Libraries forced to remove books after onslaught of complaints

Public libraries all across the UK are set radically to overhaul their bookshelves to avoid offending minorities. The vocal group of objectors, most of whom are unable to read written English (and often struggle with the spoken language too) complain that the presence of so many books in one place just underlines their sense of alienation.

“There used to be a literary tradition in UK, that’s true – but as our people grow in number we’re changing that. There will be no place for books or English literature of any kind in the future we’re hoping to build here in UK.”

The above quoted representative, one of the few who can speak, read and even write English with apparent ease asked not to be named. He did go on to point out that his ability to read and write in English was a source of great embarrassment and he tended to downplay his abilities when among ‘his own people’.

Predictably there has been a backlash against the move with book-lovers comparing it to the infamous ‘book-burnings’ of Nazi Germany. Undeterred the minority anti-book lobby continues to apply pressure and plans to target bookshops in the near future.

“We’re about to mount a big campaign against Waterstones very soon.”

Said our anonymous informant. He even produced a poster to demonstrate the illiterate group’s intentions.

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Fransen’s a big Poe

This weekend saw a flurry of Biffer-related activity on social media, especially Twitter as a new account purporting to be owned by Deputy Fuhrer, Jayda Fransen took to our computer screens. To say that it was hilarious seems like too much of an understatement to tell the truth. It was better than hysterical. It was one of the funniest excursions into social media stupidity that many of us can remember. And there’s a reason for that. It was a Poe… maybe.

An internet Poe is named after ‘Poe’s law’. The idea, originally developed in online arguments between evolutionists and creationist is that it’s often difficult to know when someone is joking, no matter how ridiculous their statements are. In fact, in online discussions across social media the only real way to be sure someone doesn’t mean what they say is to wait for them to come clean and tell you so.

It’s the inherent plausibility of Poes that make them so funny. If you know from the start that an account is false because nobody would be so stupid as to say THAT then the humour is lost. Only when the fake account looks like the real thing, matching the writing style, the attitude and the level of stupidity of the named individual does the joke work. And that’s exactly what happened this weekend… assuming it really was a Poe.

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The new ‘Jayda’ account (@JaydaFransenBF) certainly claimed to be Frau Fransen’s own social media outlet. And it certainly mirrored the sort of rubbish she’d normally come out with. Matching that degree of stupidity without going so far over the top that it becomes obvious may seem easy but most hoaxers would agree that there can be a fine line between plausibly funny and utterly unbelievable. The @JaydaFransenBF Twitter account hit that ‘hard to find’ nail squarely on the head!

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The account even asked that tweets linking her to a nonsensical Easter Egg ‘scandal’ be removed, presumably for fear of making her look more stupid than she did already.

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She tweeted about Muslims, of course and perhaps most hilariously of all, remarked that Malcolm X, the famous Muslim civil rights campaigner would have been a Biffer. And as you might expect, the good people of Twitter went to town.

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so much so that the account was removed a few days after its creation.

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And that leaves us all with a question… was it the real Jayda Fransen or an elaborate hoax?

Britain First would have us believe that the account was a fake.

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But they would say that, wouldn’t they?

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Jayda (presumably the real one) goes so far as to instruct us to check with the Britain First page to find out which accounts are genuine and which are not, helpfully providing a link to the site.

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Here we see a list of the genuine Biffer Twitter accounts, helpfully provided to prevent us from making just this sort of mistake. There’s only one problem…

A quick excursion into the internet cache shows the same page as it appeared on Saturday (before people started having a go at @JaydaFransenBF). Here only one Twitter account (@BritainFirst) is listed, despite the other two ‘official’ accounts being considerably older. This looks suspiciously like hastily developed damage limitation to us.

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The question is – was the damage caused by the fact that people thought that @JaydaFransenBF was Fransen’s real account or by the fact that it actually WAS Fransen’s real account.

We’ll probably never know. What we do know is that Britain First’s attempt to criticise people for not checking the official BF page to verify the account is both disingenuous and dishonest (what a surprise) since they wouldn’t have been able to do so until well after the event in any case.

Whatever the truth of the matter may be there’s one thing the Biffers can’t deny.

This account only received the publicity it did because it plausibly COULD have been Jayda Fransen herself. It spouted precisely the sort of ill-informed, ill-considered and ill-judged rubbish the Deputy Fuhrer herself does in person at rallies and on BF promotional videos.

If it looks like a fool

And it tweets like a fool

It’s a fool!

 

More arrests to come

The last few days have been something of a whirlwind of celebration for Team EBF. Whilst the Biffers were accusing everyone in UK of treachery for not celebrating Easter enough, they also gave us something else that everyone who cares about this wonderful land, Christian or not, could celebrate without reservation. They gave us evidence of their own imminent demise.

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The hilarious way they try to downplay the importance of the ‘political uniform’ offences under various public order acts is a treat to behold. On the one hand they keep banging on about how they’re ‘a registered political party’ and on the other they regularly conduct very public conversations about uniforms and insignia on social media – uniforms they then wear on ‘official’ party demonstrations. They just can’t have it both ways!

