Golding’s empty bravado in Dewsbury

We’ve sat on this for a week waiting to see the inevitable video from Britain First. Moley told us that Golding had flouted the conditions imposed by South Yorkshire Police, dared them to arrest him and got away with it scot free. That seemed a bit odd to us so we waited before making any comment. We needed to be sure about the timing, you see. Moley’s good but s/he doesn’t spend his/her life checking the time so couldn’t be sure. Like the rest of us at EBF, Moley likes to get stuff right.

In the end, Britain First themselves gave us the answer we needed. They’re really not very bright, are they?

BF Dewsbury Golding Fransen speeches 10 minutes

In the Video Golding says, as Moley had reported, that he has to be finished ranting in 5 minutes (remember that – 5 minutes) or he’ll be arrested. The video itself lasts for 12 minutes which, allowing for Dutchy’s introduction means he spoke for about 10. And he made a really big deal of not sticking to the police’s timescale. It was as though he wanted to be arrested. That’s what we needed to check – how long did he actually speak.

It turns out that the police had actually said 10 minutes (not 5) and we know they were being precise about it because Golding himself remarked on the liaison officer checking his watch. That was just before Uncle Jim Dowson helpfully interrupted to let Grassing Golding know that his 10 minutes were almost up. And guess what… Folding Golding folded… right on time.

BF Dewsbury Golding Fransen speeches 10 minutes detail

It’s a simple trick. Lie about the time allotted and then stick to the actual deadline – not the one you’ve just made up. You’ve remained within the law and the sheep will think you’re some sort of hero.

What a pity that your own copy writer gave the game away by telling the truth on the website.

Good effort Golding – must try harder in future.

James Bond joins the Biffers

Before we begin -credit where it’s due… Much of the ‘leg work’ in finding this guy was done by IRBF.  As has quite rightly been pointed out to us they deserve to get some real credit for their work in identifying him. Without their co-operation we wouldn’t have found him nearly so quickly, if at all. You can find IRBF on Facebook and Twitter.

Don’t worry, Daniel Craig hasn’t suddenly lost his sense of proportion and become a Nazi. It’s not THAT James Bond. It’s this guy…

James Bond Varma joins BF with Golding at Dewsbury

He wasn’t always called James Bond. He used to be Sushant Varma until he changed his name by Deed poll. He also used to be a doctor in the NHS until he was struck off by the GMC in a scandal involving deception, attention-seeking and self-aggrandisement.

sushant varma james bond struck off GMC register not a registered doctor

He’s always been a bit of a self-publicist, it seems. You can read all about his ‘interesting times’ with the NHS here including how he tried to beat all the charges by claiming it was just racial discrimination. His new Biffer mates will love that bit, won’t they?

Bond himself is colour blind, or so he says. In fact he makes that point repeatedly (that he’s NOT racist) in this video about why he won’t work with Asians. But he’s not racist. Confused, perhaps? An Asian who won’t work with Asians! But not racist? Yeah, right!

James Bond Varma asians not racist

Here he uses generalisation after generalisation to explain exactly why he won’t trust Asians (presumably including himself and members of his own family) because they’re not trustworthy, reliable or fair-minded. He goes so far as to explain that without exception he has never had a good experience with an Asian client.

This seems to contradict the story he relates in an earlier video here about an Asian woman he worked with very successfully. Are you confused yet? So is James Bond Sushant Varma.

James Bond Varma ISIS crisis

In this video, The ISIS Crisis, he defends Muslims and Islam, making the point that “in excess of 99.9% of Muslims” oppose ISIS. So what is this guy doing with Britain First?

In truth we don’t know and we assume that he’s not terribly clear about that himself. What we do know is that his attention-seeking self-aggrandisement has led him to say just about anything that he thinks will get him some attention. From pretending to have been robbed of his holiday on a popular dating show (because of racism) to defending racists like Britain First the pattern has been consistent (or at least ‘consistently inconsistent’) all along.

When James Bond Sushant Varma opens his mouth the truth had better take cover because it’s definitely not his friend.

Yesterday Varma (we just can’t bring ourselves to call him James Bond) released another video explaining his participation in the Britain First march in Dewsbury. It seems that he hopes to be Britain First’s new poster boy and token Asian in the same way that Guramit Singh (remember him) was the token Asian for the EDL. There are some differences..

Singh was Sikh whereas Sushant’s background is Hindu
Singh had to go on the run and eventually went to prison for drugs offences
Singh isn’t a registered medical practitioner and Sushant is neither is Sushant
Singh was a self-aggrandising, attention-seeking liar and… oh hang on…

Let’s look at what Varma says in the video itself.

