View from a barstool 24

Beer 2I’ve finally been freed from the EBF stationery cupboard if I agreed to watch all of Goldibollocks London Mayoral campaign videos and read all the daily Email’s/begging letters coming from said mayor/emperor/High priest/Prime Minister/Dictator (delete as appropriate) and after doing this I have this to report..’

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So Goldilocks, Screechy and a whole host of biffers are after the London vote using the “voice” they have been given by the media to put out a joke party political broadcast, and issue some tatty election pamphlets along with their equivalent of the Sun newspaper (both equally discredited and hated amongst the majority of this fine country). In it they tell us how they will get Britain out of the EU and stop immigration, amongst others, both of which the London Mayor and assembly have no say on whatsoever. They seem to be libelling, slandering and being downright racist to the bookies favourite who treats them like something you pick up of the bottom of your shoe after an errant dog owner left it on the pavement. He also once again takes an ex-soldier and uses him in his nasty propaganda. Again this is against the wishes of his family and again the biffer lie that there is no memorial to him. There is. It’s what the family wanted, where the family wanted it to be. Once again we won’t name him as the last thing his relatives want is for him him to become the battlefield in a political ‘tug of war’.

A day out in Bexley Heath handing out faaasands of leaflets was videoed and photographed. Nothing about this leads me to believe that anyone wants anything to do with Goldibollocks and his tawdry little party. They have already had both barrels from the written media describing the campaign as a car crash.

BF Christine Smith election broadcast London Mayor May 2016

The radio broadcast they were permitted was a 30 second recording, the TV broadcast 5 minutes of absolute comedy and still they aren’t happy. We’ve seen the full version of the broadcast Goldibollocks wanted and no wonder the Beeb and ITV told them no. Usually after a broadcast a party’s showing in the polls jumps, this time it didn’t. I checked Comres before and a couple of days later (you need to do something while perched on the loo). The votes for Goldibollocks for London Mayor stayed at 1% and the seats in the assembly, where in my view they were really putting their faith,a big fat zero.

So then to the daily begging bowl, sorry Emails, to their supporters asking them to “chip in” to raise the £20 faaaasand needed to reach even more Londoners with their bullshit and lies. With just (as I write) 8 days to go even if they meet the target it will be too late. It seems to us here that a good holiday will be in order after the campaign and spending money for Screechy’s addiction will be getting a boost from the gullible disciples.
So here’s a thing Goldibollocks and Screechy, Pieman Steve, Chief of Staff Lomax, Sargeant, and the rest of your high command, here’s some advice from a Landlord who used to live and work in London. I’ll even give it to you for free, although the team could do with some hobnobs (the coffers are bare and Sainsbury’s own just don’t taste the same)

1) if you really want to become mayor and Screechy a member of the assembly, don’t fuck off around half of the London electorate with racism and lies. In one of the most diverse and multi cultural cities in the world the voters won’t really like it..

2) When a family of a murdered man asks you not to use his memory to further your racist, islamaphobic aims, don’t. It pisses a lot of people off and a lot of these pissed off people will be voters.

3) when slagging off the favourite for the Mayoral job (Not you Goldibollocks, not you) don’t use his religion against him or at least if you do get your facts right. Whether a bloke is Muslim, Christian, Athiest, Hindu or whatever, fight him on his policies. Oh scratch this one, you haven’t got any policies that affect Londoners just the same old shit that you purvey on your Social Media page.

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4) when you lose, when Screechy loses, when your family loses and you all lose your deposits, blame the media, the establishment, the people that don’t fall for your cack and us (and other pages like us) fuck off, pack up your bollocks and close up. It is a show that this is Britain, a Britain that I want to live in, with Naz Hussain next door to me and George Shah just down the road, with the little old lady at number 21 who Naz helps with her garden, with Jeff, one of my locals, from Trinidad, who loves talking to me about my love of Cricket and warm beer, with Steve the local white Van man who hates life but loves all the mates at the pub and finally with the followers of Exposing Britain first who see through your lies at every turn.

