View from a barstool #52 by Landlord

My Wednesday was a weird one, marching around like an expectant father wondering if the Hobgoblin I was drinking was going to taste like bitter bitter or sweet bitter as my phone was constantly updating the Kent Live website as the hour got closer to D-Day.

Beer 2Then at 1444 the first verdict was read out followed by the others. Screechy guilty on 3 counts and Goldibollocks 1. The cheers were massive, well would have been if there were more than old Albert, his dog and Betty the cleaner in the pub, my grin from ear to ear, and grumpy Landlord even bought a glass of Chardonnay and a pint of best for my clientele. My word, 2 years of exposing the falsehoods of Screechy and Goldibollocks and finally a result not even Tommeh, uncle Jim or the remaining biffer braincell could spin as a positive result. The usual outrage from potatoes near and far but none could really dampen my spirits. Notifications from other groups started flying in, my phone red hot as other anti fascists groups I frequent also got the news.

But hold on a minute you grumpy sod, there’s more to come, the sentencing, surely there’d be jail time, or not. Nervousness set in, myself and other admins thinking a big fine and a suspended sentence, would Screechy and Goldibollocks really be carted off in the back of a G4S van (probably to escape) or would they surrender and get away with it, so back to Kent Live.

BF fash golding fransen court sentencingWhen the gruesome twosome had their previous read out and the prosecutor said there were aggravating features the old smile started to return, surely we’d get what we wanted!!! Then 3 impact statements were read out….the first person said she had been left traumatised and attributes the loss of her unborn baby squarely at the door of Screechy. Whether it was or not this was a punch in the hooter for Fransen. The second lady stated that she was in danger of losing her job but more telling was in her own words She said: “I felt there was nowhere to go to hide from what Britain First has done to me and my family.”

“What scared me about this was how a person who did not know me or my family could manipulate me or my family in this way.”

The third statement again was telling “ I attended the police station several times. It made me feel very sad and threatened as I had done nothing wrong.”

He states that friends did not believe he was not involved in the 555 rape case and that he lost a long-time family friend as a result of the incident.

He said he lost his job, with his employer ‘worried about trouble coming to the workplace’.

He added that his wife had had a miscarriage as a result of the stress surrounding the incident.

So damning, now surely they’ll go down but then the twist, as Screechy and Goldibollocks’ solicitor (not barrister as their previous begging letters said they needed) didn’t want any pre sentencing reports but as the judge said they had breached the custody threshold the fucknuggets, suddenly shitting themselves, decided to bravely have reports made. Cue EBF admins sobbing thinking that they would be let free so the reports could be prepared. But the judge was having none of this and now we could see what bollocks Screechy and Goldibollocks could come up with to try to wiggle out of it.

So another wait, another couple of pints, I obviously picked the wrong day to give up smoking. And then it came……the lies, EBF admins shocked and wishing we could send the court evidence of the huge porkies that they spouted. Surely they had perjured themselves.

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Here I’ll copy Screechy’s first..: “She is a single lady.
“She is concerned if she is in prison she will not be able to undertake her duties to the party.”
She added: “She is disappointed at the outcome today. She said she thought she was acting in a lawful manner, if she knew she was not acting in a lawful manner, she would not have acted that way.
“She said moving forward, she will change her conduct.
“She said her views in terms of the political party will not change, what has changed is how she will conduct herself.”
She added: “Both defendants were unsure about the impacts their actions had on the victims.”……….

So much bollocks in so few sentences. She knows exactly what she did and her conduct will never change unless she surrenders completely.
Now Goldibollocks’ statement which seemed to have even more falsehoods than Screechy’s …

“He is a single man. He lives alone. He is solely funded in finances by his party.”
She added: “He has been diagnosed as suffering from anxiety. He has no drug abuse issues and is described as tee-total.

“He does feel disappointed by the outcome today. He says in future he will conduct himself differently.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“He says he doesn’t intend to do this type of protesting any more. He said he wants to move more towards main stream way of campaigning.
“He does accept mistakes were made by his actions but he plans to learn from that.
“His main concern if he is given a custodial sentence is how it will impact upon his relationship with his daughter” Teetotal my fucking arse, drug free(chortle) sorry can’t do anymore I’m in tears here.

