Is this the real life? by Landlord

As the song goes……

Is this the real life, or is it just fantasy?

The last few days have been like my wife talking about East Coronation Farm Oaks or in other words a soap opera starring the biffer high command.

As I wrote on the page we will not put anything on the page until we confirm the veracity of the allegations but we can draw conclusions from them and wonder what can happen further down the line.

We receive messages on a weekly basis from Moley and this has hinted at misdeeds by Screechy and Goldibollocks but with no viable proof, unlike the biffers, we won’t publish.
These allegations that we’ve seen over the last few days could be the beginning of the end for the biffers as in fighting causes them to implode, it could be the start of a hostile takeover by Screechy and factions close to her or it could be an elaborate hoax to test the loyalty of the high command.

The last of these would mean that someone in the Fuhrer bunker has the intelligence to start such a ruse!

Fuhrer bunkerWe are well aware of certain factions trying to take over Britain First. The woman at the centre of these allegations is a racist, a member of a Polish far right organisation that the biffers have been courting and probably been trying to get funds from. Could it be that these fascists want more than just a connection?

Tommy Robinson has been sniffing about the high command recently. Maybe the amount of money that the biffers fleece from their sheeple has attracted him like a fly over shit.

Screechy has appeared recently to be more than just the Nazi wet dream poster girl. Now Leader of the ‘Northern Ireland division’ it seems to us that she has manoeuvred herself into poll position for Fuhrer! She certainly has, from what I have seen, a huge support from biffers and respect from other fash movements. Where Goldibollocks is seen by most despicable right wing fucknuggets as a conman who would sell out for five faaaaaasand paaaaands, Screechy really is a nasty fash.

Whichever one it could be, as someone who is dedicated to their downfall I’ll watch with enjoyment as the Fuhrer bunker crumbles around their ears!

Fuhrer bunker destroyed

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A view from a barstool #48 by Landlord

Beer 2So here you go biffers, my credit card. I give up you win, I can’t keep justifying Islam. No this isn’t me, this was one of my mates in the pub, someone who marches with antifa, someone who counters biffer car park shuffles. I’ve never seen him like this, a total loss of faith in what he and we do. A couple of pints later he said “fuck this, they ain’t Muslims, during this the holiest of times for them some fuckwits carry out more atrocities in the name of Daesh.”

So what do I think. The grief peddlers wanking over Saturday nights murders like Hopkins, Robinson, Screechy and Goldibollocks are having a field day, Trump try’s to justify his ban and the right wing media use this to try and pull back a disastrous election campaign. I’ve decided not to follow mainstream media, nor will I watch the twat Robinson on rebel tv, nor will I let the hate win, these are not Muslims the are murderous little cunts following a doctrine that is not Islamic. No apologies are necessary to me as I am 100% certain in my stance.

Screechy and Goldibollocks were on the ropes before Manchester, the threat of prison, the (excuse the Tory party word) money tree had ran dry, their benefactor ran out of Hungary and people were waking up to their fuckwittery. Now they are emboldened again, with more racist followers from America queuing up to fawn over these idiots.

golding robinson fransenBut, like the murderous bastards who have carried out these attacks, Britain First are evil, using grief to fuel their leaders lifestyle, using the white supremacist movement in the US to get more money. But then where was their outrage over the bombing in Egypt, the slaughtering of many in Syria. Selective grief then.

We have to fight the right wing, we have to debunk their lies, we have to counter their evil marches, days of action and intrusions.

We also have to acknowledge the evil murderous wankers that have done this and condemn them, and we do with the same vitriol we reserve for the fascists but these people don’t do it in the name of Allah they do it because they’re murderous wankers.

 

A view from the cellar 8

Landlord in cellarOnce again apologies for my lack of blog over the weekend, the family are away and a weeks bachelorhood has caught up with me.

Apologies are due as well to the biffers, we never thought they’d do it but they have, Goldibollocks has reached the required funds for the mayoral campaign, and his family and Screechy have made it onto the list as candidates for the London Assembly. So now the hard work begins for us…hassle and expose them at every turn. The great thing is they will be going head to head with skilled debaters, career politicians and interviewers who won’t take the blatant lies they come out with (if they get interviewed at all.) The Fuhrer-bunker seems to think that their brand of islamaphobic tosh will be lapped up by white Londoners all over the capital.