This is my advice to you, this is my wish. That after you lose and are humiliated at the elections you go away and leave the sensible silent majority alone. I may even be minded to “chip in” to help.

Cheers

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View from a barstool in the cellar

Beer 2The landlady and the kids are with the in-laws and I’m left here drinking the profits and suffering from a dose of fash fatigue. Being an admin on Exposing Britain First and the constant cases of islamophobic bullshit from the Fuhrer bunker does get us down. The bombs in Belgium are hard to stomach with wall to wall media coverage, security experts telling us what is happening even though it’s just conjecture and the arses in Bifferland lapping it up and providing the propaganda they need to play on the fears of already scared people. The right wing newspapers and our wonderful TV news stations helping them with their recruitment.

But where was the right wing and media angst as bombs were set off in Iraq, in Turkey and other places in Africa and the world. Did you even hear of these as I certainly didn’t, I didn’t see an outpouring of grief on Facebook, didn’t see people changing their profiles to a Turkish flag or an Iraqi one or any other to be honest. The right have even gone as far as to put the disgusting murders in Belgium as a reason for Brexit. Just like the Muslims we have had to put out the same old tired statement of us abhorring the bombings and saying that Daesh are a bunch of murderous bastards whom we are against. My brother works and lives in Brussels, and his workplace is near enough opposite to the station that was bombed. The overwhelming mantra coming from his fellow staff, from many different European nations, is that this was not a Muslim attack but a Daesh one.

BF Pieman Steve Lewis arrestedWith that out of the way (but not forgotten) back to the Fuhrer and his high command. Steve Lewis arrested and bailed for wearing a political uniform had us in stitches. Poor old Pieman, losing a banner last year, being moved down the pecking order in the shittrooper numbers, having to do the seemingly dodgy accounts on a 60’s typewriter and leader of the South East Brigade and now nicked. Steve is one of the more articulate Biffers but even he has slowly been indoctrinated into Bifferdom and writes more and more religious claptrap. We know he reads the page so Steve, hope you enjoyed the 16 hours in the cells. We hope you will be trusted enough to hold the banners again.

What else? Oh yeah, the mayoral election, begging letters, and some religious memes for the sheeple to eat up.

Goldibollocks is on the march going round trying to find 10 idiots in each borough of London to back him, even tweeting because Enfield Council had the audacity of making him hold on the phone, assumingly to get hold of the voters roll. Three of my friends who live in the London Mayoral area have asked that the Biffers do not get their names and addresses as they do not wish to have racist literature through their doors and also they feel that the Fuhrer bunker will use this for more sinister means. I’ll give an update shortly on how they got on.

So it appears that Goldibollocks and Screechy made their target to stand in the elections. They still accuse the Labour candidate of being an extremist Muslim and that London is no longer British. The great thing about this is that London is such a diverse, multi-cultural, thriving capital that will consign them to where my mates will put their propaganda, in the bin.

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If you read the Biffer page, I realise that this is hard for you, you will have seen the furore and foam-fest of the sheeple over the apparent removal of the word ‘Easter’ on Cadbury’s Easter oval things. Apparently this was to appease Muslims who quite frankly couldn’t give a toss about it. They have more important things to worry about (islamaphobia, being chucked off planes, securing mosques from right wing fucknuggets). The Daily Star had a front page spread about it and the Biffers were not amused. However a quick phonecall to Cadbury’s and a totally harassed customer services lady told me that this was the biggest load of crap she had ever seen. They may have taken off the word Easter from the front of the packaging but the word appears 4 times in various places.

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Coming so soon after the hot cross buns and Kingsmill saga’s it seems that once again Bifferland is foaming over a headline and not the story.

So that’s the week in a nutshell, just an ordinary week in the world of EBF, from bombs to Easter eggs, you couldn’t make it up… Could you?

Cheers

View from a cellar 7


Landlord in cellarThat’s it! No more Exposing Britain First!

With effect from Monday, we close the page.

