Childish EDL plan to disrupt Birmingham Mosque ceremony

This is a secret so don’t tell anybody!

Using their super-secure private Facebook group, Paul Locke’s ultra-competent English Defence League oafs have hatched yet another cunning plan. In utmost secrecy, without any chance of outsiders getting a sniff of the action Locke’s layabouts have planned yet another piss-up. They’re not known as The Imbibing Brotherhood for nothing!

The excuse for this drunken rampage is a ceremony to inaugurate a new Mosque.

Lots of Imbibers plan to attend but only if they can get pissed first.

As the aspiring national leader he is, Locke has taken steps to ensure his drunken mates will be well-pissed before they get to the Mosque. He’s even promised to make contact with a local pub, attempt to get the landlord to break the law by banning Muslims from his premises and arrange a pre-rampage piss-up venue. We’re not at all sure how successful that will be and for all we know the 3 Horseshoes won’t have anything to do with Locke’s Losers but it may be worth avoiding the place on Sunday if you fancy a quiet meal with the kids.

After all, they’ll be turning up to sully the pub’s atmosphere whether the landlord approves of the EDL’s racist views or not,

We’ll be passing on our information to W. Midlands police so hopefully the imbibing brotherhood won’t manage to cause too much disruption. It’d be a shame if they were allowed to spoil this important event with their loutish behaviour. This looks like a public order offence in the making to us. There might even be a conspiracy charge in there for all we know.

That’s for the police and the CPS to decide, of course.

 

3 minute video: Why expose Britain First?

Still unsure what the problem is with Britain First?

Maybe someone you know keeps sharing their hate-filled propaganda.

Show them this video. Let’s get the word out about these bloodthirsty neo-nazis.

Reading age 8-12!

Remember Anthony Blunn, the genius Biffer whose video seemed so immature it could have been written by a small child? Remember how ridiculous he was comparing East London with Afghanistan?

We did a bit more digging. We had to. We just couldn’t believe that a senior ‘officer’ of any political organisation could be so ill-informed. This is the guy who claims to have read and digested the Quran, after all. Actually ALL the Biffers claim to have read the Quran. Jayda Fransen even claims to have read 13 different versions of it!

We thought it’d be interesting to check out Blunn’s other reading matter. That might give us some insight into the man’s thinking. It certainly did.

Apparently he’s ‘not much of a reader’ but he did manage to find something he could handle on Ebay. It’s part of the junior history library – designed for 8-12 year olds. so Blunn should feel right at home reading it. He’ll even get to use his bookmark! Really. We’re not kidding.

 

Politicians who don’t understand politics

According to The Guardian, Donald trump has messed up in the American ‘primaries’ because he doesn’t understand the electoral system – and apparently nobody could be bothered to tell him. He’s managed to get a lot of people to like him on social media and he’s had a lot turning up to rallies but when it can to the crunch he didn’t tell them to vote for the representatives who would vote for him in the next stage.

Of course his reaction is predictable. He blames a corrupt electoral system when really the problem is his own stupidity. He doesn’t understand the system and is too arrogant to ask.

We know someone else like that. Well, apart from the lots of people turning up to rallies part!

 

Britain First: Still inciting civil war

Yes we know, they’re trying to look ‘all respectable’, standing in the London Assembly elections and all that. But underneath that (extremely thin) veneer of reasonableness they’re still the same old thugs trying to start a civil war just llike they always did?

Don’t believe us? Have a look at this.

Britain First have been posting this sort of incitement on their Facebook platform for years now. They really can’t pretend that they don’t anticipate these sorts of responses any longer. It’s always the same – only now some of their followers are starting to put their words into practice. That’s just exactly what Britain First wants, of course.

We’ve outlined the reasoning behind their attempts to fuel division, hatred and civil violence several times. You can read blog posts explaining why it’s so profitable for them here, here and here (that last one is all about how they exploit Christianity for profit just as they exploit everything else). Alternatively, download our free PDF examining the bloodthristy tactics of the Britain First business model in rather more detail.

Britain First’s Admin, Anthony Blunn’s vlog part 2

Last Thursday we posted a highly entertaining vlog produced by Biffer Facebook administrator and ‘11^th in command’ security guy, Anthony Blunn. At that time we promised to dissect his brief monologue in detail (once we’d stopped laughing). That took a while!

