrage.

I won’t pretend to be racked with grief for a woman I never knew. I won’t do a hasty internet search and write a sentimental blog about Jo Cox as though she was an old friend I’ve known all my life. And I won’t be making any pretentious claims to know the precise details of the motivations that drove her killer, allegedly Tommy Mair to murder her in cold blood. I will be making a few observations about the far right and the way that groups like Britain First must acknowledge the blood indelibly staining their own hands.

Much has been said, written, shouted, even screamed about the words ‘Britain First’, apparently shouted by Jo’s murderer as he attacked. Whether he said ‘Put Britain First’, a campaign slogan for many in the nationalist/Brexit camp or whether he said merely ‘Britain First’, referring to the neoNazi group that regularly calls for British politicians to be executed seems to be a moot point. The undisputed fact is that Tommy Mair made clear his white supremacist and nationalist sentiments at the moment he (allegedly) carried out his crime. It is also obvious that this is a crime precisely in keeping with the rhetoric of Britain First.

It’s not clear whether or not Tommy Mair was associated directly with Britain First. He may have been. He certainly had aligned himself with overseas neo-Nazis. It seems unlikely that he’d never come across UK based Britain First as well. It is clear that a fully paid up Britain First ‘footsoldier’ (see the image left – that’s the name they give themselves) couldn’t have followed the party line any more accurately than Mair did last Thursday.

Paul Golding, leader of Britain First was quick to deny any association with Tommy Mair and denounce his crime. His video denial was in part an attempt to deny almost everything that Britain First has said over the last few years and partly an attempt to discredit the witnesses.

Most ironic of all from the leader of a party which thrives on misrepresentation, half-truths and downright fabrication was his appeal for people to wait for the whole truth without jumping to conclusions.

Ok then Paul. We thought we’d help people uncover the whole truth, not about Jo Cox’s death, that’s for the courts but about the fact that this is exactly the sort of murderous, anti-democratic, neoNazi atrocity that you, personally, have been doing your damnedest to incite for the last five years. Team EBF has already published a number of PDF’s on your neoNazi approach to politics and society as a whole. But on this occasion I thought it might be a good idea to focus specifically on your bloodthirsty attitude to British politicians, your support for violent uprising and the way you incite others to murder them exactly as Jo Cox was murdered (perhaps I should say ‘assassinated’).

For those readers who don’t yet understand how Britain First operates or why responsibility for Jo Cox’s brutal murder can be laid so squarely at your door I’m going to spell it out. Please stop me if I’ve misunderstood anything. I’ll be using direct quotes from you, from Jayda and from uncle Jim together with screenshots of your own public pronouncements and internet memes to illustrate my points. You may not like what I have to say here but you’ll know it’s all true (which is more than can be said for your usual social media offerings).

Britain first and violence

Britain First has a long record of inciting violence. Founder Jim Dowson is well known for his desire to incite Holy War against Muslims. Britain first leader, Paul Golding is a former member of the ultra-violent National Front and the British National Party. His violent, white supremacist attitudes are obvious. Equally obvious is his tendency to lie and deceive in order to achieve his aims. Britain First’s Deputy Leader, Jayda Fransen is a former EDL ‘Angel’, another white-supremacist organisation which is equally well known for its violent assaults on British Muslims and non-whites.

It’s hardly surprising that Britain First supporters are violent. They are spoon-fed violence at every turn. If it’s not fictitious threats from Islamic terrorists it’s frightening fantasies about perverted immigrants out to rape our children. The reality is completely different, of course but what do you and your buddies care about that, Paul? You know that refugees aren’t rapists and terrorists. You know that they’re just desperate people trying to escape a war they didn’t start or want. But they’re not the right colour so you use every dirty trick you can to slander them and all those who support their right to exist. And that’s why you hated Jo Cox. She saw through your lies, your slanders and your cheap, mean-spirited rhetoric and she had the courage to stand up against you.

Jo Cox represented everything that you could never even hope to be. She was courageous, she was compassionate and she was dedicated to decency, truth and the joy of living a life free from petty prejudice and hatred. That’s why she opposed you. That’s ultimately why she died. You may or may not have given the order but your hands are soaked in her blood either way. You and Jayda have spent so long encouraging your followers to kill all who oppose you, including and especially our elected representatives that it’s impossible for you to distance yourselves from this barbarous murder. As Shakespeare’s Macbeth bewailed…

“Will all great Neptune’s oceans e’er wash this blood clean from my hands?