The decision was made to close Exposing Britain First from the first Monday that Britain First disappears forever and Screechy and Goldibollocks desist with their actions.

There you go, if you’re still here you have read the byline. For those who didn’t, we’re closing down the page. This is where our problem with the sheeple at Britain First begins. We aren’t going to educate while the headlines that the Biffers put out whips their supporters into a frenzy, as they can’t or won’t read beyond what the Fuhrer bunker wants you to see.

Take for example the spoof news story from the Southend News Network, the headline was

“Anger as Southend bakery lauches hot cross buns without offensive cross.”

Now we here at EBF and other groups had great fun with the idiots from March for England and the EDL, who read the headline as ‘Muslims forced the banning of the crosses because they’re offensive’. Read the article and you see it was militant maths teachers who were worried about whether it was an x or a + on the buns. It was then that anyone with a bit of common sense would realise that it was a spoof. The comments on the two fash pages were amazing. At the time of writing the article is still up, if you haven’t already, pop on over there you’ll be amazed (as well as probably reading comments by many of the followers of this page).

Another one from today is more telling :

“TERRORISM: Deadly Berlin car bombing as explosive device detonates in German capital”

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Yes, there was a car bomb, yes, it was in Berlin, but police were quick to point out there were no links to terrorism whatsoever…but the damage was done, the Fuhrer bunker had put it in the minds of their sheeple that it was terrorism and nothing will stop the blind leading the blind.

Nothing beats a bit of propaganda even if it can ultimately proved that it is bullshit, the damage is done. One more nail in the Islamic coffin. Their sheeple have already seen what they want and the comments show this.

BF East London Mosque March 2016 DemoThe Fuhrers, sitting on high (or low) in their bunkers have decided to use the misleading headlines from the doom and gloom twins aka The Fail and The Liexpress, add a twist, and voila, they have their idiot followers hooked. The weekend’s videos, heavily edited and again misleading, said that 300 islamic extremists were attacking them, their female activists were kicked, they were punched and abused.

Lets get past the part where 25 or so of their vile activists brandished crosses and shouted about Jesus, God and scriptures along with “Go back to your own country”. All this outside a place of worship. I think even I would get pretty pissed off with them, the same way I would if they picketed my pub. Goldibollocks even seems to threaten them. Even a vicar (who I would guess has seen more church services than the whole lot of the demonstrators put together) was abused by the Biffers. He’s a lefteye traytor according to them. Again I digress, a picture of these wankpuffins at the pub later showed nothing of the violent assault they allegedly received.

So this is what Exposing Britain First do…

First we look at the headline, then the article they put up (usually from a right wing think-tank or paper), then we root round finding the same story from other sources (usually independent) before putting our side of the story. I listen to Billy Bragg’s music quite a lot and keep referring to his song “It says here” and specifically the line

“When you wake up to find your paper is Tory, just remember there’s two sides to every story.”

View from a cellar 6

Beer 2Another weekend, another load of racist cockwombles taking to the streets in mass (hahahahahahahahaha) demonstrations. I haven’t stopped laughing since I saw the photo’s and although not condoned, missiles were thrown. Dependent on what view you read it was either them or Antifa.

The North West Infidels decided to try and give out misinformation about where the demonstrations would be, invited a load of Polish Nazi’s over to take Liverpool, trying to fool Anti Nazi’s that they were to shuffle in Manchester. Unfortunately for the fucknuggets, EDL, Infidels and National Action social media accounts are so riddled with Antifa insiders around 300 anti protesters turned up. Riot police attended to keep the little darlings of the right safe, not that they had to send many coppers as only 20-30 right wingers turned up. Carnage ensued, and missiles were thrown, swastika’s were daubed and feelings ran high. Scousers have shown now on 3 occasions that the fash aren’t welcome in a vibrant,multi cultural town like Liverpool and once again the Nazi’s ran off with false bravado cowering behind police shields.