Why is interesting is that his income is solely from the biffers, so when the potatoes send money to buy new offices, computers, solicitors or anything Goldibollocks has now admitted it pays for him to swan around like a half pint Mussolini, a fascist cunt who relies on conning and scamming his sheeple. Cut the money off, no more Goldibollocks or Screechy.

So can I spare a thought for them as they are starting their sentences, well no…….and yes. No because right now I can get back to being a dad and husband but yes because I hope they are shit scared every second of every minute of every hour of the day.

In truth this could be the beginning of the end, Belfast next, HFA suing them after but you can be sure we’ll be harrying them until the very end. So to all of you I raise my glass and say CHEERS let’s enjoy our first real victory.

Toodlepip

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We’re not the PC police

In a recent post I referred to Fuhrer Golding as ‘The fat controller’, in reference to the station master from the ‘Thomas the Tank Engine’ series of children’s books. This was one of several tongue in cheek references to ‘der Fuhrer’ in a short post that was very definitely intended to laugh at the pompous would-be leader of the ‘Master race’. 

A few of EBF’s Facebook commenters have objected to my reference to him being ‘fat’. Presumably they’ve fallen for the superficial, stereotypical view of anti-fascists propounded by the far-right. So please allow me to explain…

I do not represent the thought police. Nor am I particularly interested in presenting a politically correct veneer in my writing. I oppose fascism and neo-nazism. That doesn’t mean I go around censoring myself all the time. It just means I oppose neonazism and fascism.
I believe my predecessor might have been a little more careful in this respect but I’m not her. Nor do I agree (as one commenter suggested) that editorial humour makes me as bad as those who would torture and exterminate whole swathes of the population for being the ‘wrong’ colour, religion or political persuasion.

EBF exists to combat fascism. We do find some insults unacceptable, particularly those pertaining to disabilities or ethnic groups but we’re not the thought police and we do have a sense of humour.

Sorry about that.

Marcia

View from a barstool 28 by Landlord

Beer 2Another lovely week in publand, topped off by an incredibly enjoyable weekend of watching the biffers (and other fash) getting humiliated all over social media. Beers were flowing on Saturday night as the Cricket players looked to win another test match with a big score by Moeen Ali (that’ll confuse the biffers) who kissed the 3 lions as he completed a well earned Century. And also my football team has been taken over by a man who is even richer than Roman Abramovich.

So the biffers… 2 leafleting sessions in Leicester, 2 times kicked out by the police after being countered by Anti Fascists. Added to this, the wonderful news that Goldibollocks got arrested for breaching his bail conditions. No doubt there’ll be a spin on their next video, and how he made the police look like idiots, the 20 unwashed scummy lefteyes (which looked a lot more like 100 or so) were intimidated by him. And the democratically elected mayor of Leicester is an appeaser when he apparently told Goldibollocks and his Security brigade to fuck off.

Well Goldibollocks, when will you learn that everyone is not supporting you, towns don’t want you and you just look as bigger cockwomble than we knew you were? You have minimal support despite your Facebook likes and the good people of this beautiful. diverse. multicultural country have had enough of your buffoonery.

In York, the lovely fellows of National Action turned up, all 15 of them only to be met by Antifa ensuring that their sick message didn’t get spread. These are the cuntwafflers who are under investigation by the German Police for filming themselves at Buchenwald concentration camp giving a Nazi salute. I suppose this is the state of some of our youth today.

Pie and Mash turned up in Dover, all 20 of them, tried to have a demo and again were met by Kent Antifa. Although they took a couple of photo’s which looked like they were being kettled by the police their 5w appears now to mean ‘No One wants you here’.