Here’s my take on a possible interview with Jezza Paxman…

  1. JP. Welcome to Paul Goldibollocks and Screechy Fransen who have become leading contenders in the race for mayor and London assembly.
  2. GS. Thanks Jeremy, Can I just say that there will be no more mosques in London and the current ones pulled down so we can build more churches.
  3. JP. Thanks for that. I need to ask what you will do with the £17 billion budget that you will have once you take up the role.
  4. GS. We will make sure that Greggs are on every corner of every street, our mate Stevey Lewis then can walk about with our shittroopers making sure that anyone wearing a burka will be made to change into revealing get up. Then we will build a wall round London, kick the immigrants out and keep London for the white English.
  5. JP. Controversial stuff, what about policing, health care, social housing, lighting and all the other things that are needed.
  6. GS. Well there will be no need for police as when all the immigrants go there will be no crime, my private security team will make sure of that. Health care will be fine as the muzzies will no longer take up any time, lighting is no problem as the sun shines out of screechys arse. We’ll have around 16 billion to spend on Screechy’s tits and holidays. Also we can repay Uncle Jim.
  7. JP. So Screechy what about you what are your first few days in office going to be like?
  8. No more mosques, ban the burka, god is great, prayers for everyone, bloody muzzies?
  9. JP. So what about the…..
  10. GS. Stop bullying us, we’ve told you with no muzzies, no burkas and no mosques and all will be sweet.
  11. JP. but….
  12. GS. Typical lefty journalism, appeasers and bias against us.
  13. JP. Surely you can tell us..
  14. GS. I’ve told you before I’m telling you again, my security team are just getting the nooses ready now, all the problems in London are muzzies.

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We’ve looked everywhere but can’t see how the very fuck they are going to be able to talk about anything other than their disgusting “keeping Britain British”  mantra. They will have no answer to the established parties asking them proper questions about the budget, yet they see this as a chance to go into the mainstream of British Politics. Somehow they think that a million or so likes on Facebook equates to large swathes of support on the ground. I’m hoping that when they get hardly any support they’ll realise that all they are is media junkies, no better than those who go on the Jeremy Kyle show or try out on the Xfactor pop Idol thingy. Goldy and Screechy, no one listens to you, no one wants you, and London certainly doesn’t deserve your publications or papers.

Tommy Robinson smirkThe far right came out to play again at the weekend, firstly in Dover under the guise of supporting our truckers. The casuals that were there barely managed to get 50 people on the ground to march along the seafront. They were countered by around 800-1000 antifa. The local Tory bloke wasn’t happy and seemed to slam the ‘lefteyes’ for blocking the road to stop the fash..needless to say the twatter lines slammed him. Secondly, our mate Tommy was back with his new breed of racism in Birmingham with Pegida. A staggering 30 people turned up for a stroll round a deserted industrial estate despite the boast that this march would attract 10000. He wants another go and now will take his brand of bollocks to Rotherham.

Pie and Mash, they who left the EDL for being too nice, want to go to back to Dover at the end of the month, a move that can only mean one thing, a drunken brawl.

So once again, although the headlines are all about a triumphant move for mayor, the far right can’t get anyone out to support them.

Now I think I better toddle off and do a weeks washing up before the Landlady comes home.

Yes – it was an April Fool’s day joke

A few people seem to have believed yesterday’s blog post about Tosspot Tommy  and Slattery Mandy taking over from Grasser Golding and Dutchy.

EBF Slattery cat and Tosspot Tommy blog imageGratified though we are that our little prank worked we think we should come clean now and make sure that nobody gets the wrong impression long-term.

It was an April Fool’s day joke. There’s no way that this collection of back-stabbing, paranoid, hate-filled fascists could ever form a coherent whole. They’re just too used to treating each other with mutual suspicion and contempt.

That’s a relief, isn’t it?

Nazis really do love their mythologies

nuremberg rallyA little over 70 years ago the world beat the Nazi third Reich into oblivion. It was an horrendous regime built upon hatred and fear, division and mythology. At its heart was the myth of the Aryan Master race, an imaginary ancestral genotype who high-ranking Nazis professed to believe had bequeathed superior status upon Germanic peoples.

It was all rubbish, of course. A fanciful example of deranged wishful thinking, based upon occult practices, half-understood legends and a huge dose of wishful thinking. Arguably very few Nazis believed in the Aryan myth outside of Hitler’s inner circle. Fanatics like Himmler certainly did. Opportunists like Rohm and Goering probably just pretended to so that they could climb the party ladder to personal power. The propagandist, Julius Streicher almost certainly saw Aryanism for the nonsense it was but that didn’t stop him from peddling the story to the wider population. It was the mythology that led the tiny Nazi party started by Anton Dexler in a Munich workshop to grow into a giant monster that almost stole an entire continent.

nuremberg laws jew nazi discrimination 1936Every good myth needs a counterpoint, a foil to be compared to, a counterweight to be measured against. In Hitler’s Germany the counterweight was international Jewry. The more the Jews could be demonised the greater the Aryans would appear. The Nazi propaganda machine resurrected centuries old fables like the medieval blood libel and added some more modern slanders for good measure. It worked like clockwork. German people, frightened of the enemy within were desperate to believe in the salvationpromised by their mythological ancestors and the Aryan myth took root.