Alan Weston NWI Liverpool Echo riot police protection February 27th 2016

In Luton the leaderless spunktrumpets of the Britain First department of rural affairs descended on the Bedfordshire town, remotely controlled by their two leaders in the Fuhrer bunker near to the police station where they’d had to sign on. Thoughts of an xbox controller with “call of duty” on the Laptops they were using (five faaaaaaasand pounds anyone?)

golding fransen webcam luton remote demoThey decided this would be a jolly jape because they were banned but the activists weren’t. The edited video put out by them had an “asian” policeman doing his job saying that the biffers were not permitted to visit Bury Park, but were welcome to stay in the town centre. When Screechy and Goldibollocks shut up long enough you could just make out the copper telling them the ban was due to them stopping any breach of the police. Not good enough for the gruesome twosome sitting in their bunker, Screechy telling the policeman that they can go where they want. Well, Screechy (and your so called Legal ‘qualifications’) Policemen can ban people from areas if they feel a breach of the peace may occur. Look it up, I could be asked to close my pub if the police felt it could cause issues. The police orders are absolute.

Luton’s residents, some ambivilent to the arrival of the shittroopers, others angry, started to confront them with words rather than bricks or fists but this was interpreted by Biffer High command as “violent” attacks against the “activists”. This was enough for Goldibollocks to release another statement, this time from the car, that his shittroopers were under attack by “political opponents”. We searched high and low for evidence of this viscious attack and couldn’t find any. Surely they couldn’t make it up. The police for once standing in the middle of a shit storm, used their powers (disgustingly according to the Fuhrers). They issued sections for the biffers to leave Luton immediately. In the sense of fair play (Screechy take note) they banned a couple of Anti’s from Luton despite the fact they came from there and arrested another. This the police said would stop anymore breaches of the peace, allow the shoppers and businesses to continue with whatever they were doing and prevent a minor situation escalating.

The way I see it is that the Biffers or rather their hierachy want either one of their shittroopers injured or arrested, the Fuhrers martyred in jail or possibly even hurt so they can pull in more of the disaffected.

stop trident march rally february 2016 London.jpgOn the same day in London thousands and thousands took part in a march. There were no police casualties, no violent protests from the opposite side of the political spectrum, just thousands of people from all walks of life protesting against Trident. This is how to do it Goldibollocks, Locke and idiots from the Infidels. Find something that thousands of people are genuinely worried about, mobilise them and get them out on the street. You see when there is a real reason to come out, one that will unite the masses the silent majority are ready to come out in force. When you try and get the people to mobilise on a racist or Islamaphobic issue you can’t. You may be loud but the genuine patriots of this fine isle have turned their back on you big time.

And thats it. Lets show these disgusting right wingers who the real patriots are, the real flag wavers,marchers and decent human beings. Lets drown out their voices, debunk their claims, hound them at every turn. But let’s do it without violence (although in cricket parlance, lift the seam a bit.)

Cheers

View from a Cellar 5

Landlord in cellarAnother weekend, another waste of Police overtime, as more fash decide they should take to the streets. This time polluting our ears in Newcastle and Preston. Councils should send the policing bill to these so called patriots for their time as this would certainly stop this stupidity.

A few people on the Exposing Britain First page support their right to protest and so do I, after all it is what makes this country great. Banning these prats would only get them to do flash demo’s and this country’s silent majority have had enough. And we would see the violence back on our streets as we did at Dover.

The police seem to have changed tack slightly and let the cockwombles march but on their terms not the fash leaving them basically getting pissed, walking down an empty street and having speeches(if spouting the vile crap they come out with constitutes speech) well away from the public. They keep the Anti fash well away too knowing that this will just keep the peace.

NPAS Warton EDL Preston image.pngIn Preston the cream of the EDL came to town to protest about (yawn) muslim no go zones, refugees, the child grooming and anything else they could blame on a religious group they hate. As I said in an earlier blog, and watching a video of the area, how they could say Deepdale is a white no go area I don’t know. 5000 Sheffield Wednesday fans walked down the very streets supposedly patrolled by Sharia Police and gangs of muslims and I’ve checked the press – there were no beheadings, fights, Muslamic ray guns, conversions or anything of the sort. I also checked in with the two pubs around and there is no boarding up, no machine gun posts and no tinfoil hats being worn. In actual fact the pubs are flourishing and love being a centre of the community.

