More false advertising by the Biffers

We had a quick butcher’s at the Biffer Facebook page the other day. That’s their preferred environment for ‘…doin’ politics, innit?’ They still haven’t worked out that false, paid for likes from foreign clickfarms (they click you long time!) aren’t the same as actual votes. But occasionally, just sometimes they crawl out from under their seedy little rock and head off into the real world. A bit like this…

As usual the turnout was tiny but that’s not the important thing. Have a look at the little bald biffer with glasses in the front row. His jacket isn’t quite the same colour as the usual Biffer ‘bottle-out’ green. There’s a reason for that.

Here we see the same sad fash wannabe from the back. His jacket isn’t ‘bottle-out’ green because it’s representing a genuine heroes’ charity. But what’s a ‘Help for Heroes’ jacket doing on a Britain First ‘Day of action’?

We’ve asked Help for heroes. We’ll let you know their reply.

View from a barstool 28 by Landlord

Beer 2Another lovely week in publand, topped off by an incredibly enjoyable weekend of watching the biffers (and other fash) getting humiliated all over social media. Beers were flowing on Saturday night as the Cricket players looked to win another test match with a big score by Moeen Ali (that’ll confuse the biffers) who kissed the 3 lions as he completed a well earned Century. And also my football team has been taken over by a man who is even richer than Roman Abramovich.

So the biffers… 2 leafleting sessions in Leicester, 2 times kicked out by the police after being countered by Anti Fascists. Added to this, the wonderful news that Goldibollocks got arrested for breaching his bail conditions. No doubt there’ll be a spin on their next video, and how he made the police look like idiots, the 20 unwashed scummy lefteyes (which looked a lot more like 100 or so) were intimidated by him. And the democratically elected mayor of Leicester is an appeaser when he apparently told Goldibollocks and his Security brigade to fuck off.

Well Goldibollocks, when will you learn that everyone is not supporting you, towns don’t want you and you just look as bigger cockwomble than we knew you were? You have minimal support despite your Facebook likes and the good people of this beautiful. diverse. multicultural country have had enough of your buffoonery.

In York, the lovely fellows of National Action turned up, all 15 of them only to be met by Antifa ensuring that their sick message didn’t get spread. These are the cuntwafflers who are under investigation by the German Police for filming themselves at Buchenwald concentration camp giving a Nazi salute. I suppose this is the state of some of our youth today.

Pie and Mash turned up in Dover, all 20 of them, tried to have a demo and again were met by Kent Antifa. Although they took a couple of photo’s which looked like they were being kettled by the police their 5w appears now to mean ‘No One wants you here’.

One thing I have noticed, and it appears so have you guys, is the absence of Screechy the past two weeks. Much conjecture in the office over this and we have had several ideas. I’m sure you have your own thoughts but here are ours:

a) she’s given it all up and entered a nunnery. As such a devout woman she would be welcomed with open arms;
b) she met up with the guy she was flirting with at the ELM a few weeks ago and has converted to Islam;
c) although she gives the bluster and plays the hard girl she’s shit scared of breaking her bail conditions;
d) she’s busy moving home as we all know she has to move every 6 months for security reasons;
e) she’s had enough of being humiliated and is plotting a Screechy takeover with the rest of the high command;
f) she’s taken up Uncle Jim’s invitation and has become the first to become an immigrant in the new far right enclave;
g) she’s gone to rehab.

Whatever it is it does seem strange the poster girl of the far right is absent from the biffers’ latest shennanigans.

Finally, the biffers have issued the fascist equivelant of a fatwa against the democratically elected mayors of various cities, and MP’s who happen to be Muslims. We couldn’t quite believe this to be true in the office but after a while it became apparent that it was. Now hopefully the police can start taking action. If Anjem Choudry is under house arrest for extremism then surely this is the same. It is a direct threat to elected officials of this country and therefore must be very close to terrorism. Even a Tory MP has said that this is an example of the new Home Office edict on extremism.

