A view from a barstool #47 by Landlord

So here we go, some crappy important sounding music, a picture of somewhere news gets done, some smug idiot standing around shuffling papers……bugger this, it ain’t working, but anyway here is the EBF news, we would have done it on one of those crappy apps that the biffers use but the company involved wouldn’t take a packet of hobnobs and a half eaten Curly Wurly as payment, I told Foxy to throw in a Tassimo Latte thingy but hey here we go.

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Anyway here is my take on the one story this week, the arrest of Goldibollocks and Screechy for inciting religious hatred. I’ve read their press release did some digging and done a biffer bullshit to EBF translation. Another begging email has gone out, after all it is coming close to the summer holiday needing to be paid for, anyway I digress….

Now the background from what I’ve seen. Screechy has been running around Ramsgate with her crew videoing her outside various premises where alleged rapists have been working or living and basically fucking up a police and CPS investigation that has landed the alleged perpetrators in court. It’s almost as if they saw what their new bestie Tommy was doing and decided we need to do some of that. Unfortunately (when I say unfortunately I actually mean hahahahahahaha) that didn’t turn out too well for Tommy either who was also nicked. Now for those trolls coming over for a visit we at EBF condemn those that break the law especially paedophiles and rapists, we just don’t judge them on the colour of their skin or the god they choose to follow. But anyway back to the translation.

Biffer release (BFR) We have to be very vague, as we are told Kent police have slapped some extreme bail conditions on them both which limits what they can say.

Landlord translation (LT) We’ve fucked up big time, we hoped that in this post brexit Britain a bit of incitement wouldn’t be noticed and we need to make it sound good to get some dosh out of you

BFR The police swooped on Paul and Jayda while they were driving by blocking the road and surrounding them with police vans.

LT We was having a lovely non Halal Curry with a nice British cup of tea and two coppers knocked on our door asking us to accompany them to the station. But that doesn’t sound good on the begging letters

BFR The raid included both uniformed and plain clothes CID officers.

LT Geoff from down the Dog and Duck was walking along the road but he was in civvies but we’ll count him as plainclothes as it sounds better on the begging letter

BFR It was a military style ambush that was executed with precision.

LT They knocked loudly and called me sir, and doesn’t it sound good on the begging letter

In all seriousness though what thorough cockwombles Goldibollocks and Screechy are. Along with Tommy and his camera buddy they were breaking the law of the land. They could now have put in jeopardy the trial of some men who may or may not have committed a disgusting offence and allowed them to be free to attack more young women. Goldibollocks and Screechy are a disgrace, this was done to incite their sheep to maintain their Islamaphobia, to fan the flames of hatred and to try and make money. It was made worse when someone took to Facebook to ask them to take one of their inciting videos down because they had the wrong address but no, they didn’t comply.

So both of them, as well as hopefully some of the other High Command are going to be prosecuted or at least we hope they are, but G&S you are, in this country, innocent until proven guilty. You don’t need vigilante cuntspangles camping outside your gaff spouting bollocks.

Final bit
BFR Will you chip in to help them fight this latest round of politically motivated persecution?

LT Pahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

Toodlepip

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Golding’s bail conditions

Some people are claiming it’s an injustice that Golding was arrested on Saturday for repeatedly breaching bail. They say it’s expired and so the whole thing is a stitch up.

The fact is that Golding’s bail was scheduled to run until after this weekend and in the interim he was ordered to appear every Saturday in Bromley. The fact that the idea was mooted that this was in error does not change the fact that these bail conditions have not been lifted by a court.

By assuming that his bail conditions are invalid Golding has taken the law into his own hands and is in breach of bail. The arrest was both appropriate and legal.

Check the dates for yourself. It’s all very straightforward.

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View from a barstool 28 by Landlord

Beer 2Another lovely week in publand, topped off by an incredibly enjoyable weekend of watching the biffers (and other fash) getting humiliated all over social media. Beers were flowing on Saturday night as the Cricket players looked to win another test match with a big score by Moeen Ali (that’ll confuse the biffers) who kissed the 3 lions as he completed a well earned Century. And also my football team has been taken over by a man who is even richer than Roman Abramovich.

So the biffers… 2 leafleting sessions in Leicester, 2 times kicked out by the police after being countered by Anti Fascists. Added to this, the wonderful news that Goldibollocks got arrested for breaching his bail conditions. No doubt there’ll be a spin on their next video, and how he made the police look like idiots, the 20 unwashed scummy lefteyes (which looked a lot more like 100 or so) were intimidated by him. And the democratically elected mayor of Leicester is an appeaser when he apparently told Goldibollocks and his Security brigade to fuck off.

Well Goldibollocks, when will you learn that everyone is not supporting you, towns don’t want you and you just look as bigger cockwomble than we knew you were? You have minimal support despite your Facebook likes and the good people of this beautiful. diverse. multicultural country have had enough of your buffoonery.

In York, the lovely fellows of National Action turned up, all 15 of them only to be met by Antifa ensuring that their sick message didn’t get spread. These are the cuntwafflers who are under investigation by the German Police for filming themselves at Buchenwald concentration camp giving a Nazi salute. I suppose this is the state of some of our youth today.

Pie and Mash turned up in Dover, all 20 of them, tried to have a demo and again were met by Kent Antifa. Although they took a couple of photo’s which looked like they were being kettled by the police their 5w appears now to mean ‘No One wants you here’.