That’s a short, potted history of the events of the 1930s and 1940s. What would the same passage be like if it was to be written in the late 21st century? We think it’d look something like this…

BF Burton 120 maxA little over 70 years ago the world beat the Nazi Biffers into oblivion. It was an horrendous regime built upon hatred and fear, division and mythology. At its heart was the myth of the Aryan Master race, an imaginary ancestral genotype who high-ranking Biffers professed to believe had bequeathed superior status upon white, British protestants.

It was all rubbish, of course. A fanciful example of deranged wishful thinking, based upon barely understood religious rituals, half-understood legends and a huge dose of wishful thinking. Arguably very few Biffers believed in the Aryan myth outside of Golding’s inner circle. Fanatics like Lewis certainly did. Opportunists like Slatter and Lomax probably just pretended to so that they could climb the party ladder to personal power. The propagandist, Jayda Fransen almost certainly saw Aryanism for the nonsense it was but that didn’t stop her from peddling the story to the wider population. It was the mythology that led the tiny Biffer party started under the name ‘English Defence League’ by Steven Yaxley-Lennon in a Luton sports bar to grow into the giant monster that almost stole an entire continent.

EBF BF policies conference 2015 1Every good myth needs a counterpoint, a foil to be compared to, a counterweight to be measured against. In Golding’s Britain the counterweight was international Islam. The more the Muslims could be demonised the greater the Aryans would appear. The Biffer propaganda machine resurrected centuries old fables like the medieval blood libel and added some more modern slanders for good measure. It worked like clockwork. British people, frightened of the enemy within were desperate to believe in the salvation promised by their mythological ancestors and the Aryan myth took root.

Some may think we’re being a bit over the top with this comparison. Please consider the possibility that we’re not.

When Hitler joined the party he was eventually to lead there were only 54 other members. He was registered as member number 555 because the Nazis had started counting at 501 to make themselves look more popular than they really were. By a strange coincidence Golding – the ‘founder member’ and leader of Britan First has exactly the same membership number. At least he had until we started pointing out that he seemed a little too keen to emulate his late hero. Then, even more implausibly, the founder member’s card number mysteriously changed to 66548. Spooky!

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The German Nazi party, started by an insignificant tradesman called Anton Drexler, was about as insignificant as it could be and nobody took it seriously – until it was too late. Drexler was ousted and the new leader, more charismatic and calculating than Drexler had ever been took it from strength to strength.

Paul Golding is like Drexler. He’s just holding the organisation in place while it treads water. Britain First has no future under Paulie and everyone knows it. It may not have a future under Fransen (we’ll find out later this year). But it’s bigger than the Nazi party under Drexler and it’s ripe for exploitation by the right leader.

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You can download our 69 page expose of Britain First’s neo-nazi intentions and practices here. It’s free and for those unfamiliar with the true nature of the Biffers we think it’s a real eye-opener.

Let’s crush these neo-nazis before they get the chance to grow into something unmanageable. Like the first sign of weeds in the garden, these nasty little duck wort need to be uprooted and destroyed before they strangle all that is decent about our society.

Let’s stop them right now – together.

No pasaran

Tommy Robinson confuses the flock

The most obvious, most noticeable characteristic of UK fascists is their inability to maintain original thoughts. They have no critical thinking skills, no ability to discern fact from fiction and so no clue what their opinions ought to be. They always need someone to tell them what they believe – otherwise they become angry and confused.

Usually the message is simple and unambiguous. Something like…

• White people good
• Brown people bad
• Muslim means brown

• All Muslims are paedophiles
• All paedophiles are Muslims
• White paedophiles are ‘the exception that proves the rule’

• All brown people are terrorists
• Immigrants are terrorists
• Terrorists aren’t refugees
• No immigrants are refugees
• They’re ‘fakugees’ (that’s a clever sounding word, innit?)

You get the idea. So long as nobody contradicts their narrow, unthinking world view all is well. But watch what happens when one of their leaders says or does the wrong thing.

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But wait – most of the people marching under the Pegida flag were only there because Tommy used to lead them against brown people from Pakistan in the EDL. Oh dear. That’s confusing. What’s a fascist to do?

Tommy Pegida Birmingham backfire 2 quilliam

That’s it – reject him. If we all turn our backs on him and pretend he’s not there he’ll go away, won’t he? Won’t he? Please say he will.