One thing I have noticed, and it appears so have you guys, is the absence of Screechy the past two weeks. Much conjecture in the office over this and we have had several ideas. I’m sure you have your own thoughts but here are ours:

a) she’s given it all up and entered a nunnery. As such a devout woman she would be welcomed with open arms;
b) she met up with the guy she was flirting with at the ELM a few weeks ago and has converted to Islam;
c) although she gives the bluster and plays the hard girl she’s shit scared of breaking her bail conditions;
d) she’s busy moving home as we all know she has to move every 6 months for security reasons;
e) she’s had enough of being humiliated and is plotting a Screechy takeover with the rest of the high command;
f) she’s taken up Uncle Jim’s invitation and has become the first to become an immigrant in the new far right enclave;
g) she’s gone to rehab.

Whatever it is it does seem strange the poster girl of the far right is absent from the biffers’ latest shennanigans.

Finally, the biffers have issued the fascist equivelant of a fatwa against the democratically elected mayors of various cities, and MP’s who happen to be Muslims. We couldn’t quite believe this to be true in the office but after a while it became apparent that it was. Now hopefully the police can start taking action. If Anjem Choudry is under house arrest for extremism then surely this is the same. It is a direct threat to elected officials of this country and therefore must be very close to terrorism. Even a Tory MP has said that this is an example of the new Home Office edict on extremism.

So thats it. Keep an eye out on the page for where the cockwombles are going to be next week, as soon as we know it will be published. I’m sure wherever it is the people of this country will be out telling them they aren’t welcome.

Now it’s time to clean the BBQ for round 2. Hope you have a great week.

Cheers.

A view from the cellar 8

Landlord in cellarOnce again apologies for my lack of blog over the weekend, the family are away and a weeks bachelorhood has caught up with me.

Apologies are due as well to the biffers, we never thought they’d do it but they have, Goldibollocks has reached the required funds for the mayoral campaign, and his family and Screechy have made it onto the list as candidates for the London Assembly. So now the hard work begins for us…hassle and expose them at every turn. The great thing is they will be going head to head with skilled debaters, career politicians and interviewers who won’t take the blatant lies they come out with (if they get interviewed at all.) The Fuhrer-bunker seems to think that their brand of islamaphobic tosh will be lapped up by white Londoners all over the capital.

Here’s my take on a possible interview with Jezza Paxman…

  1. JP. Welcome to Paul Goldibollocks and Screechy Fransen who have become leading contenders in the race for mayor and London assembly.
  2. GS. Thanks Jeremy, Can I just say that there will be no more mosques in London and the current ones pulled down so we can build more churches.
  3. JP. Thanks for that. I need to ask what you will do with the £17 billion budget that you will have once you take up the role.
  4. GS. We will make sure that Greggs are on every corner of every street, our mate Stevey Lewis then can walk about with our shittroopers making sure that anyone wearing a burka will be made to change into revealing get up. Then we will build a wall round London, kick the immigrants out and keep London for the white English.
  5. JP. Controversial stuff, what about policing, health care, social housing, lighting and all the other things that are needed.
  6. GS. Well there will be no need for police as when all the immigrants go there will be no crime, my private security team will make sure of that. Health care will be fine as the muzzies will no longer take up any time, lighting is no problem as the sun shines out of screechys arse. We’ll have around 16 billion to spend on Screechy’s tits and holidays. Also we can repay Uncle Jim.
  7. JP. So Screechy what about you what are your first few days in office going to be like?
  8. No more mosques, ban the burka, god is great, prayers for everyone, bloody muzzies?
  9. JP. So what about the…..
  10. GS. Stop bullying us, we’ve told you with no muzzies, no burkas and no mosques and all will be sweet.
  11. JP. but….
  12. GS. Typical lefty journalism, appeasers and bias against us.
  13. JP. Surely you can tell us..
  14. GS. I’ve told you before I’m telling you again, my security team are just getting the nooses ready now, all the problems in London are muzzies.