Or will this, my hand the multitudinous seas incarnadine, making the green one red?”

No amount of washing will clean your hands of the blood of Jo Cox – and we at EBF will do all we possibly can to see you and Fransen stand trial for the incitement that led to her vicious, politically motivated murder.

Britain First’s vicious leadership

Steve Lewis used to be Britain First’s Deputy Leader until the party realised that Jayda Fransen’s sex appeal was more useful in signing up a following of disaffected young men. Now he’s one of their quasi-military ‘Regional Commanding Officers’, regularly to be seen throwing punches at ‘lefties’ during their marches.

This is what this ‘high-ranking’ member of Britain First had to say about left wing politicians, among other people…

In case you have any doubt about just what RCO Lewis means by ‘eradicated’, the words of the current Britain First Deputy Leader, Jayda Fransen below should make it quite clear.

Britain First has long called for the execution of left wing politicians whom they define as traitors. The extract above actually threatens labour politicians (among others) with execution. It’s part of a longer Email announcing leader, Paul Golding’s hopeless bid for the office of London Mayor. You can read the whole text of this murderous, racist and Islamophobic rant by clicking here.

Britain First and the political process

Britain First has always treated democracy with contempt. Ever since they first began in 2010 they have threatened, intimidated, harrassed and slandered political opponents at every turn. We know of several formerly outspoken ctitics of Britain First who found themselves needing police protection because of death threats issued by Britain First or their supporters. A number of left wing bloggers and activists have had their details published online by Britain First to intimidate them into silence.

Below we see a video still of Britain First’s ‘RCO’ Steve Lewis and ‘Armed Forces Offcier’, Robin Lomax intimidating a theatre group who dared to criticise Britain First and UKIP. Democracy means nothing to these people. Violence is the only change process they understand.

Given the tragic events of last week it’s not hard to see why Britain First’s intimidatory tactics are so often effective. Few people are courageous enough to put their families at risk from fanatical neoNazis with a grudge. We at Exposing Britain First understand this only too well. That’s why we protect our anonymity so seriously. We have seen and heard what happens when Britain First locates those who oppose them and it’s not pretty. The chilling tweet below from Britain First’s leader, Paul Golding illustrates precisely what lies in store for any Britain First critic who dares to reveal their identity.

Britain First does not respect democracy. It is an organisation dedicated to silencing all opposition by any means at its disposal.

 

And that includes executing opposition politicians…

We at Exposing Britain First have been saying for years now that it’s only a matter of time before Britain First’s propoganda leads to the death of a labour politician. We believe that they have already managed to incite their ‘footsoldiers’ to commit at least one murder of an innocent Muslim. We called for the British government to proscribe this violent group of neoNazis then and we continue that same demand today.

Proscribe Britain First for the hate-filled, murderous, fascist, extremist, terrorist organisation that it really is.

We have deliberately delayed publishing this article out of respect for Jo Cox and her family. We have no wish to make political capital out of this tragedy but equally we couldn’t just remain silent. The balance between smugly shouting

“We told you so”

and trying to demonstrate the truth about Britain First to the population at large is a fine one.

That’s why we waited until today to spell out our thoughts. We did so out of respect. But now it’s time to speak out.

The tragic assassination of Jo Cox may or may not have been committed by a fully paid up member of Britain First. Either way there can be no doubt that their endless deceit and incitement has played a part in influencing her killer. Tommy Mair certainly knew of Britain First. There’s good reason to suspect that he may even have accompanied Britain First on marches and demonstrations when they came to Yorkshire. The person in this widely circulated photograph may or may not be Mr. Mair. We genuinely don’t know. So far Britain First have refused to identify this BF activist who demonstrated with them in Dewsbury in 2015.

Whether Tommy Mair is the mysterious Dewsbury activist or not, his comments both at the scene and subsequently in court are unmistakeably ‘Biffer’.  Not for the first time, Fransen and Golding seem to have been instrumental in persuading a British citizen to commit an act of terrorism on British soil.

Proscribe Britain First now!

 

A view from a barstool 26 by Landlord

A week of mirth and watching the Biffers implode into themselves. Screechy and Goldibollocks have become more deranged and desperate each day as they delete memes about the victor in the Mayoral election to…

1. a) make themselves look less like cry babies and
2. b) as moley intimated, to stave off any possible litigation against them.