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“Britain First isn’t racist. It’s a nationalist, loyalist organisation”

Frankly we’re sick and tired of hearing this rubbish. Of course they’re racist as anyone with half a brain cell can see. The fact that Varma is using this controversial group for his own attention-seeking purposes doesn’t change that.

“I’m not the token Asian”

Oh yes, you are. Just as you’re using Britain First for your publicity, they’re using you to justify their claims not to be racist.

“I was not paid to be there”

Frankly we neither know nor care whether or not he was paid. He was there and he’s a fool if he thinks it’ll benefit him to side with white supremacist racists who hate all non-whites, regardless of creed, background or character.

James Sushant goes on to report that he wasn’t the only non-typical British WASP in Dewsbury last weekend. There was an Afro-Carribean bloke called Pedro, 2 Polish folk and a couple who were Japanese (or maybe Chinese). His medical training didn’t include racial awareness, apparently. He eventually decided that he’ll just say they’re “from the orient”. That should do it. That’s a grand total of 5 non Brits (3 non-whites) in a crowd of ‘faasands’ of ‘patriots’. Because they’re not racist.

Eventually he gets to the point. James Sushant is clear that he hasn’t the authority to speak for Britain First (we bet he hasn’t) but he wants ‘quality immigration’. This means he wants to copy the 6 criteria the white Australians use. You know – the people descended from penal exportation from UK.

The 6 criteria are…

Good command of English
Respect laws
Respect culture
Good health
Fully integrate
Be able to make a positive contribution

I don’t normally swear in blogs but I’m sorry – this really boils my piss!

Fuck off Sushant!

Are you really saying that the more desperate and helpless people are, the less help you’d be prepared to offer?

Fuck off Sushant!

Are you really pretending that our law is at risk? Didn’t you say earlier that most Asians abide by the laws of the land? Do you really think that your status as Britain First’s token brown person will make people take you seriously?

Fuck off Sushant!

James Sushant also tells us that genuine refugees, political prisoners and asylum seekers are a tiny minority of those ‘coming forward’. Have you seen the scale of the refugee crisis James Sushant?

Fuck off Sushant!

What’s with the Arnold Schwarzenegger reference? For pity’s sake! As a qualified (struck off) doctor you should know the problem with cherry-picked anecdotes. That’s not statistically valid – it’s just bollocks.

Fuck off Sushant!

What about the Sikhs who pay 7 grand tax each month and employ loads of Brits? I thought you said they weren’t trustworthy. How does that work? Are you being a little inconsistent?

Fuck off Sushant

He even witters on about how Marks and Spencer is a chainstore started by Jews. Presumably he’s not keen on cosying up to the BNP later then!

Fuck off Sushant!

James Bond Sushant Varma claims that the Biffers were well-behaved in Dewsbury. That’s not what we heard.

Fuck off Sushant!

He even likens them to Ghandi.

BF Sushant Varma James Bond Jayda Fransen Gandhi no comparison

Fuck off Sushant!

He goes on to remark that he grew up among integrated law abiding Muslims – nobody objects to them – “Nobody does”. Well – except Britain First who made it very clear in their speeches at the Dewsbury March that James Varma himself attended.

But he’s not asking anyone to lose their culture.

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Fuck off Sushant!

Hindus also celebrate Christmas and Easter – so what?? Muslims respect Christ as a prophet of God and respect Christians as ‘people of the book’.

Fuck off Sushant!

Sikhs – Give out free food – as do Hindus.

So do Muslims!

Fuck off Sushant!

In short – James Bond Sushant Varma is a hypocrite, a liar and a self-publicising, token brown person. He is about as trustworthy as a dealer in Vegas, a lawyer in a divorce court or a doctor in … oh wait…

Basically…

Fuck off Sushant!

Locke leaves a love letter for antifascists

EDL Imbibing brotherhood brethren Bibo ergo sum in vino veritasPaul Locke is a Biffer. He’s also the leader in waiting of the English Defence League. We blogged about him before here and here and will continue to watch this nasty little racist as he climbs the boozy ladder to the exalted position of ‘Grand master of the order of Imbibing Brethren’. Officially he’s a humble Division leader from the West Midlands (I’m sorry to say my area has more than its fair share of violent racists) but actually he’s the closest the EDL has ever come to a sage.