So thats it. Keep an eye out on the page for where the cockwombles are going to be next week, as soon as we know it will be published. I’m sure wherever it is the people of this country will be out telling them they aren’t welcome.

Now it’s time to clean the BBQ for round 2. Hope you have a great week.

Cheers.

EDL sent to Coventry today

The EDL are having a shuffle around Coventry today. We wonder if anyone will speak to them. They don’t seem to be expecting a massive turnout. The organisers for their ‘National’ Demo have chosen a single public house as the Muster point. The pub is a decent size but it’s hardly going to hold the attendees of a respectably-sized national demonstration. It’ll do for a handful of racists to get a few pints and act tough though.

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Unfortunately, the Litten Tree doesn’t seem all that sure how to handle the situation. But they are doing the right thing and working with West Midlands police to ensure everything stays peaceful.

Litten Tree Facebook notification about EDL demo May 2016

We say good luck to the management and staff of The Litten Tree. It must be hard when a bunch of EDL thugs decide to go to your pub for a pre-shuffle piss-up. So far as we know The Litten Tree didn’t ask for this and they’re doing the best they can to avoid trouble.

Maybe they won’t all make it. EDLNews were first to point out that at least one ‘patyroot’ (with a fair bit of EDL tat) was unlikely to attend.

EDL demo May 2016 Coventry car stolen

But it gets better. We can see from the gov. website that his car hasn’t had tax or MOT for many years. That’s a worry – especially since our contacts within the far right tell us that the car has been found and returned to its rightful owner, a ‘Mr. English’ (sic) from the North West of England, apparently. Perhaps the police will be keeping an eye out for it in future. Be careful if you see this car on the M6 near Coventry today. It just might fall to pieces and cause an accident.

illegal car EDL demo Coventry

If you do see this car on the road between Coventry and the North West today you might want to call the police. It’s a serious offence to drive a car without MOT or tax on the public highway.

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Childish EDL plan to disrupt Birmingham Mosque ceremony

This is a secret so don’t tell anybody!

Using their super-secure private Facebook group, Paul Locke’s ultra-competent English Defence League oafs have hatched yet another cunning plan. In utmost secrecy, without any chance of outsiders getting a sniff of the action Locke’s layabouts have planned yet another piss-up. They’re not known as The Imbibing Brotherhood for nothing!

The excuse for this drunken rampage is a ceremony to inaugurate a new Mosque.Paul Locke EDL Birmingham mosque May 2016

Lots of Imbibers plan to attend but only if they can get pissed first.

Paul Locke EDL Birmingham mosque May 2016 where to meetAs the aspiring national leader he is, Locke has taken steps to ensure his drunken mates will be well-pissed before they get to the Mosque. He’s even promised to make contact with a local pub, attempt to get the landlord to break the law by banning Muslims from his premises and arrange a pre-rampage piss-up venue. We’re not at all sure how successful that will be and for all we know the 3 Horseshoes won’t have anything to do with Locke’s Losers but it may be worth avoiding the place on Sunday if you fancy a quiet meal with the kids.

After all, they’ll be turning up to sully the pub’s atmosphere whether the landlord approves of the EDL’s racist views or not,

Paul Locke EDL Birmingham mosque May 2016 3 horseshoesWe’ll be passing on our information to W. Midlands police so hopefully the imbibing brotherhood won’t manage to cause too much disruption. It’d be a shame if they were allowed to spoil this important event with their loutish behaviour. This looks like a public order offence in the making to us. There might even be a conspiracy charge in there for all we know.

That’s for the police and the CPS to decide, of course.

 

View from a cellar 7


Landlord in cellarThat’s it! No more Exposing Britain First!

With effect from Monday, we close the page.

The decision was made to close Exposing Britain First from the first Monday that Britain First disappears forever and Screechy and Goldibollocks desist with their actions.