This week, with the warm weather I held an impromptu BBQ/housewarming party. Nazeer from next door and his wife and his kids came over, so to did  Purav, a Sikh from just down the road, a couple of bald headed, tattooed Englishmen and my mate with Jamaican roots. I managed to purloin some stock (well a lovely barrel of Champion Gold and ‘some Babycham for the Laydees’). You know what, we had a lovely time, brilliant conversation, great food, Halal of course prepared by Naz’s wife…I was making a pigs ear of it so she took over, well in fact told me to “bugger off, you’re useless just like my husband” (so much for the subservient sex in Islam).

The Landlady unfortunately found my expensive wine collection, £7 a pop instead of the £3.99, and everyone drifted home happy, no arguments, no conversion, and apart from a stinging hangover I still had my head. New friends for life. The main thing we agreed with was the joke that is Britain First and the EDL. Although I think at least one of them reads EBF and may have worked out my alter ego.(They will do now).

Now with the election done and dusted the new mayor is now in. What is next for the Biffers? Well they have started a recruitment campaign. For just £2 a month you to could join the ranks of the twats! A free newspaper and a membership card are both thrown in. Whoopee! Here’s my bank details Goldibollocks.

Our favourite biffer, he who loves Greggs, sent out a tearful battlecry to the other spunktrumpets of the far right to come together and fight the rising tide of Islam. Sorry Mr L, the EDL, Casuals, Infidels, NF, National Action and Pie and Mash hate you as much as they hate each other. The chances of any of you uniting really is very, very slim. Even if you did, what would you get on the ground for marches? 200 tops!

Two different marches last week showed just how much the far right is supported. 20 in Portsmouth and 24 in Burton for “massive” days of action proves they really just have a social media presence and not enough on the street to fill a coach!

What’s next for the biffers? Some more mosque invasions, Halal slaughterhouse invasions, cowardly attacks on people on bail. This now “mainstream political party” will probably find something to do and we will be there, with your support to debunk, harass, shout shouty things at their demo’s and report posts to various bodies (although facebook is a bit of a longshot).

Now you’ll have to excuse me, Naz and Purav have invited me to another evening out, I might get out of it alive or at least with another hangover.

Landlord

View from a barstool in the cellar

The landlady and the kids are with the in-laws and I’m left here drinking the profits and suffering from a dose of fash fatigue. Being an admin on Exposing Britain First and the constant cases of islamophobic bullshit from the Fuhrer bunker does get us down. The bombs in Belgium are hard to stomach with wall to wall media coverage, security experts telling us what is happening even though it’s just conjecture and the arses in Bifferland lapping it up and providing the propaganda they need to play on the fears of already scared people. The right wing newspapers and our wonderful TV news stations helping them with their recruitment.

But where was the right wing and media angst as bombs were set off in Iraq, in Turkey and other places in Africa and the world. Did you even hear of these as I certainly didn’t, I didn’t see an outpouring of grief on Facebook, didn’t see people changing their profiles to a Turkish flag or an Iraqi one or any other to be honest. The right have even gone as far as to put the disgusting murders in Belgium as a reason for Brexit. Just like the Muslims we have had to put out the same old tired statement of us abhorring the bombings and saying that Daesh are a bunch of murderous bastards whom we are against. My brother works and lives in Brussels, and his workplace is near enough opposite to the station that was bombed. The overwhelming mantra coming from his fellow staff, from many different European nations, is that this was not a Muslim attack but a Daesh one.

With that out of the way (but not forgotten) back to the Fuhrer and his high command. Steve Lewis arrested and bailed for wearing a political uniform had us in stitches. Poor old Pieman, losing a banner last year, being moved down the pecking order in the shittrooper numbers, having to do the seemingly dodgy accounts on a 60’s typewriter and leader of the South East Brigade and now nicked. Steve is one of the more articulate Biffers but even he has slowly been indoctrinated into Bifferdom and writes more and more religious claptrap. We know he reads the page so Steve, hope you enjoyed the 16 hours in the cells. We hope you will be trusted enough to hold the banners again.

What else? Oh yeah, the mayoral election, begging letters, and some religious memes for the sheeple to eat up.

Goldibollocks is on the march going round trying to find 10 idiots in each borough of London to back him, even tweeting because Enfield Council had the audacity of making him hold on the phone, assumingly to get hold of the voters roll. Three of my friends who live in the London Mayoral area have asked that the Biffers do not get their names and addresses as they do not wish to have racist literature through their doors and also they feel that the Fuhrer bunker will use this for more sinister means. I’ll give an update shortly on how they got on.