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We’ve looked everywhere but can’t see how the very fuck they are going to be able to talk about anything other than their disgusting “keeping Britain British”  mantra. They will have no answer to the established parties asking them proper questions about the budget, yet they see this as a chance to go into the mainstream of British Politics. Somehow they think that a million or so likes on Facebook equates to large swathes of support on the ground. I’m hoping that when they get hardly any support they’ll realise that all they are is media junkies, no better than those who go on the Jeremy Kyle show or try out on the Xfactor pop Idol thingy. Goldy and Screechy, no one listens to you, no one wants you, and London certainly doesn’t deserve your publications or papers.

Tommy Robinson smirkThe far right came out to play again at the weekend, firstly in Dover under the guise of supporting our truckers. The casuals that were there barely managed to get 50 people on the ground to march along the seafront. They were countered by around 800-1000 antifa. The local Tory bloke wasn’t happy and seemed to slam the ‘lefteyes’ for blocking the road to stop the fash..needless to say the twatter lines slammed him. Secondly, our mate Tommy was back with his new breed of racism in Birmingham with Pegida. A staggering 30 people turned up for a stroll round a deserted industrial estate despite the boast that this march would attract 10000. He wants another go and now will take his brand of bollocks to Rotherham.

Pie and Mash, they who left the EDL for being too nice, want to go to back to Dover at the end of the month, a move that can only mean one thing, a drunken brawl.

So once again, although the headlines are all about a triumphant move for mayor, the far right can’t get anyone out to support them.

Now I think I better toddle off and do a weeks washing up before the Landlady comes home.

Spread the word

Things are looking good from our vantage point here at EBF Towers.

  • The Biffers numbers are falling with every demo and stunt.
  • The law is closing in on Dutchy and Folding in a very big way.
  • We hear that donations have slumped to an all-time low.
  • Fewer and fewer people we meet in our real lives (outside of EBF) are prepared to say anything nice about the Biffers.
  • The neo-nazi dream of an all-white, Aryan Britain is once again fading back into the darkness from whence it came.

But the job’s not over yet. There are still some ill-informed Brits who don’t realise what Britain First stands for when they share their social media clickbait or who ‘hold court’ down at the boozer about those ‘heroic’ Biffers. These are the hardest to reach.

Will you help us to show them the truth too? Please share this image across all your social media platforms.

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We have over 82,000 followers on Facebook alone. The blog and Twitter are well supported too. If every supporter who sees this image shares it we could reach nearly everyone in the UK in just a matter of hours.

Will you help us to spread the word? Please – share this image and give your friends the chance to find out the truth.

No pasaran!

Biffers go back to Whitechapel

The Biffers have gone out of their way to demonstrate their crass stupidity in Whitechapel only two weeks after their last abject failure in the exact same place. A fortnight ago Jayda Fransen humiliated herself before the nation by spouting her divisive vitriol outside the Whitechapel Mosque. She lasted only minutes before her bottle failed her and she legged it back into the BF sewer with her tail very firmly between her legs.

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Today she brought her Fuhrer, Paul with her and a larger group of fascist thugs to repeat the performance. Predictably neither Herr Fuhrer or Frau Deputy were in uniform, despite their many protestations about ignoring British law. They’re just a couple of gobshites really, aren’t they?

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Anyway – they turned up unannounced outside the Mosque to be greeted by Saturday afternoon shoppers and local Muslims, none of whom had any time for their thuggish antics. Surrounded and outnumbered by a hostile crowd of locals who clearly just want these fascist scumbags to go away, Golding provides us with some real comedy gold when he informs the assembled (allegedly 300 strong) throng that they’re lucky the police are there. We’re sure the 15 or so Biffers would have been very unhappy without the protective presence of the British police who always serve as an effective barrier between Golding and the beating he would undoubtedly have received without such protection.

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IT wasn’t long until they were ran out of town by the people of Whitechapel. We shudder to think what would have happened to the Biffers had the police not been there to look after them. This image shows their inglorious retreat and actually captures the moment an egg hits the van window with a satisfying ‘splat’.

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“See you next Saturday!” Exclaims Paulie before hurriedly rolling up the window just in time.

If they do return to Whitechapel next weekend they may be even more grateful for their police protection than usual. Don’t forget to make that anonymous phone call to tip off the Old Bill, will you Jayda?