Anyway – we’ve managed to calm down, wiped the tears from our cheeks (and from Kit’s legs) and taken an altogether more serious look at the rubbish that the fine upstanding ‘Great British Patriot’ has produced. Fortunately for us the video doesn’t last very long so we were able to critique it in just a couple of sittings.

The overall topic is ‘no go areas’, something that ‘lefties’ and ‘radio DJs’ are apparently unable to comprehend. Blunn focuses on East London which he likens, rather inexplicably to Afghanistan. He claims that it’s easy enough to get into East London but you’ll have great difficulty getting out again. In truth Blunn has recent experience of this having accompained his Fuhrer, Paul Golding on several recent excursions to the East London Mosque. Here he has enjoyed himself blocking the entrance, intimidating worshippers and generally making a complete cockwomble of himself. The Blunster seems never to have had any difficulty getting out of East London, indeed making it all the way back to Wolverhampton at least 7 times so far. The last retreat from the area was so easy the Biffers managed it in record time!

The truth is that anyone can go to East London and anyone can leave. There are no gangs of maurading Jihadists lying in wait to kidnap white women or behead far-right ‘patriots’. There are just people going about their business. Some of whom live in the area and some of whom commute in and out daily. Blunn seems to think that you can’t be safe in East London unless you wave a ‘flag of truce’ (whatever that might look like) and hoist it ‘high and clear’ to let the local British citizens know that you, as a fellow British citizen, come in peace, to buy Halal food or perhaps to convert to Islam.

What Blunn should have said is… “Don’t be a dick”.

If you turn up with placards and banners, intimidate the locals and generally make a complete cock of yourself, of course you won’t be welcome. And if you repeat the same outlandish behaviour SEVEN TIMES, eventually you’ll be chased away. Fair enough.

Don’t be a Dick!

Unfortunately The Great British Patriot doesn’t seem to understand this simple point. He sees a conspiracy where everyone else sees simple ‘cause and effect’. Blunn thinks the answer is to get Christians living in the area (the area they’re not supposed to be able to go into, by the way) to start defaming Mohammed and having a go at Imams. Apparently that way the mosques will soon be empty, Islam will disappear from the UK and all the Christian churches will be full. It’s remarkable how the far-right seem to think every issue, however complex can be solved with a simple ‘black or white’ equation. Numpties!

Funniest of all ‘the Blunster’ references two videos, one of which he credits but it seems he knows his subject so well he can’t remember who produced the other. We had a look. We wished we hadn’t!

All we can say (without producing another catalogue of posts entirely) is that they contain the predictable, far-right misrepresentation, hyperbole and downright deceit we’ve learned to expect from the Biffers and their ideological kind.

As vlogs go it’s still really funny though.

Cockwomble!

Robin Lomax’s political uniform

They really are asking for it, aren’t they?

Paul Golding and Jayda Fransen are on bail for wearing political uniform.

Steve Lewis was arrested for the same offence a week or two ago.

Robin Lomax was visited by the old Bill in respect of the same offence (also a couple of weeks ago) and now the silly boy goes and does it again.

How is a black (“security”) jacket with the Britain First insignia and arm patches proclaiming the wearer’s rank as ‘chief of staff’ and ‘National head of security’ not ‘uniform’?

Numpties!

We look forward to hearing about Lomax’s arrest shortly.

Illegal Immigrants, Benefits and Britain First lies

We thought they’d given up on this old lie. We’ve debunked it so many times in the past, each time making our rebuttal a little simpler for the hard of understanding.

And yet the Biffers still keep falling for it.

So here’s another attempt to get them to understand…

Britain First’s Admin, Anthony Blunn goes it alone

Most people will never have  heard of Anthony Blunn. He’s a fairly insignificant bloke from Wolverhampton who seems to think he’s got something important to say. He hasn’t, of course. He’s just spouting the same old rubbish but he’s doing it in a very entertaining way. Well, it entertained us!

Blunn’s latest venture is a Vlog (that’s a Video blog for those who aren’t sure). In it he tries (and fails) to justify the rather silly notion that East London is a no-go area for non-Muslims. It isn’t hard to understand why he’s chosen this particular topic.