There you go, if you’re still here you have read the byline. For those who didn’t, we’re closing down the page. This is where our problem with the sheeple at Britain First begins. We aren’t going to educate while the headlines that the Biffers put out whips their supporters into a frenzy, as they can’t or won’t read beyond what the Fuhrer bunker wants you to see.

Take for example the spoof news story from the Southend News Network, the headline was

“Anger as Southend bakery lauches hot cross buns without offensive cross.”

Now we here at EBF and other groups had great fun with the idiots from March for England and the EDL, who read the headline as ‘Muslims forced the banning of the crosses because they’re offensive’. Read the article and you see it was militant maths teachers who were worried about whether it was an x or a + on the buns. It was then that anyone with a bit of common sense would realise that it was a spoof. The comments on the two fash pages were amazing. At the time of writing the article is still up, if you haven’t already, pop on over there you’ll be amazed (as well as probably reading comments by many of the followers of this page).

Another one from today is more telling :

“TERRORISM: Deadly Berlin car bombing as explosive device detonates in German capital”

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Yes, there was a car bomb, yes, it was in Berlin, but police were quick to point out there were no links to terrorism whatsoever…but the damage was done, the Fuhrer bunker had put it in the minds of their sheeple that it was terrorism and nothing will stop the blind leading the blind.

Nothing beats a bit of propaganda even if it can ultimately proved that it is bullshit, the damage is done. One more nail in the Islamic coffin. Their sheeple have already seen what they want and the comments show this.

BF East London Mosque March 2016 DemoThe Fuhrers, sitting on high (or low) in their bunkers have decided to use the misleading headlines from the doom and gloom twins aka The Fail and The Liexpress, add a twist, and voila, they have their idiot followers hooked. The weekend’s videos, heavily edited and again misleading, said that 300 islamic extremists were attacking them, their female activists were kicked, they were punched and abused.

Lets get past the part where 25 or so of their vile activists brandished crosses and shouted about Jesus, God and scriptures along with “Go back to your own country”. All this outside a place of worship. I think even I would get pretty pissed off with them, the same way I would if they picketed my pub. Goldibollocks even seems to threaten them. Even a vicar (who I would guess has seen more church services than the whole lot of the demonstrators put together) was abused by the Biffers. He’s a lefteye traytor according to them. Again I digress, a picture of these wankpuffins at the pub later showed nothing of the violent assault they allegedly received.

So this is what Exposing Britain First do…

First we look at the headline, then the article they put up (usually from a right wing think-tank or paper), then we root round finding the same story from other sources (usually independent) before putting our side of the story. I listen to Billy Bragg’s music quite a lot and keep referring to his song “It says here” and specifically the line

“When you wake up to find your paper is Tory, just remember there’s two sides to every story.”

Jayda can’t hold a candle to this Hijabi

We all understand how scary it can be to face down a bunch of thugs who’ve already decided that you’re the enemy, the deserving recipient of their wrath. It’s the scenario that Jayda Fransen plays on to pretend she’d genuinely brave. Fransen brazenly marches into multi-cultural areas intent upon stirring up as much trouble as she can, all the time surrounded by loyal thugs and the police who’ve mysteriously been tipped off by an ‘anonymous caller’ to her presence.

With that sort of protection she’s safe as houses, of course but she pretends to be taking real risks. Not that anyone believes it. But it is a very powerful image. The courageous woman facing down her enemies (in Jayda’s case ordinary people who actually just wish she’d go away) has an inbuilt, instinctive impact upon the rest of society. At least it would if it wasn’t such an obvious sham.

But what of the women who really are that brave? What should we make of them? What should we make of Nargess Moballeghi who genuinely walked into the lion’s den when she attended an EDL rally in Oxford. Now that really does take courage.

Nargess Moballeghi FB

This brave Hijabi, accompanied only by her camera operator walked straight into the heart of an anti Muslim rally by the English Defence League and engaged the fash in real conversation. She didn’t shout or scream, she didn’t insult anyone and she issued no threats. There was no question of her creating a breach of the peace and she needed no bodyguards to hide behind. That’s pretty impressive given the sort of people she’d gone to meet.