Then there are the flash (should we say ‘fash’) demonstrations outside and sometimes inside Mosques, council offices and anywhere where they think reasonable numbers of brown people and/or Muslims might congregate. These are clearly and obviously intended to incite both racial and religious hatred, also illegal under the above acts as well as a host of other related pieces of legislation.

Perhaps most significant of all though are the ‘Christian patrols’ where uniformed Biffers, armed with sticks, decidedly nasty looking gloves, themselves very reminiscent of knuckledusters and who knows what else turn up as self-appointed guardians of a faith that doesn’t want them to harass Muslims on the streets. This is clearly a public order offence, even without the offensive, discriminatory and misleading literature. This string of very serious offences, together with their hateful presence across social media amounts to sedition, incitement of civil war and treasonous attempts to sow discord through the nation, shows  them working hard to alienate and alarm significant factions of the British population.

And still the Biffers complain that the police should be off catching proper criminals.

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We have news for you Biffers… that’s exactly what they are doing!

We anticipate even more arrests to come. That’ll be good!

Fool them once… shame on you… fool them twice… Hahahaha

You may recall the recent scandal and Biffer foamfest when the satirical spoof news outlet, Southend News Network made up a story about hot uncrossed buns. The idea was that some people had been offended by the crosses (perhaps it was Cromwell) and so a South-Eastern bakery had decided to produce the buns without them.

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The Biffers were outraged and soon set out on a frenzy of anti-Muslim sentiment, despite the fact that not a single Muslim had been reported as being bothered in the slightest by this traditional, English ‘delicacy’. We thought it hilarious at the time but we never expected the same sort of ruse to work twice – and so shortly afterward! How wrong we were.

The wonderful Southend News Network has done it again – this time with a  story about English country villages being forced to change their names. And once again the Biffers fell for it hook line and sinker!

They’ve grown so used to believing whatever old crap their ideological masters publish they’ve completely lost any sense of discernment they might once have possessed. That’s undoubtedly a bad thing for them but it can be absolutely hilarious for the rest of us.

Wait until they read about the Junior Seagulls’ strike!

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View from a barstool in the cellar

Beer 2The landlady and the kids are with the in-laws and I’m left here drinking the profits and suffering from a dose of fash fatigue. Being an admin on Exposing Britain First and the constant cases of islamophobic bullshit from the Fuhrer bunker does get us down. The bombs in Belgium are hard to stomach with wall to wall media coverage, security experts telling us what is happening even though it’s just conjecture and the arses in Bifferland lapping it up and providing the propaganda they need to play on the fears of already scared people. The right wing newspapers and our wonderful TV news stations helping them with their recruitment.

But where was the right wing and media angst as bombs were set off in Iraq, in Turkey and other places in Africa and the world. Did you even hear of these as I certainly didn’t, I didn’t see an outpouring of grief on Facebook, didn’t see people changing their profiles to a Turkish flag or an Iraqi one or any other to be honest. The right have even gone as far as to put the disgusting murders in Belgium as a reason for Brexit. Just like the Muslims we have had to put out the same old tired statement of us abhorring the bombings and saying that Daesh are a bunch of murderous bastards whom we are against. My brother works and lives in Brussels, and his workplace is near enough opposite to the station that was bombed. The overwhelming mantra coming from his fellow staff, from many different European nations, is that this was not a Muslim attack but a Daesh one.

BF Pieman Steve Lewis arrestedWith that out of the way (but not forgotten) back to the Fuhrer and his high command. Steve Lewis arrested and bailed for wearing a political uniform had us in stitches. Poor old Pieman, losing a banner last year, being moved down the pecking order in the shittrooper numbers, having to do the seemingly dodgy accounts on a 60’s typewriter and leader of the South East Brigade and now nicked. Steve is one of the more articulate Biffers but even he has slowly been indoctrinated into Bifferdom and writes more and more religious claptrap. We know he reads the page so Steve, hope you enjoyed the 16 hours in the cells. We hope you will be trusted enough to hold the banners again.

What else? Oh yeah, the mayoral election, begging letters, and some religious memes for the sheeple to eat up.

Goldibollocks is on the march going round trying to find 10 idiots in each borough of London to back him, even tweeting because Enfield Council had the audacity of making him hold on the phone, assumingly to get hold of the voters roll. Three of my friends who live in the London Mayoral area have asked that the Biffers do not get their names and addresses as they do not wish to have racist literature through their doors and also they feel that the Fuhrer bunker will use this for more sinister means. I’ll give an update shortly on how they got on.

So it appears that Goldibollocks and Screechy made their target to stand in the elections. They still accuse the Labour candidate of being an extremist Muslim and that London is no longer British. The great thing about this is that London is such a diverse, multi-cultural, thriving capital that will consign them to where my mates will put their propaganda, in the bin.

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If you read the Biffer page, I realise that this is hard for you, you will have seen the furore and foam-fest of the sheeple over the apparent removal of the word ‘Easter’ on Cadbury’s Easter oval things. Apparently this was to appease Muslims who quite frankly couldn’t give a toss about it. They have more important things to worry about (islamaphobia, being chucked off planes, securing mosques from right wing fucknuggets). The Daily Star had a front page spread about it and the Biffers were not amused. However a quick phonecall to Cadbury’s and a totally harassed customer services lady told me that this was the biggest load of crap she had ever seen. They may have taken off the word Easter from the front of the packaging but the word appears 4 times in various places.