I digress, the EDL turned up in ‘huge numbers’. If you believe them around 200. If you believe the anti’s 50. If you believe the police 80-90. I’ll stick with the police. In fact the lack of turn out seems to have started the infighting already and this can only be good for us. The Anti’s numbers, were according to the EDL around 20, Anti’s themselves 400 or the police between 250 and 300 again I’ll take the police figures. The EDL, trying to big it up, tried to tell all that would listen that the Anti’s spent most of the time fighting amongst themselves. As far as I could see they were more busy eating the tea and cakes that the local mosques made and were handing out.

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In Newcastle the even more vile National Action were out in pig masks and Niqabs (or full face masks). This was probably to disguise the fact there was only 15 of them. The rest probably slipped on banana skins or got stuck in lost luggage again. They held their banner calling for whatever (I think it was Refugees not welcome) and for an hour they were laughed at deleriously by the wonderful Geordies. An hour after they pissed off, in the same place around 100 people unfurled a banner saying Refugees Welcome.

You see then two demo’s, the size of which can be debated, that wouldn’t even fill my pub when I have the Rugby (or some footy) on. I had the 6 nations on. English flags and shirts, Welsh flags and shirts, Scottish and Irish flags and you know what – they were all patriotic, all supported their countries, but never once did I hear a racial slur. In fact good rugby was applauded by them all. I guess then that the fucknuggets who have tried to steal our identity along with hoisting our flags to show their hatred of others are losing.

Flag waving needn’t be racist. You just need to kick the idiots out.

Cheers

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View from a Cellar 4

Landlord in cellarMore midweek shenanigans from the wonderful world of the right wing. I’ve been looking through the pages on facebook and in the papers and not a great deal is going on over in bigotland, the brand new theme park for the foaming right.

“Roll up roll up bigoted ones and racists all, for today we have all of you in one place.”

The EDL to the right, Pegida to the right, biffers on the evangelical right and thugs like the infidels, National Action and the NF to the far right. A foam fest of grand proportions for one day only.

There’s Goldibollocks and screechy preaching to their 120 followers wanting to take “are country back” This area comes complete with bible reading area (Brian Blessed type voice as we know the struggle with reading) Lefty Jounalist Pinata’s, a shop with stab vests and newspapers and a handy Police station for anyone who’s on Bail.

Oooh look There’s Pegida with stickers all over their mouths…..oh and a Pakistan flag…. all 127 of them with begging buckets. Tommy is there with MI5,MI6 and the rest of the intelligence community standing with him in case he wants to grass his former mates up. It appears Tommy has been on a ride as he seems to have taken a bashing coming out of a club. His police mates are looking at over a million suspects. This area comes with a dream factory as he’s delusional over 10000 people out on his next march and the management of Bigot World will have to get another couple of acres.

EDL Imbibing brotherhood brethren Bibo ergo sum in vino veritasPaul Locke and the EDL seem to have found Stella world, complete with directions on how to give the best Nazi salute. At least he seems to have found a couple of hundred like minded souls to keep him company. This part of the park includes handy advice on how to not get your Facebook pages hacked and how to scream about banning the Burka while still wearing face coverings.

Aha! Finally we have the real thugs and bigots. They are all bunched up in one. The infidels who are currently on an unsupervised march with no police protection as they haven’t told anyone….apart from Antifa, other groups and the police on social media. Where they are comes with handy Section 35 orders and instructions on how to get yourself nicked in one easy take. National Action are visiting a great area, a shop with banana’s and a left luggage office to take cover in the event of rain (or antifa). Their white knuckle ride is called “Scouse” and has them cowering in the corner. And it looks like the National Front have turned up..all 15 of them to show us Enoch was right.