Last weekend Blunn and his mates were chased away from East London Mosque by around 20 Muslims who’d had enough of the Biffers’ repeated attempts to intimidate them and their fellow worshippers. For the SEVENTH time these numbskulls arrived uninvited and plonked themselves right outside the Mosque entrance, carrying their ‘No more mosques’ banner and generally making a nuisance of themselves. That didn’t last long though. Having put up with their divisive stupidity on six previous occasions a few local Muslims decided that enough was enough and scared them away. That didn’t take long either. The Biffers were there just minutes before they ran away screaming (Fuhrer Golding personally leading the gallant retreat) like frightened children.

In a futile attempt to assuage the enormous loss of credibility this self-proclaimed ‘street defence organisation’ suffered, Blunn (who calls himself ‘The Great British Patriot’) has released this video.

We’ll be taking it apart in detail later but for now we thought you’d appreciate something to laugh at over your morning coffee. We’re pretty sure we have all the angles covered for our ‘clause by clause’ critique but feel free to offer further suggestions if you think of anything we really need to include.

 

Landlord reports for EBF News from Whitechapel

Welcome to EBF News bringing you an independent view on all things Biffer. I’m just hearing in my earpiece (paid for by hobnobs, not patriots) that Landlord has been naughty again, refusing to watch Biffer TV and has been sent to the East London war zone (or ‘East London’ as we like to call it). We’ve decided to send him there as he likes a beer and being in Shakira controlled East London he won’t be able to get one. Over to you Landlord, what’s happening.

“Well Prole, thanks for sending me here. From my vantage point in the Leman Tavern serving only the finest Halal ale, there are a couple of Lager pumps, Guinness, a couple of ales and a lovely atmosphere”

“Landlord, we sent you over to see what was happening outside the mosque, please go and check for EBF news”

“I’ve just heard there’s a thousand Biffers, no make that 5 faaasand brave patriots and 6 million muslims. SO13 are there with the national guard, dogs and an aircraft carrier”

“Landlord get out of the pub and go and see…….now!”

Muffled swearing is heard as Landlord gets off his stool

“Do you do take outs?”

2 minutes later…

“OK Prole, I’m across the road now, my previous estimates were a little bifferish, there are 30 idiots, I mean patriots holding crosses, flags and election paraphanalia and about 50 or 60 blokes trying to get into the mosque to pray or something. The police are there trying to get the rabid idiots to move on but Screechy seems quite taken with a muslim bloke.” I’m looking for their new bestie Evan Davis but he must be hidden at the back, either that or a dragon has taken him.”

“what about the biffers anything happening”

“Yes Prole they seem to be arguing with the 10’s of thousand muslims that are about brandishing KKK crosses and all. Must have had a kicking the last time they went out as there seem to be a lot of walking sticks.”

“how many muslims….have you been drinking?”

“Yes Prole, and someone has just given me another one…..ermmmmm there’s about 50 people wanting to go into the mosque to pray. The police have turned up. Apparently they were called by someone to say there might be trouble. Blimey someone isn’t going to have an omelette tonight. They’re lobbing eggs at the proud patriots.”

“Anything else”

“Yes the police appear to be moving the biffers on, someone is singing We’ll meet again (or I could have made that up)….Aaah our proud patriots seem to be preparing for the Biffer marathon or something… they are running… yes they are definitely running. Reminds of me of Monty Python. Brave Sir Goldibollocks ran away. Someone has aimed a kick at the biffers, made Eric Cantona look like a murderer. They look very frightened of the 20 or so people going after them. Oh look the police can’t keep up. All that running away is making them fit. The Chief of Staff, Screechy and Goldibollocks appear to be the most frightened, biffer security is in complete disarray.”

After the break more live news from the meant streets of East London…

“Landlord can you tell me whats happening now”

“Yes Prole I can”

“well”

“I’m chatting to the Landlord of the pub in the Shakira Muslim patrol area, and he seems to be the hub of the community. Beer tasted good though!”

“What about the biffers?”

“What about them, they are cockwombles…..hold on”(muffled talking and laughing going on) Apparently there are some light injuries and two biffers have been arrested.”

“How have you got this information”

“Well Prole, I met a journalist who’s a friend of EBF news, he seems to have all the info. Can I concentrate on beer now and will you stop sending me out to cover the biffers there’s only so much I can take!”

“That was the Landlord live in a pub in Whitechapel, anything reported could be rubbish as he has had a couple.