So it appears that Goldibollocks and Screechy made their target to stand in the elections. They still accuse the Labour candidate of being an extremist Muslim and that London is no longer British. The great thing about this is that London is such a diverse, multi-cultural, thriving capital that will consign them to where my mates will put their propaganda, in the bin.

If you read the Biffer page, I realise that this is hard for you, you will have seen the furore and foam-fest of the sheeple over the apparent removal of the word ‘Easter’ on Cadbury’s Easter oval things. Apparently this was to appease Muslims who quite frankly couldn’t give a toss about it. They have more important things to worry about (islamaphobia, being chucked off planes, securing mosques from right wing fucknuggets). The Daily Star had a front page spread about it and the Biffers were not amused. However a quick phonecall to Cadbury’s and a totally harassed customer services lady told me that this was the biggest load of crap she had ever seen. They may have taken off the word Easter from the front of the packaging but the word appears 4 times in various places.

Coming so soon after the hot cross buns and Kingsmill saga’s it seems that once again Bifferland is foaming over a headline and not the story.

So that’s the week in a nutshell, just an ordinary week in the world of EBF, from bombs to Easter eggs, you couldn’t make it up… Could you?

Cheers

Even Pieman has more integrity than Golding, it seems

Well that was interesting. Golding and Lewis discussing their recent arrests. It was 11 minutes of dull repetition punctuated only by an awareness of what they didn’t say. Golding talked at length about his own arrest under the guise of interviewing Lewis and left some very interesting questions unanswered in the process.

First they try to downplay the importance of the 1936 Public Order Act. Nice try Biffers but it won’t wash. The courts and the police fully understand how serious political sedition is. That’s why they arrested you.

Then they try to suggest that SO15 counter-terrorism officers are just time-wasting by interviewing Biffers before Lewis reveals that they tried to recruit him as an informer. Golding goes on to say that he’s aware of other Biffers being approached by SO15 for the same reason. We’re not surprised. Terrorist organisations like Britain First inevitably will be of interest to counter-terrorist forces. But here’s the really interesting part.

Golding has been arrested for the same offence several times. He’s also been interviewed by SO15 more than once. And yet not once has he mentioned any attempt to recruit him. Neither has he been held for anything like this length of time. Why not?

The far right has long suspected Golding of being an informer. We know of at least one occasion when ‘a senior leader of Britain First’ informed the police about a member with a gun.

How come Golding got off so easily when he was arrested himself?

How come he never mentioned being approached by SO15 himself?

How come the police always seem to know what the Biffers are up to?

What do you think?

 

Doing Jayda’s job for her

Jayda Fransen used never to tire of telling us that she has a law degree. Nowadays she’s a bit more retiscent to talk about that. Perhaps that’s because we exposed the truth about her unfinished correspondence course in basic law. Or perhaps it’s because she got bored of academia (and all the hard work it involves) and moved on to easier, more entertaining activities like screaming at brown people and baiting the police.

Either way, given her alleged knowledge of British law you’d think she might be able to put a few Biffers straight about legal processes like police bail, rights and restrictions, the wearing of political uniform and the nature of subversion and sedition. But no – apparently she’s content to let them carry on being just as ill-informed as ever. She hasn’t even bothered to inform Britain First itself about the huge legal trap they’re falling into not just as individuals but as an organisation.

So we thought we’d educate them ourselves. We’ll do Jayda’s job for her because she’s clearly not going to. That’s a shame in itself – it would be nice to see her do something that’s actually useful for a change.

Let’s begin with the political uniform thing.

Back in 1936 the Public Order Act was passed banning the wearing of political uniforms and the militarisation of political organisations. The rise of paramilitary politics like the British Union of Fascists had been a step too far and the government acted to preserve the principles of democracy and freedom of expression that we all hold so dear.

That law has since been amended and updated, the most recent version being the Public Order Act 1986 which upholds the uniform and political militarisation bans as well as additional injunctions against stirring up racial hatred.

You’d think Jayda would have thought to warn her cronies about this one, wouldn’t you? Apparently not. She’s such a genius!

Britain First’s track record on racial hatred is well known. We’ve blogged about it many times including here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here… etc (the list goes on and on). Evidence of their religious discrimination (also unlawful) can be found here, here, here, here, here, here, here and especially here… etc. But what’s all this about uniform?

Britain First occasionally try to convince us that their fleeces (with the unauthorised use of the Royal crest) are not actually uniform. But their own communications amongst themselves show just how ridiculous that assertion really is. In keeping with their Walter Mitty aspirations to play soldiers they have insignia to denote rank and function, even using coloured clothing to denote function (a bit like Star Trek). This wonderfully obvious exchange contains a comment by Robin Lomax, the Biffers’ ‘armed forces division commanding officer’ talking about black ‘security’ beanies (yes – beanies). It may well be laughable but it’s still criminal!