It all looks so sweet until closing time when they seem to get on each others nerves, forget their percieved enemy and turn Bigot world into one big riot. Security (with real trained operatives with real licenses) turn up but along with the rest of the general public just can’t help laughing at these fucknuggets and their followers.

Oh well back to work now…look out for a view from a barstool this weekend with the news of the arrest of Screechy and Goldibollocks. I’m going to have to hide away well away from the Landlady.

Cheers

View from a Cellar

Landlord in cellarBack down in the cold of the cellar to get away from the couple of idiots that came into the pub with their Kipper literature. I tried, really really tried to be polite but their message and demeanour was repugnant to me. I tried to stay professional when I told them to bugger off, but in the end the Landlady took over and they seem to have left. You see these people see themselves as trying to get into power to me they are fascists, bigots and racists that need to be countered as much as the biffers, EDL, National Action et al. To some they are the acceptable face of the Bitish right wing movement, to me there will never be an acceptable one.

At the weekend we saw two different marches, one to stir up hatred and division, the other was to have a beer and a riot. One group succeeded the other didn’t. National Action, the EDL, National Front, Combat 18 and all the other undesirables had a “National day of Action” where patriots from all over the country would converge on Dover to prove they have widespread support for their racist bigoted views. That widespread support was proved to the princely sum of 150. They were countered by probably 300 Antifa. Now I heard before the march that both sides were intent in having a fight and maybe it wouldn’t be the place to visit which is what I was going to do. It was probably the wisest thing to do as before I opened reports came in of Antifa being attacked at a service station, coaches attacked and daubed with swastika’s in blood.

Unfortunately the follically challanged nazi’s also smashed up a coach which was taking some Russian schoolchildren to France. Well done Combat 18 well done indeed. At the riot, sorry march, the police tried to keep the two factions apart, as bricks and bottles were thrown. In the end in football parlance the score was a predictable draw, both managers claiming a win but neither came out with anything more than a shake of the head by us more liberal anti’s. The right say “we gave the left a kicking” Antifa said “we gave the right a good kicking” but in the end did anything actually come of it? Did the fash change the governments mind to burn mosques, the Qu’ran or close the borders? he answer is a big fat NO. Did Antifa stop the right from marching any more, come out with the moral high ground? Again the same answer.

In Dewsbury, if you believe the biffer high command, hundreds of patriots marched through the town to protest about the Muslim takeover of this country. I looked in my crisp store and they haven’t taken over that or my bar, my village or anywhere else I looked but there again I was always useless at hide and seek. I even asked Mr Khan in the corner shop if he was taking over the country but he doesn’t have time as he opens early and closes late. Biffer command also said faaaasands were turned away, buses didn’t stop and trains went straight through Dewsbury and didn’t stop. This was countered but this time the anti’s were kept from the cockwombles and no one heard the racist chants or rousing speeches apart from the 91 people there…..yes 91 not thousands. All of the biffer resources, the TV studio (chortle) the inflammatory video’s (snigger) and even Uncle Jim’s appearance could only muster 91 people. Once again they claim victory but this time it was definately a home win for the good guys.

This weekend in my favourite city, Birmingham, Tommy the convicted criminal, is staging the relaunch of Pegida with a silent march through Birmingham. There will be no alcohol, no chanting just a show of racist bunglecunts walking. Now I’ve seen evidence that the same fash from the weekend are going so silent could be violent pretty quick. Tommy says he is expecting thousands, I have 250 in the office sweepstake. At the end of the day he is walking through what possibly is the most wonderfully diverse city in Britain, where the vast majority of residents live peacefully hand in hand and this is what the right hates. Until Tommy, Goldibollocks, Weston and the kids at National action realise that the people of Britain may moan about the weather, warm beer, the state of our football team but when it comes to the right wing we don’t want you.

Which brings me back to UKIP. I have a severe intolerance of them, their politics and “acceptable racism” do not enter my pub again, don’t try and give my customers your literature as they will litter my floor with it. In fact no one likes the far right apart from the 250 people who marched this weekend.

Cheers