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You can watch a video of her encounter here.

Early on in the video we see a few EDL ‘footsoldiers’ who seemed genuinely to want to discuss the situation with her. Unfortunately they weren’t able to understand most of what she was saying, so indoctrinated were they by the misinformation of their leaders. But they genuinely seemed to try -at least at first. As the wife of a man who these thugs would like to see deported I genuinely was moved to see their attempt at rational conversation.

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Unfortunately, though it didn’t last long. When discussing the issue of Muslim paedophiles Nargess made the obvious point that just as Christian Brits shouldn’t feel the need to go around apologising for Jimmy Savile, neither should Muslim Britons have to apologise for the minority of paedophiles in their ranks. That comparison was a little too close to home for one of the EDL whom she’d managed to engage. Faced with the obviously reasonable and indefensible point the bloke on the right (above) became angry and predictably incoherent. Just as was the case in the infamous EDL ‘Muslim ray guns’ interview it soon became obvious that “There’s a sense of incoherent anger. People are angry but they can’t explain why”.

EDL Muslamic Ray Gun man 2011

As usual the presumably sincere ‘footsoldiers’ have no real understanding of Islam or the reality of British law, Multi-culturalism or even the true nature of Britain’s paedophile problem. They converse in soundbytes and repeat propaganda mantras by rote with little attempt to understand the points raised by this brave Hijabi.

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As she climbed back into her car to leave her new acquaintances to their ignorance and their lager it was obvious that Nargess had made little impact upon the brainwashed pawns of this divisive game of racial politics. But she did demonstrate one thing…
She’s a damn site more courageous and infinitely more intelligent than Jayda (gob on a stick) Fransen.

Well done Nargess – we stand in awe of your bravery, your dignity and your attempt to understand and engage with those who would see you forbidden from following the faith that is your human right. A right that was hard won by all our ancestors, Muslim and Christian alike just a few decades ago.

View from a barstool 22

Beer 2I have suffered for my beliefs! After three weeks of managing not to listen to the blatant lies and misinformation of the gruesome twosome, the office finally managed to tie me down to watch the whole Luton video and Screechy’s latest stunt outside an East London Mosque. Having seen them and almost bringing up a particularly nice merlot, it occurs to me (who has spent time on a police drug and alcohol awareness course, learning the signs of people who have taken substances) that she does seem to be off her head on something be it a narcotic or rabid belief… or both. Anyway having been forced to watch these videos and also their totally obedient sheeple (how they fawn over the joint fuhrer’s) it again seems to me that they are rapidly becoming a religious internet cult.

How do I get to this conclusion? Well a cult is defined by the church as:

The way to describe a cult is popular in the secular media. From this perspective, a cult is a religious or semi-religious sect whose members are controlled almost entirely by a single individual or by an organization.

This kind of cult is usually manipulative, demanding total commitment and loyalty from its followers. Anyone see a similarity yet?

 

The video of Screechy outside the mosque is reminicent of those men and women trying to preach the gospel in town centres up and down the country. People who are totally committed to religion trying to convert those that think differently. These are the people I cross the road to avoid. However, being tied to a chair in front of the office computer by Prole and Kit with Screechy trying to scream to Muslims I had to take in what she said. Her bodyguards just stood there as she was spat at and shouted back at as she continued to preach a particularly vile gospel that she obviously had difficulty remembering. In fact, the people who kept the peace were not Biffers but Mosque security who managed to keep the young Muslims away from the rabid Screechy. It was she who was trying to provoke a breach of the peace.

The police turned up and tried to move Screechy on. First she said they were part of a legitimate political party, then a Christian movement and then she refused to cooperate with the police when they wanted to take her complaint seriously (lefteye marxist coppers hey who’d have them?). Then, when the policeman quoted Leviticus about not eating fish she went into overdrive (some would say drug fuelled). Obviously the Fuhress hadn’t read that part – or conveniently forgot about it. She continued with her rambling tirade telling the police that this was a legitimate street protest. The fact that there were reports of a school visit to the mosque didn’t seem to faze her at all.