Then there’s a more recent exchange (also involving Lomax) about rank insignia that we’ve reproduced below.

Steve “Pieman” Lewis is currently on bail (as are Der Fuhrer and his deputy) for wearing political uniform in relation to Britain First. Their legal team (or at least their excuse for more fundraising) seems so far to have been unable to make these very serious charges disappear. That’s hardly surprising. This stuff goes to the heart of British democracy and to disrupt our democratic process this way is a form of sedition, arguably even treason. The whole point of Britain First’s nefarious activities is to disrupt our established system of representative democracy, even calling for the execution of current politicians. If that isn’t treason we really don’t know what is!

So come on Jayda – tell your cronies how the law works. That way they might be able to avoid looking quite as stupid as they do when they post ill-informed rubbish like this.

Come on Dutchy… sort it out!

Lewis’ bail conditions

No charges?
Excluded from certain public places?
Excluded from an entire borough?
This seems to be more than just political uniform (serious though that is).

Lewis languishes in the cells

Oh how we laughed!

It’s true. The EBF office fairly rocked with laughter today as the news broke about poor Pieman’s prolonged incarceration. According to Britain First the unfortunate fascist was arrested in a midnight raid and bundled off to captivity in a South Eastern police station (presumably without the benefit of pasties).

The Biffers tell us that they arrested him for wearing political uniform outside a London mosque some days earlier. That seems a little unlikely to us.

They further claim that he’d been held for 16 hours for that offence and no other. That seems unlikely too.

We wonder if the Biffers are telling us the whole truth. Actually that’s not true. We don’t wonder at all. We’re absolutely certain that there’s more to it than that.

We’ll keep an eye on the news and see what transpires. Watch this space for more information as it becomes available.

We’ll also let you know if anything comes of the Biffers’ demand that their ‘patryoots’ jam up the police station’s telephone lines to demand Pieman’s release. We’re not sure but could that be classed as some sort of incitement? Perhaps it’s a form of wasting police time? It may even be an attempt to pervert the course of justice.

We’ll let you know what happens.

A view from a barstool #16

So another week spent wondering where the time goes, how one couple almost keep me in business, working out excuses not to go into the EBF office as Hulk and Tank Girl argue about who has nicked the chocolate hobnobs and why nowhere around there sells the correct brand of coffee or has Mint Tea bags! Unfortunately for them I hate serving coffee. If it was up to me and not the Landlady my coffee machine would be disposed of in the skip outside. Talking of being consigned to the bin outside reminds me of the real reason I am writing this blog. Bloody Britain First.

Before I expose them though some other things have caught my eye this week that may or may not be attributed to the Biffers but have a direct connection with their mantra. Firstly the out-pouring of support for a mosque from locals in Bristol. After a seemingly never ending barrage of hate from the far right, cards and flowers have been sent to them showing support from all faiths (and none). Once again proof that the right wing, hate-fuelled idiots don’t have much support anywhere in the country.

Also, a pigs head was stuck to the fence of a Muslim school in Portsmouth. This school is for children in years 1-4 showing again what arseholes those that follow the right wing mantra are. These are just a couple of examples of what groups like the biffers are brainwashing their followers into.

Apart from a couple of meaningless memes rehashed from right wing sources (for example Japan has cut Muslims off from life or whatever), so easy to debunk, so hard for their disciples to understand the lies they put out, only two things really caught my eye. The first was Dutchy and her first “go” on the 15 quid app news studio. Now I’m really sorry and I beg all of you to forgive me but I couldn’t, just couldn’t, not even in the name of EBF force myself to watch it. So I guessed what she said…

“Screeeeeeeeeech Muslims, Screeeeeeeeech Sharia, Screeeeeech only we can save you, screeeeeeeeeech send money and screeeeeeeeech police and lefty council persecution…”

And that leads me onto the second item of the week, their march in Dewsbury and their visit last week to try and incite the local Muslims into attacking them. Instead they were totally ignored.