Unlike his predecessors he’s actually committed to the League, rather than just in it to line his own pockets. He’s also a slick manipulator who’s very well versed in making a silk purse out of a pig’s ear. He’ll need that ability if he’s going to rescue the reputation of a pack of pissheads like the EDL. But even he seems to be finding it hard to put a positive spin on the recent, disastrous turnout in Dover.

In the aftermath of last Saturday’s South coast Demo, where the entire country’s combined fascist groupings failed to muster more than about 60 malcontents, the best Locke could think of to do was lie. Outnumbered by antifascists,most of the little gaggle of far right cockwombles cowered behind the Police until it was time for them to be escorted home. One of them even legged it through Police lines to the safety of arrest for his own protection. The few ‘hard men’ who decided to attack counter-protestors managed only to show themselves up for the vicious thugs they are before they too had to retreat to the safety of Police protection. It was an abject failure for the fash and everyone knows it.

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So how did Locke respond to this monumental neo-nazi cock up? He claimed a startling success, pretending that the Dover debacle was the start of some fantasy fash fightback and threatened the outnumbering opposition for good measure. We’d say ‘you couldn’t make it up’ but Locke obviously did.

It can’t have been easy for poor little Paulie (why are so many of these people called ‘Paul’?) to lower his standards to something so unimaginative but when his compatriots let him down so badly he didn’t have much to work with.

We think you’d better get used to that Mr. Locke. These sad sacks will never be worthy of you. That doesn’t change the fact that you deserve them though.

Doing the Dewsbury shuffle

Britain First have just published their report of yesterday’s shambolic shuffle through Dewsbury.

BF Dewsbury sleet storm

A maximum of 119 pseudo-patriots (AKA racist thugs) braved the sleet (BF had promised them fine weather).

BF Dewsbury weather forecast

We don’t know which forecast service they were using to dupe their gullible followers but even with that ridiculous lie they still couldn’t muster many. They got less attendees than the 130 or so they had at Burton which itself was less than previous marches. Their numbers are in decline and they know it. That’s why they hadn’t bothered to book a large venue for their ‘Britannia social’ in a local pub. They knew well in advance that hardly anyone would bother to attend.

BF Dewsbury Jan 30 2016 speeches small crowd

It’s worth noting the camera angle in the photographs they published on the BF website. It’s not really usual to take pictures looking up at the backs of protestors so we need to ask just what the photographer was trying to achieve. We think there are two reasons.

BF Golding Dewsbury Town Hall steps out of boundsFirstly – it makes it impossible to get a sense of just how few participants there were at Dewsbury yesterday.

Secondly – the angle gives the impression that the rally was held at Dewsbury Town Hall. The Biffers have long tried to make speeches from the steps of Town Halls a symbolic representation of ‘taking over’ the town itself. In this case though they were prevented from using council property and a line of police ensured that no Biffer got to stand on the coveted Town Hall steps.

This picture shows not only the fact that Grassing Golding is forced to remain at ground level (an unpopular choice for any speaker) but you can even see the temporary fencing used to cordon off the steps and the Police line ensuring that the barrier is respected. Despite the Biffer rhetoric it’s clear that Dewsbury’s council wanted no part of Britain Frist’s racist shenanigans and were prepared to go to unusual lengths to distance themselves from these outsiders’ attempts to ‘take back ‘their’ town’.

Unsurprisingly, Britain first has blamed the Police for their lack of attendance.

BF Dewsbury police turn away patriots claim

The truth is, of course far more obvious than that. They’re a bunch of sad racist cockwombles led by cynical, profiteering wannabes who have nothing to offer this country except hatred and division. That’s why nobody turned up. Britain First don’t represent the people of this country as they claim. Most people actually see them as irrelevant to their everyday lives. The majority of those who do notice them have no time for their divisive rhetoric or their aggressive, attention-seeking publicity stunts.

The speeches were predictable and the assembled band of shivering, sycophantic cockwombles must have wondered why they’d bothered coming to hear the same sad statements from the same sad people. There are only so many times you can say the same thing without it getting old and boring, Paulie.

BF Dewsbury speeches Jim Dowson sermon

Perhaps the most entertaining part of the day for us was Jim Dowson’s ‘sermon’. Like a cross between Tony Hancock and Billy Graham this demented hate preacher treated the decidedly unreligious crowd to a quite bizarre selection of cherry-picked Bible verses. His interpretation of god’s hatred for unbelievers was about as far at odds with modern Christianity as it’s possible to get. Not that it mattered – nobody in the crowd had ever picked up a Bible anyway so they had no way of knowing just how far from the reality of the faith this ranting, rambling reprobate was leading them.