BF Whitechapel mosque 1st march 2016 Fransen

The videos have given us at the EBF tower a few things to look at and turn over to the investigation team. So let’s go through them.

A) there are certainly pointers to Screechy being on some sort of substance: vacant looks in eyes; moodswings; and trouble remembering what she says.

B) In an earlier video, or was it a cult email or Facebook piece, the Fuhrers decided to play on the fact that the bail conditions imposed on them by the magistrates effectively meant that Screechy and Goldibollocks were under house arrest. Big Biffer fail! If they were how was Screechy in East London?

C) They have increasingly started to call those in authority left wing traitors (magistrates, police, Tony Blair) and trying to provoke them into arresting senior members of the Fourth Reich. As far as I could see the police in Luton tried to allow the remote controlled activists (did you see the wires?) to give out papers and speak to the Luton dwellers as much as they liked. They were banned from going into Bury Park to prevent a potential breach of the peace. Then when outraged residents of Luton (all white as far as I could see…so much for Luton being a white no-go zone) wanted the Biffers to fuck off the police arrested one of the anti’s and sent the rest, along with the Biffers packing with a section 35.

BF Luton webcam backfire ibtimes article

The police must be getting particularly pissed off with them by now. The police were also terribly courteous to Screechy in East London trying to get her to make a complaint. However, in her apparently high state she wouldn’t until later, when all evidence had disappeared.

d) They have become increasingly insistent with their begging Emails for various things, safety for activists (although walking sticks that are not necessary and gloves that appear to be a bit naughty seem to be openly held/worn) legal costs etc etc. This appears almost cultlike and their cult members (take members out and change the L to an N) lap it up and send off their hard earned (mainly American) dollars.

e) If they say “legitimate political party,” “Christian movement” or “lefteye authorities” one more time I’m going to puke.

There you go then another week of Biffers in a nutshell, very much looking like a cult with the leaders getting money and undying commitment under seemingly fraudulent means, screaming their gospel to be listened to whether you want it or not.

And now my profit is going to be down because of the amount of mindbleach I have to buy to cleanse my consciousness of Screechy and Goldibollocks. Please Kit and Prole, pretty, pretty please… I’ll be good from now on but please don’t let me have to see anymore Biffer productions.

Cheers

View from a Cellar 5

Landlord in cellarAnother weekend, another waste of Police overtime, as more fash decide they should take to the streets. This time polluting our ears in Newcastle and Preston. Councils should send the policing bill to these so called patriots for their time as this would certainly stop this stupidity.

A few people on the Exposing Britain First page support their right to protest and so do I, after all it is what makes this country great. Banning these prats would only get them to do flash demo’s and this country’s silent majority have had enough. And we would see the violence back on our streets as we did at Dover.

The police seem to have changed tack slightly and let the cockwombles march but on their terms not the fash leaving them basically getting pissed, walking down an empty street and having speeches(if spouting the vile crap they come out with constitutes speech) well away from the public. They keep the Anti fash well away too knowing that this will just keep the peace.

NPAS Warton EDL Preston image.pngIn Preston the cream of the EDL came to town to protest about (yawn) muslim no go zones, refugees, the child grooming and anything else they could blame on a religious group they hate. As I said in an earlier blog, and watching a video of the area, how they could say Deepdale is a white no go area I don’t know. 5000 Sheffield Wednesday fans walked down the very streets supposedly patrolled by Sharia Police and gangs of muslims and I’ve checked the press – there were no beheadings, fights, Muslamic ray guns, conversions or anything of the sort. I also checked in with the two pubs around and there is no boarding up, no machine gun posts and no tinfoil hats being worn. In actual fact the pubs are flourishing and love being a centre of the community.

