View from a cellar 6

Beer 2Another weekend, another load of racist cockwombles taking to the streets in mass (hahahahahahahahaha) demonstrations. I haven’t stopped laughing since I saw the photo’s and although not condoned, missiles were thrown. Dependent on what view you read it was either them or Antifa.

The North West Infidels decided to try and give out misinformation about where the demonstrations would be, invited a load of Polish Nazi’s over to take Liverpool, trying to fool Anti Nazi’s that they were to shuffle in Manchester. Unfortunately for the fucknuggets, EDL, Infidels and National Action social media accounts are so riddled with Antifa insiders around 300 anti protesters turned up. Riot police attended to keep the little darlings of the right safe, not that they had to send many coppers as only 20-30 right wingers turned up. Carnage ensued, and missiles were thrown, swastika’s were daubed and feelings ran high. Scousers have shown now on 3 occasions that the fash aren’t welcome in a vibrant,multi cultural town like Liverpool and once again the Nazi’s ran off with false bravado cowering behind police shields.

Alan Weston NWI Liverpool Echo riot police protection February 27th 2016

In Luton the leaderless spunktrumpets of the Britain First department of rural affairs descended on the Bedfordshire town, remotely controlled by their two leaders in the Fuhrer bunker near to the police station where they’d had to sign on. Thoughts of an xbox controller with “call of duty” on the Laptops they were using (five faaaaaaasand pounds anyone?)

golding fransen webcam luton remote demoThey decided this would be a jolly jape because they were banned but the activists weren’t. The edited video put out by them had an “asian” policeman doing his job saying that the biffers were not permitted to visit Bury Park, but were welcome to stay in the town centre. When Screechy and Goldibollocks shut up long enough you could just make out the copper telling them the ban was due to them stopping any breach of the police. Not good enough for the gruesome twosome sitting in their bunker, Screechy telling the policeman that they can go where they want. Well, Screechy (and your so called Legal ‘qualifications’) Policemen can ban people from areas if they feel a breach of the peace may occur. Look it up, I could be asked to close my pub if the police felt it could cause issues. The police orders are absolute.

Luton’s residents, some ambivilent to the arrival of the shittroopers, others angry, started to confront them with words rather than bricks or fists but this was interpreted by Biffer High command as “violent” attacks against the “activists”. This was enough for Goldibollocks to release another statement, this time from the car, that his shittroopers were under attack by “political opponents”. We searched high and low for evidence of this viscious attack and couldn’t find any. Surely they couldn’t make it up. The police for once standing in the middle of a shit storm, used their powers (disgustingly according to the Fuhrers). They issued sections for the biffers to leave Luton immediately. In the sense of fair play (Screechy take note) they banned a couple of Anti’s from Luton despite the fact they came from there and arrested another. This the police said would stop anymore breaches of the peace, allow the shoppers and businesses to continue with whatever they were doing and prevent a minor situation escalating.

The way I see it is that the Biffers or rather their hierachy want either one of their shittroopers injured or arrested, the Fuhrers martyred in jail or possibly even hurt so they can pull in more of the disaffected.

stop trident march rally february 2016 London.jpgOn the same day in London thousands and thousands took part in a march. There were no police casualties, no violent protests from the opposite side of the political spectrum, just thousands of people from all walks of life protesting against Trident. This is how to do it Goldibollocks, Locke and idiots from the Infidels. Find something that thousands of people are genuinely worried about, mobilise them and get them out on the street. You see when there is a real reason to come out, one that will unite the masses the silent majority are ready to come out in force. When you try and get the people to mobilise on a racist or Islamaphobic issue you can’t. You may be loud but the genuine patriots of this fine isle have turned their back on you big time.

And thats it. Lets show these disgusting right wingers who the real patriots are, the real flag wavers,marchers and decent human beings. Lets drown out their voices, debunk their claims, hound them at every turn. But let’s do it without violence (although in cricket parlance, lift the seam a bit.)

Cheers

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View from a Cellar 5

Landlord in cellarAnother weekend, another waste of Police overtime, as more fash decide they should take to the streets. This time polluting our ears in Newcastle and Preston. Councils should send the policing bill to these so called patriots for their time as this would certainly stop this stupidity.

A few people on the Exposing Britain First page support their right to protest and so do I, after all it is what makes this country great. Banning these prats would only get them to do flash demo’s and this country’s silent majority have had enough. And we would see the violence back on our streets as we did at Dover.

The police seem to have changed tack slightly and let the cockwombles march but on their terms not the fash leaving them basically getting pissed, walking down an empty street and having speeches(if spouting the vile crap they come out with constitutes speech) well away from the public. They keep the Anti fash well away too knowing that this will just keep the peace.

NPAS Warton EDL Preston image.pngIn Preston the cream of the EDL came to town to protest about (yawn) muslim no go zones, refugees, the child grooming and anything else they could blame on a religious group they hate. As I said in an earlier blog, and watching a video of the area, how they could say Deepdale is a white no go area I don’t know. 5000 Sheffield Wednesday fans walked down the very streets supposedly patrolled by Sharia Police and gangs of muslims and I’ve checked the press – there were no beheadings, fights, Muslamic ray guns, conversions or anything of the sort. I also checked in with the two pubs around and there is no boarding up, no machine gun posts and no tinfoil hats being worn. In actual fact the pubs are flourishing and love being a centre of the community.