We saw Goldibollocks and Dutchy and a group of ‘activists’ with their banners outside two mosques (why oh why do they appear to only do this when there is no one around, or early morning) handed out their edition of Der Sturmer to bemused shoppers, proudly saying that they have had massive interest in the march (which in my eyes means they may get 100 people to shuffle around a car park). They also said on video that they had been attacked. Again given their track record this would have been recorded and flooded the internet (flooded??? remember the sponsored walk chaps, the just giving page is still here) with their propaganda. The police and the local council have called for them to call it off, the local newspaper has too, although they have been called ‘unwashed lefties’.

Why do they call every bit of media lefties???? Is it because anyone who is to the left of Ghengis Khan would still be too liberal?

They are resolute in their decision to shuffle aimlessly and will only do what the police say if a section 12 is issued. They have also said they have a pub all to themselves for a social just after. Now as a Landlord I have contacts and have been looking about along with my unwashed liberal mates trying to find out where. Like I said in an earlier blog, I and the rest of EBF will harry you wherever you may go. Follow this blog and the EBF Facebook page. If I find further details they’ll be announced here.

So apart from that, Teflon Goldibolloks and Slimy Dutchy seem to be untouchable, and this to me means one of two things. The powers that be are turning a blind eye to their antics as it fits with their agenda of demonising a faith and keeping their mates in business, or they are a bunch of conniving informants, advising the authorities on the antics of other groups on the right. There is no way the constant harrassment, incitement carried out by the blackshirted shittroopers could be left uninvestigated unless there was something untoward going on.

And finally what ever has happened to pieman Lewis? Other than possibly being on the naughty boys step, could he be writing a book? A great fictional story called Britain (hahaha) First (hahahaha) Accounts (haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa).

And with that, before I fall about laughing again (and get divorce papers served) I must go. I think a white flag has been seen atop EBF towers which either means Tank Girl and Hulk have left the building, the hobnob situation has been sent to arbitration with Yifter and Kit or Ant’s handkerchief has floated out of the window. Keep me covered I’m going in!!!!

Cheers

Bloody lefties ruin everything!

According to Britain First the ongoing refugee crisis as desperate, dispossessed human beings are forced to flee from their war-torn homes is the fault of left wing European politicians. This struck us as an interesting (if somewhat inexplicable) perspective so we decided to investigate.

The obvious starting place was the ‘Express’ article the Biffers cited in their original Britain First Facebook post. You can read it for yourself here. Far from blaming left wing politicians for this unfolding tragedy the Express quoted the Director General of the International Organisation for Migration (IOM), William Lacy Swing who seems clear in blaming the historically inaccurate anti-immigration narrative so favoured by the right wing.

It is the lying perspective of Britain First and the rest of their callous neo-nazis that prevents nations from offering the compassionate aid that these refugees so obviously need. We began to wonder why Britain First chose not to mention the point the article was actually making…

Intrigued by the apparent inability of the Biffers to read the links they post we thought we’d take a look at what else they blame the left for. It’s quite an eye-opener…

Lots of Biffer posts try to reduce the left (which they seem to define as anyone who isn’t a neo-nazi) to a single homogenous group of vacuous ‘rich kids’. ‘The left’ seems to be a catch all term for socialists, liberals, conservatives, atheists, Muslims, humanists and pretty well all foreigners or non-whites. They use the terms ‘left wing’ and ‘liberal’ interchangeably which itself demonstrates their political naivety. To make matters worse they go on to characterise their artificially unified opposition in some remarkably unsophisticated and immature ways.
In typically immature manner they pull faces at Lefties without once making any sort of comment about which left wing policies they oppose.

Perhaps it’s the NHS they hate or the fact that working people have rights, sick pay, a minimum wage, paid holidays and the right to safe working environments. Maybe it’s the leftist practice of free state education or the way that people are presumed innocent until and unless proven guilty. Maybe it’s the fact that people are provided for when they’re out of work or the way that national insurance supports the sick and disabled. Hmm – how dare those pesky lefties (defined by the Biffers as non-nazis) care about stuff like that?

Then we get to the point. The Biffers hate lefties because we see through their attempt to make all foreigners look like terrorists. Remember the core values of Britain First…

1. White supremacism

2. Religious intolerance

Anyone who doesn’t agree with their vile, divisive ideology must be discredited. The last time anyone tried their particular brand of fascism they used a straightforward strategy of categorising everyone who disagreed as ‘lefties’ so why not do the same? After all, it worked for the last Fuhrer.

They even threw in some remarkably disingenuous religious dogma for good measure (not that anyone will really be fooled by such an obvious misinterpretation of ancient texts).

That’s just cover – a smokescreen to try to mask their true agenda. In reality they’re just following their leader.

Does that seem familiar to anyone?