I digress, the EDL turned up in ‘huge numbers’. If you believe them around 200. If you believe the anti’s 50. If you believe the police 80-90. I’ll stick with the police. In fact the lack of turn out seems to have started the infighting already and this can only be good for us. The Anti’s numbers, were according to the EDL around 20, Anti’s themselves 400 or the police between 250 and 300 again I’ll take the police figures. The EDL, trying to big it up, tried to tell all that would listen that the Anti’s spent most of the time fighting amongst themselves. As far as I could see they were more busy eating the tea and cakes that the local mosques made and were handing out.

national action racism full face mask

In Newcastle the even more vile National Action were out in pig masks and Niqabs (or full face masks). This was probably to disguise the fact there was only 15 of them. The rest probably slipped on banana skins or got stuck in lost luggage again. They held their banner calling for whatever (I think it was Refugees not welcome) and for an hour they were laughed at deleriously by the wonderful Geordies. An hour after they pissed off, in the same place around 100 people unfurled a banner saying Refugees Welcome.

You see then two demo’s, the size of which can be debated, that wouldn’t even fill my pub when I have the Rugby (or some footy) on. I had the 6 nations on. English flags and shirts, Welsh flags and shirts, Scottish and Irish flags and you know what – they were all patriotic, all supported their countries, but never once did I hear a racial slur. In fact good rugby was applauded by them all. I guess then that the fucknuggets who have tried to steal our identity along with hoisting our flags to show their hatred of others are losing.

Flag waving needn’t be racist. You just need to kick the idiots out.

Cheers

Union flag

A view from a barstool 19

Beer 2This week I’ve been to the office to meet the guys, it appears that the war is over and all is fine. Hobnobs and fine blend coffee have been seen on desks and my supply of midget gems seems to have gone down well. I also decided at the last minute to go on a road trip to Canterbury this week to join up with the anti biffer march. In fact I am writing this using a pub’s free wifi at one of those wobbly tables which need a beer mat wedged underneath for a sense of authenticity instead of the faux flagstones. Oh for a proper local, with roaring open fire, decent beer and nice company.

After the shenanigans of their march in Dewsbury, with those million supporters being given section 35’s by the police to stop them, a demo was held outside a mosque in Canterbury with that good ol’ favourite the ‘No more Mosques’ banner. What made this demo more questionable was the day it was on. Mosques across the country opened their (already open) doors to the local communities so other faiths could learn, talk and come together to see the mysteries of Islam. It seems to me that if Screechy, Goldibollocks and the twats that blindly follow them wanted to know about Islam then instead of being total fuckwits shouting about 72 virgins (yawn) the prophets marriage (change the record) to a 6 year old, Taqqiya (for fucks sake) and all the beheading and killing (aaaaaaaaaaaagh) then the perfect place to go would be into a mosque.

EBF BF Golding and Jayda no more mosques canterbury open  day

Although Screechy and Goldibollocks wouldn’t do that, their shittroopers weren’t there to protect them and there was more than one old man inside.

I notice they made another trip to the Biffer TV studio (chuckle) aka a £15 a pop app. Once again despite threats of a total ban on office hobnobs by Prole and Kit, I still couldn’t sit through another Screechy screech. The others did. So, I understand, did most of you. I will be sending medals round to all who made it past 3 minutes.

BF EBF Jayda Fransen Shutterstock rantThe begging letters continued, they now have enough to get legal representation against Bedfordshire police when plod finally go back to court. I for one cannot wait until we see the result of this. I’m still amazed by the gullibility of their followers. I wonder how many reply to a Nigerian banker??? The money cow for Uncle, Screechy and Goldibollocks continues unabated. Surely their supporters must see through them by now.