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Coming so soon after the hot cross buns and Kingsmill saga’s it seems that once again Bifferland is foaming over a headline and not the story.

So that’s the week in a nutshell, just an ordinary week in the world of EBF, from bombs to Easter eggs, you couldn’t make it up… Could you?

Cheers

Even Pieman has more integrity than Golding, it seems

Well that was interesting. Golding and Lewis discussing their recent arrests. It was 11 minutes of dull repetition punctuated only by an awareness of what they didn’t say. Golding talked at length about his own arrest under the guise of interviewing Lewis and left some very interesting questions unanswered in the process.

First they try to downplay the importance of the 1936 Public Order Act. Nice try Biffers but it won’t wash. The courts and the police fully understand how serious political sedition is. That’s why they arrested you.

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Then they try to suggest that SO15 counter-terrorism officers are just time-wasting by interviewing Biffers before Lewis reveals that they tried to recruit him as an informer. Golding goes on to say that he’s aware of other Biffers being approached by SO15 for the same reason. We’re not surprised. Terrorist organisations like Britain First inevitably will be of interest to counter-terrorist forces. But here’s the really interesting part.

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Golding has been arrested for the same offence several times. He’s also been interviewed by SO15 more than once. And yet not once has he mentioned any attempt to recruit him. Neither has he been held for anything like this length of time. Why not?

The far right has long suspected Golding of being an informer. We know of at least one occasion when ‘a senior leader of Britain First’ informed the police about a member with a gun.

How come Golding got off so easily when he was arrested himself?

How come he never mentioned being approached by SO15 himself?

How come the police always seem to know what the Biffers are up to?

What do you think?

 

Doing Jayda’s job for her

Jayda Fransen used never to tire of telling us that she has a law degree. Nowadays she’s a bit more retiscent to talk about that. Perhaps that’s because we exposed the truth about her unfinished correspondence course in basic law. Or perhaps it’s because she got bored of academia (and all the hard work it involves) and moved on to easier, more entertaining activities like screaming at brown people and baiting the police.

Either way, given her alleged knowledge of British law you’d think she might be able to put a few Biffers straight about legal processes like police bail, rights and restrictions, the wearing of political uniform and the nature of subversion and sedition. But no – apparently she’s content to let them carry on being just as ill-informed as ever. She hasn’t even bothered to inform Britain First itself about the huge legal trap they’re falling into not just as individuals but as an organisation.

So we thought we’d educate them ourselves. We’ll do Jayda’s job for her because she’s clearly not going to. That’s a shame in itself – it would be nice to see her do something that’s actually useful for a change.

Let’s begin with the political uniform thing.

EBF BF Law abiding Biffers political uniform Luton Smurf Bail Fransen GoldingBack in 1936 the Public Order Act was passed banning the wearing of political uniforms and the militarisation of political organisations. The rise of paramilitary politics like the British Union of Fascists had been a step too far and the government acted to preserve the principles of democracy and freedom of expression that we all hold so dear.

That law has since been amended and updated, the most recent version being the Public Order Act 1986 which upholds the uniform and political militarisation bans as well as additional injunctions against stirring up racial hatred.

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You’d think Jayda would have thought to warn her cronies about this one, wouldn’t you? Apparently not. She’s such a genius!

Britain First’s track record on racial hatred is well known. We’ve blogged about it many times including here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here… etc (the list goes on and on). Evidence of their religious discrimination (also unlawful) can be found here, here, here, here, here, here, here and especially here… etc. But what’s all this about uniform?

Britain First occasionally try to convince us that their fleeces (with the unauthorised use of the Royal crest) are not actually uniform. But their own communications amongst themselves show just how ridiculous that assertion really is. In keeping with their Walter Mitty aspirations to play soldiers they have insignia to denote rank and function, even using coloured clothing to denote function (a bit like Star Trek). This wonderfully obvious exchange contains a comment by Robin Lomax, the Biffers’ ‘armed forces division commanding officer’ talking about black ‘security’ beanies (yes – beanies). It may well be laughable but it’s still criminal!

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Then there’s a more recent exchange (also involving Lomax) about rank insignia that we’ve reproduced below.

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Steve “Pieman” Lewis is currently on bail (as are Der Fuhrer and his deputy) for wearing political uniform in relation to Britain First. Their legal team (or at least their excuse for more fundraising) seems so far to have been unable to make these very serious charges disappear. That’s hardly surprising. This stuff goes to the heart of British democracy and to disrupt our democratic process this way is a form of sedition, arguably even treason. The whole point of Britain First’s nefarious activities is to disrupt our established system of representative democracy, even calling for the execution of current politicians. If that isn’t treason we really don’t know what is!

So come on Jayda – tell your cronies how the law works. That way they might be able to avoid looking quite as stupid as they do when they post ill-informed rubbish like this.

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Come on Dutchy… sort it out!