Sensing the burgeoning existential crisis about to sweep over the Imbibing Brotherhood like a wave, up and coming leader and Solihull ‘Division commander’ (they have such grandiose titles) gave them a less confusing and much more familiar solution. Just batter Tommy and anyone who still believes in him. That should do the trick.

EDL Paul Locke reaction to Tommy Robinson Pegida Pakistan flag.pngIt’s ironic that these people whose only solution to every problem is to beat some poor sod up for having a different (even if only slightly different) opinion think they know what’s best for this country. And not only UK but Europe, the world and, worst of all, for desperate refugees whose plight the drunken EDL can’t even begin to imagine. It takes more than a drunken punch up to solve complex problems, Paul.

It takes more than a bunch of uneducated, drunken, white supremacist scumbags to solve the subtle problems of international relations.

It takes diplomacy.
It takes understanding.
It takes mutual respect.
It takes a commitment to peaceful negotiation.

It generally doesn’t involve fists or large quantities of cheap lager!

EDL Imbibing brotherhood brethren Bibo ergo sum in vino veritas

View from a Cellar

Landlord in cellarBack down in the cold of the cellar to get away from the couple of idiots that came into the pub with their Kipper literature. I tried, really really tried to be polite but their message and demeanour was repugnant to me. I tried to stay professional when I told them to bugger off, but in the end the Landlady took over and they seem to have left. You see these people see themselves as trying to get into power to me they are fascists, bigots and racists that need to be countered as much as the biffers, EDL, National Action et al. To some they are the acceptable face of the Bitish right wing movement, to me there will never be an acceptable one.

At the weekend we saw two different marches, one to stir up hatred and division, the other was to have a beer and a riot. One group succeeded the other didn’t. National Action, the EDL, National Front, Combat 18 and all the other undesirables had a “National day of Action” where patriots from all over the country would converge on Dover to prove they have widespread support for their racist bigoted views. That widespread support was proved to the princely sum of 150. They were countered by probably 300 Antifa. Now I heard before the march that both sides were intent in having a fight and maybe it wouldn’t be the place to visit which is what I was going to do. It was probably the wisest thing to do as before I opened reports came in of Antifa being attacked at a service station, coaches attacked and daubed with swastika’s in blood.

Unfortunately the follically challanged nazi’s also smashed up a coach which was taking some Russian schoolchildren to France. Well done Combat 18 well done indeed. At the riot, sorry march, the police tried to keep the two factions apart, as bricks and bottles were thrown. In the end in football parlance the score was a predictable draw, both managers claiming a win but neither came out with anything more than a shake of the head by us more liberal anti’s. The right say “we gave the left a kicking” Antifa said “we gave the right a good kicking” but in the end did anything actually come of it? Did the fash change the governments mind to burn mosques, the Qu’ran or close the borders? he answer is a big fat NO. Did Antifa stop the right from marching any more, come out with the moral high ground? Again the same answer.

In Dewsbury, if you believe the biffer high command, hundreds of patriots marched through the town to protest about the Muslim takeover of this country. I looked in my crisp store and they haven’t taken over that or my bar, my village or anywhere else I looked but there again I was always useless at hide and seek. I even asked Mr Khan in the corner shop if he was taking over the country but he doesn’t have time as he opens early and closes late. Biffer command also said faaaasands were turned away, buses didn’t stop and trains went straight through Dewsbury and didn’t stop. This was countered but this time the anti’s were kept from the cockwombles and no one heard the racist chants or rousing speeches apart from the 91 people there…..yes 91 not thousands. All of the biffer resources, the TV studio (chortle) the inflammatory video’s (snigger) and even Uncle Jim’s appearance could only muster 91 people. Once again they claim victory but this time it was definately a home win for the good guys.

This weekend in my favourite city, Birmingham, Tommy the convicted criminal, is staging the relaunch of Pegida with a silent march through Birmingham. There will be no alcohol, no chanting just a show of racist bunglecunts walking. Now I’ve seen evidence that the same fash from the weekend are going so silent could be violent pretty quick. Tommy says he is expecting thousands, I have 250 in the office sweepstake. At the end of the day he is walking through what possibly is the most wonderfully diverse city in Britain, where the vast majority of residents live peacefully hand in hand and this is what the right hates. Until Tommy, Goldibollocks, Weston and the kids at National action realise that the people of Britain may moan about the weather, warm beer, the state of our football team but when it comes to the right wing we don’t want you.

Which brings me back to UKIP. I have a severe intolerance of them, their politics and “acceptable racism” do not enter my pub again, don’t try and give my customers your literature as they will litter my floor with it. In fact no one likes the far right apart from the 250 people who marched this weekend.

Cheers