On Friday I went on my other Road trip to Canterbury. I was able to join in a march set up by students against Islamaphobia, standing with the Mosque that the Biffers decided to turn up with their banner. Now I’m not sure about you guys but I’m not impressed that the Biffers with 1.3 million likes (another huge jump in the space of a single minute) and 3 months notice only manage to get 120 ‘patriots’ to shuffle round a carpark. Meanwhile around 500 of our silent majority marched to a mosque with no screeching, carrying islamaphobic banners or crosses, arranged just last Monday through word of mouth and social media. It was also applauded by nearly everyone we went past. I think Canterbury just sent a very, very large FUCK YOU to Britain First.

So get this Screechy, Goldibollocks and the rest of your blind sheep. The silent majority have had enough. I even enjoyed tea and cake at the mosque. It was hard to say goodbye. I learnt so much more about Islam in an hour than Screechy and Goldibollocks have learnt from their right wing sources.

Finally may I say a big thankyou from the bottom of my heart. The page reached yet another milestone in that we went past 80000 likes. This is all down to you. The admins have the ideas and publish posts, you however read them, debate them, take care of our numerous trolls (getting more as we start getting to them) and share them to educate others to the danger of the right wing. So Thanks and cheers.

And thats it for this weeks review, I’m off to a pub for a pint and good company, the office doesn’t seem the same with the hobnob ban, the Landlady needs some cash for more shoes and the barmaid needs paying.

Cheers

The award for the least popular fash group goes to…

Today saw fash from all over UK travelling to support their favourite thugs in Dewsbury and Dover. Folding Golding has spent the last month or so crowing about how popular his bunch of vagabond Biffers has become. He claimed that the newly created dance of division – ‘The Dewsbury shuffle’ would take the UK by storm, attracting hundreds if not ‘faasands’ (sic) of neo-nazis to hassle the good people of West Yorkshire.

Unluckily for him, Britain First wasn’t the only nasty bunch of neo-nazis out annoying people today. The National Front had organised their own antisocial soiree in Dover. Such is the skilful co-ordination of British fascism – they can’t even refrain from competing with each other. Or maybe that’s the point. Maybe today’s events were part of some perverse popularity contest to see which group holds the most sway over our nation’s far-right fringe.

EBF BF HnH Dewsbury 81 marchers
So let’s have a look at what happened. Where did the rest of Britain’s bored bovver-boys choose to spend their time. They could join Britain First in Dewsbury which is actually relatively central (especially given how many of the far-right seem to congregate around Manchester, Newcastle and south Yorkshire) or they could travel to the South coast (a much longer journey for most) to meet up with the National Front. Which journey would you choose?

EBF BF Dewsbury Dover competition lie police Jayda
It seems that several of these disaffected drunken drones chose to go out of their way to join the NF in Dover. Many, such as these members of the imbibing brotherhood had to drive right past Dewsbury on their way South. That’s an extra few hundred miles in a minibus just so they could snub Grassing Golding and his combined force of a few dozen cockwombles.

EBF BF Diddyman NWI Dover vs Dewsbury Sat 30th Jan 2016

The actual numbers (according to our spotters’ best estimates) were…

Dover 60

Dewsbury 119

The results are in. And it’s a landslide! The award for the least popular fash group goes to…

The National Front!

Grassing Golding hasn’t got too much gloating room though. Any genuinely popular ‘registered political party’ with 1,300,000 Facebook likes holding a rally in the middle of Britain should get way more than that. The Biffers have been advertising this for months now, urging people to join them and doing everything in their power to encourage a high turnout. Even with ALL their officers and officials in attendance they only just scraped into triple figures. Without all the plastic paramilitary ‘ranking officers’, division leaders, unlicensed bouncers, paramilitary style standard bearers and attention-seeking speakers they would have mustered far fewer.

That’s the real lesson from today’s fascist fiasco. Even combined the two groups (and all the assorted fascist groups who chose between them) couldn’t make it to 200 attendees. With massive advertising from both sides, an entire country to draw people from and enough geographical variation to make at least one of these events accessible for just about everyone they still got an embarrassingly low turnout.

Face it fascists – you’re finished here in UK. Less than 200 people between you. And as for Grassing Golding’s lot. That’s just ridiculous.

Hilarious!