Jayda “Dutchy” Fransen was no more original. As usual she talked about Zakat, Jihad, Terrorism and Satan. Suicide bombers and disinterested Police came under fire as she claimed that only Britain First could save UK from the evil Islamist. Her evidence for this, we could hardly stop laughing at this point, was American racist, Donald Trump!

Her words fairly dripped with paranoia about smelly lefties, Muslims wanting to kill us and, of course sex crime. Equally as usual tried to pretend that it’s all the fault of ‘evil Muslims’. To hear her shriek, you’d think that no Christian, white man had ever committed rape or abused a child. More despicably, she’d have you think that no brown Muslim man hadn’t. And make no mistake – equating colour and religion are very much part of Britain First’s modus operandi. They may claim otherwise but it’s clear from their many media comments that their real issue is skin colour – Islam is just a convenient cover for them to pretend that they’re not racist.

BF Dewsbury Jan 30 2016 speeches Jayda Fransen

Blasphemously she ranted about how other Christians didn’t recognise her role as defender of the faith and the ‘temple’ of Britain. But she’s only worried about our souls, of course. The Messiah complex was particularly strong as she condemned every mainstream denomination of Christian in UK for not joining the Biffers. Everybody else is going to Hell, apparently!

Eventually she got to the point. The solution was simple. Ban Islam. The crowd then took up a brief, sorry chant of ‘No more mosques’. It remains to be seen whether or not that was in breach of the restrictions imposed upon them that banned them from carrying the ‘No more mosques’ banner and also banned similair hate speech.

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After the speeches the soggy, bedraggled Biffers shuffled off to the Prince of Orange pub for a boozy evening congratulating themselves on their bigotry. The room was small, showing that they’d anticipated this poor turnout (nothing to do with the Police turning people away) and the plastic glasses give a very clear indication of just what the pub landlord expected from this rabble of rowdy revellers. We can’t say we blame him. Would you trust this lot to behave themselves?

BF Dewsbury Britannia social Jan 30 2016 plastic glasses

View from a barstool #17

Beer 2Here we go again, in spite of some reports EBF towers is still standing, despite a rampage by the Hulk and Tankgirl trying to find Ant’s secret stash of muffins. ACAS has been called in as Prole, Kit, #7 and Mama sit giggling in the corner over the number of biffers in Dewsbury. I’m sitting in my car keeping out of it as I have brought a crate of helium lager but think this might go a bit far. Also despite the best efforts of Britain First I am still married. This week I have hidden myself in the crisps store to write the blog with a gag on so my chuckles cannot be heard.

As I write 130 right wing so called patriots saw the light and descended on Dewsbury for what Goldibollocks and Dutchy tried to tell us would be their biggest yet! Although in Biffer terms they will probably tell us that 130 thousand hundred million have marched, flags and police appear to have outnumbered them once again. The police seem to have taken to the idea that no protesters could protest and they seem to have marched unopposed. I’m sure the EBF admins that have been there will give a better report so best leave it to them.

The Huff post also seem to have started an early campaign against the biffers. In their blog report today all denominations of Christians have come out against them and said the so-called Christian call to arms that Goldibollocks preaches is against all of their faiths. I would think that the only Christians that would agree with these vile individuals are in the Westboro Baptist church.

Earlier this week the biffer cowards went to Luton, to Bury Park which has a large Muslim population. They went with their crosses, stab vests and racist propaganda, without informing the police, with the sole intention of stirring up trouble and making a heavily edited video of it. I cannot see anywhere that eggs were thrown but I did see Dutchy arguing with a muslim lady about her attire. Dutchy screamed and the lady stood her ground despite the fact that she was cornered with her two children by the shittroopers. Dutchy seems to think that this was a victory but she would. The Christian parishes around Bury Park issued an apology and gave out roses and a statement saying that the biffers should stay away.

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Holocaust Memorial Day caused some issues on the page, as we published ‘never again’. There was an eerie silence from Biffer towers until late on in the day. We had a denier on the page but he was nowhere near as repugnant as some of the biffer sheep who decided that Holocaust day would be better remembered as the day to open the camps again for muslims and leftard do gooders (i.e us). Once again the true side of bifferdom was revealed.