One thing I have noticed, and it appears so have you guys, is the absence of Screechy the past two weeks. Much conjecture in the office over this and we have had several ideas. I’m sure you have your own thoughts but here are ours:

a) she’s given it all up and entered a nunnery. As such a devout woman she would be welcomed with open arms;
b) she met up with the guy she was flirting with at the ELM a few weeks ago and has converted to Islam;
c) although she gives the bluster and plays the hard girl she’s shit scared of breaking her bail conditions;
d) she’s busy moving home as we all know she has to move every 6 months for security reasons;
e) she’s had enough of being humiliated and is plotting a Screechy takeover with the rest of the high command;
f) she’s taken up Uncle Jim’s invitation and has become the first to become an immigrant in the new far right enclave;
g) she’s gone to rehab.

Whatever it is it does seem strange the poster girl of the far right is absent from the biffers’ latest shennanigans.

Finally, the biffers have issued the fascist equivelant of a fatwa against the democratically elected mayors of various cities, and MP’s who happen to be Muslims. We couldn’t quite believe this to be true in the office but after a while it became apparent that it was. Now hopefully the police can start taking action. If Anjem Choudry is under house arrest for extremism then surely this is the same. It is a direct threat to elected officials of this country and therefore must be very close to terrorism. Even a Tory MP has said that this is an example of the new Home Office edict on extremism.

So thats it. Keep an eye out on the page for where the cockwombles are going to be next week, as soon as we know it will be published. I’m sure wherever it is the people of this country will be out telling them they aren’t welcome.

Now it’s time to clean the BBQ for round 2. Hope you have a great week.

Cheers.

More arrests to come

The last few days have been something of a whirlwind of celebration for Team EBF. Whilst the Biffers were accusing everyone in UK of treachery for not celebrating Easter enough, they also gave us something else that everyone who cares about this wonderful land, Christian or not, could celebrate without reservation. They gave us evidence of their own imminent demise.

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The hilarious way they try to downplay the importance of the ‘political uniform’ offences under various public order acts is a treat to behold. On the one hand they keep banging on about how they’re ‘a registered political party’ and on the other they regularly conduct very public conversations about uniforms and insignia on social media – uniforms they then wear on ‘official’ party demonstrations. They just can’t have it both ways!

Then there are the flash (should we say ‘fash’) demonstrations outside and sometimes inside Mosques, council offices and anywhere where they think reasonable numbers of brown people and/or Muslims might congregate. These are clearly and obviously intended to incite both racial and religious hatred, also illegal under the above acts as well as a host of other related pieces of legislation.

Perhaps most significant of all though are the ‘Christian patrols’ where uniformed Biffers, armed with sticks, decidedly nasty looking gloves, themselves very reminiscent of knuckledusters and who knows what else turn up as self-appointed guardians of a faith that doesn’t want them to harass Muslims on the streets. This is clearly a public order offence, even without the offensive, discriminatory and misleading literature. This string of very serious offences, together with their hateful presence across social media amounts to sedition, incitement of civil war and treasonous attempts to sow discord through the nation, shows  them working hard to alienate and alarm significant factions of the British population.

And still the Biffers complain that the police should be off catching proper criminals.

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We have news for you Biffers… that’s exactly what they are doing!

We anticipate even more arrests to come. That’ll be good!

Even Pieman has more integrity than Golding, it seems

Well that was interesting. Golding and Lewis discussing their recent arrests. It was 11 minutes of dull repetition punctuated only by an awareness of what they didn’t say. Golding talked at length about his own arrest under the guise of interviewing Lewis and left some very interesting questions unanswered in the process.

First they try to downplay the importance of the 1936 Public Order Act. Nice try Biffers but it won’t wash. The courts and the police fully understand how serious political sedition is. That’s why they arrested you.

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Then they try to suggest that SO15 counter-terrorism officers are just time-wasting by interviewing Biffers before Lewis reveals that they tried to recruit him as an informer. Golding goes on to say that he’s aware of other Biffers being approached by SO15 for the same reason. We’re not surprised. Terrorist organisations like Britain First inevitably will be of interest to counter-terrorist forces. But here’s the really interesting part.

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Golding has been arrested for the same offence several times. He’s also been interviewed by SO15 more than once. And yet not once has he mentioned any attempt to recruit him. Neither has he been held for anything like this length of time. Why not?

The far right has long suspected Golding of being an informer. We know of at least one occasion when ‘a senior leader of Britain First’ informed the police about a member with a gun.

How come Golding got off so easily when he was arrested himself?

How come he never mentioned being approached by SO15 himself?

How come the police always seem to know what the Biffers are up to?

What do you think?

 

Lewis languishes in the cells

Oh how we laughed!

It’s true. The EBF office fairly rocked with laughter today as the news broke about poor Pieman’s prolonged incarceration. According to Britain First the unfortunate fascist was arrested in a midnight raid and bundled off to captivity in a South Eastern police station (presumably without the benefit of pasties).

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The Biffers tell us that they arrested him for wearing political uniform outside a London mosque some days earlier. That seems a little unlikely to us.

They further claim that he’d been held for 16 hours for that offence and no other. That seems unlikely too.

We wonder if the Biffers are telling us the whole truth. Actually that’s not true. We don’t wonder at all. We’re absolutely certain that there’s more to it than that.

We’ll keep an eye on the news and see what transpires. Watch this space for more information as it becomes available.

We’ll also let you know if anything comes of the Biffers’ demand that their ‘patryoots’ jam up the police station’s telephone lines to demand Pieman’s release. We’re not sure but could that be classed as some sort of incitement? Perhaps it’s a form of wasting police time? It may even be an attempt to pervert the course of justice.

We’ll let you know what happens.