EBF BF comments holocaust memorial day NaziNow I’ve calmed down a bit and the Landlady has gone to the cash and carry, I can report on two of the many things that have made me chortle this week. Firstly the video report of Goldibollocks in the “new Britain First TV studio” (in fact a £15 app from shuttlecock but allow them their delusions of grandeur) telling us how Dewsbury was going to be the biggest (cock up) demo of all time. Once again I couldn’t watch it all (don’t tell Prole or Kit or my hobnob ration will be severely curtailed) but let my fellow EBFers rip it apart. I can’t watch their video’s or “TV” appearances as they usually turn up on the days a certain barmaid works and I would be divorced pdq.

Secondly, the triumphant announcement (again) of Goldibollocks standing for London Mayor. Cue a begging letter this time for firty faaaasand million (defeated again on the office sweepstake). They are more interested with the media attention and the fact they can send out racist literature than they are over getting out and campaigning. They also, and I’m no lawyer like Dutchy, appear to have libelled the Labour candidate already. Now I’m not one for swearing but if these odious little fuckers get more than a few thousand votes then I will give up my Anti life, sell the pub and bugger off to an Island where I can’t be reached because we will have lost the battle.

BF Golding London Mayor May 2016 hang lefty traitor

It’s still so laughable though as Goldibollocks seems to think he can tie up career politicians in knots in a debate and work on a budget of Millions whereas the biffers can’t even create their own accounts. Let me repeat and I will do until I’m red in the face (or sober) this is a gimmick, a stunt to make money for the puppets and their master. They are not interested in the votes, they are there to line their pockets, create division and then cry foul on media bias and damn Muslim appeasers.

So I’ve calmed down, the gag is off, the quick check on the EBF towers shows CBS and EBFBlogger have calmed things down, Hulk is having a monster sulk (something about trolls I think), Tankgirl is sitting in the corner quietly and the others will finally get some work done. Have a good week I have a particularly lovely barrel of Champion Gold to polish off.

The award for the least popular fash group goes to…

Today saw fash from all over UK travelling to support their favourite thugs in Dewsbury and Dover. Folding Golding has spent the last month or so crowing about how popular his bunch of vagabond Biffers has become. He claimed that the newly created dance of division – ‘The Dewsbury shuffle’ would take the UK by storm, attracting hundreds if not ‘faasands’ (sic) of neo-nazis to hassle the good people of West Yorkshire.

Unluckily for him, Britain First wasn’t the only nasty bunch of neo-nazis out annoying people today. The National Front had organised their own antisocial soiree in Dover. Such is the skilful co-ordination of British fascism – they can’t even refrain from competing with each other. Or maybe that’s the point. Maybe today’s events were part of some perverse popularity contest to see which group holds the most sway over our nation’s far-right fringe.

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So let’s have a look at what happened. Where did the rest of Britain’s bored bovver-boys choose to spend their time. They could join Britain First in Dewsbury which is actually relatively central (especially given how many of the far-right seem to congregate around Manchester, Newcastle and south Yorkshire) or they could travel to the South coast (a much longer journey for most) to meet up with the National Front. Which journey would you choose?

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It seems that several of these disaffected drunken drones chose to go out of their way to join the NF in Dover. Many, such as these members of the imbibing brotherhood had to drive right past Dewsbury on their way South. That’s an extra few hundred miles in a minibus just so they could snub Grassing Golding and his combined force of a few dozen cockwombles.

EBF BF Diddyman NWI Dover vs Dewsbury Sat 30th Jan 2016

The actual numbers (according to our spotters’ best estimates) were…

Dover 60

Dewsbury 119

The results are in. And it’s a landslide! The award for the least popular fash group goes to…

The National Front!

Grassing Golding hasn’t got too much gloating room though. Any genuinely popular ‘registered political party’ with 1,300,000 Facebook likes holding a rally in the middle of Britain should get way more than that. The Biffers have been advertising this for months now, urging people to join them and doing everything in their power to encourage a high turnout. Even with ALL their officers and officials in attendance they only just scraped into triple figures. Without all the plastic paramilitary ‘ranking officers’, division leaders, unlicensed bouncers, paramilitary style standard bearers and attention-seeking speakers they would have mustered far fewer.

That’s the real lesson from today’s fascist fiasco. Even combined the two groups (and all the assorted fascist groups who chose between them) couldn’t make it to 200 attendees. With massive advertising from both sides, an entire country to draw people from and enough geographical variation to make at least one of these events accessible for just about everyone they still got an embarrassingly low turnout.

Face it fascists – you’re finished here in UK. Less than 200 people between you. And as for Grassing Golding’s lot. That’s just ridiculous.

Hilarious!