I digress, the EDL turned up in ‘huge numbers’. If you believe them around 200. If you believe the anti’s 50. If you believe the police 80-90. I’ll stick with the police. In fact the lack of turn out seems to have started the infighting already and this can only be good for us. The Anti’s numbers, were according to the EDL around 20, Anti’s themselves 400 or the police between 250 and 300 again I’ll take the police figures. The EDL, trying to big it up, tried to tell all that would listen that the Anti’s spent most of the time fighting amongst themselves. As far as I could see they were more busy eating the tea and cakes that the local mosques made and were handing out.

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In Newcastle the even more vile National Action were out in pig masks and Niqabs (or full face masks). This was probably to disguise the fact there was only 15 of them. The rest probably slipped on banana skins or got stuck in lost luggage again. They held their banner calling for whatever (I think it was Refugees not welcome) and for an hour they were laughed at deleriously by the wonderful Geordies. An hour after they pissed off, in the same place around 100 people unfurled a banner saying Refugees Welcome.

You see then two demo’s, the size of which can be debated, that wouldn’t even fill my pub when I have the Rugby (or some footy) on. I had the 6 nations on. English flags and shirts, Welsh flags and shirts, Scottish and Irish flags and you know what – they were all patriotic, all supported their countries, but never once did I hear a racial slur. In fact good rugby was applauded by them all. I guess then that the fucknuggets who have tried to steal our identity along with hoisting our flags to show their hatred of others are losing.

Flag waving needn’t be racist. You just need to kick the idiots out.

Cheers

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Biffers even lie about the weather

We all know about Storm Gertrude.

We all know that the UK is in for some decidedly dodgy weather this weekend.

We all know that the Biffers awkward little shamble through Dewsbury is likely to be a very soggy affair indeed.

We all know that some if not all of Dewsbury’s pubs will be closed throughout the Biffers’ visit because of public order concerns.

We all know that there’ll be precious little shelter available for the fash as they listen to the same old waffle from the same old speakers (again) tomorrow afternoon.

And now we all know that the Biffers even lie about the weather.

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A view from a barstool #16

Beer 2So another week spent wondering where the time goes, how one couple almost keep me in business, working out excuses not to go into the EBF office as Hulk and Tank Girl argue about who has nicked the chocolate hobnobs and why nowhere around there sells the correct brand of coffee or has Mint Tea bags! Unfortunately for them I hate serving coffee. If it was up to me and not the Landlady my coffee machine would be disposed of in the skip outside. Talking of being consigned to the bin outside reminds me of the real reason I am writing this blog. Bloody Britain First.

Before I expose them though some other things have caught my eye this week that may or may not be attributed to the Biffers but have a direct connection with their mantra. Firstly the out-pouring of support for a mosque from locals in Bristol. After a seemingly never ending barrage of hate from the far right, cards and flowers have been sent to them showing support from all faiths (and none). Once again proof that the right wing, hate-fuelled idiots don’t have much support anywhere in the country.

Also, a pigs head was stuck to the fence of a Muslim school in Portsmouth. This school is for children in years 1-4 showing again what arseholes those that follow the right wing mantra are. These are just a couple of examples of what groups like the biffers are brainwashing their followers into.

Apart from a couple of meaningless memes rehashed from right wing sources (for example Japan has cut Muslims off from life or whatever), so easy to debunk, so hard for their disciples to understand the lies they put out, only two things really caught my eye. The first was Dutchy and her first “go” on the 15 quid app news studio. Now I’m really sorry and I beg all of you to forgive me but I couldn’t, just couldn’t, not even in the name of EBF force myself to watch it. So I guessed what she said…

BF Jayda Fransen rant immigrants rape january 2016“Screeeeeeeeeech Muslims, Screeeeeeeeech Sharia, Screeeeeech only we can save you, screeeeeeeeeech send money and screeeeeeeeech police and lefty council persecution…”

And that leads me onto the second item of the week, their march in Dewsbury and their visit last week to try and incite the local Muslims into attacking them. Instead they were totally ignored.

We saw Goldibollocks and Dutchy and a group of ‘activists’ with their banners outside two mosques (why oh why do they appear to only do this when there is no one around, or early morning) handed out their edition of Der Sturmer to bemused shoppers, proudly saying that they have had massive interest in the march (which in my eyes means they may get 100 people to shuffle around a car park). They also said on video that they had been attacked. Again given their track record this would have been recorded and flooded the internet (flooded??? remember the sponsored walk chaps, the just giving page is still here) with their propaganda. The police and the local council have called for them to call it off, the local newspaper has too, although they have been called ‘unwashed lefties’.

Why do they call every bit of media lefties???? Is it because anyone who is to the left of Ghengis Khan would still be too liberal?

They are resolute in their decision to shuffle aimlessly and will only do what the police say if a section 12 is issued. They have also said they have a pub all to themselves for a social just after. Now as a Landlord I have contacts and have been looking about along with my unwashed liberal mates trying to find out where. Like I said in an earlier blog, I and the rest of EBF will harry you wherever you may go. Follow this blog and the EBF Facebook page. If I find further details they’ll be announced here.

BF Jayda video Dewsbury front pageSo apart from that, Teflon Goldibolloks and Slimy Dutchy seem to be untouchable, and this to me means one of two things. The powers that be are turning a blind eye to their antics as it fits with their agenda of demonising a faith and keeping their mates in business, or they are a bunch of conniving informants, advising the authorities on the antics of other groups on the right. There is no way the constant harrassment, incitement carried out by the blackshirted shittroopers could be left uninvestigated unless there was something untoward going on.

And finally what ever has happened to pieman Lewis? Other than possibly being on the naughty boys step, could he be writing a book? A great fictional story called Britain (hahaha) First (hahahaha) Accounts (haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa).

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And with that, before I fall about laughing again (and get divorce papers served) I must go. I think a white flag has been seen atop EBF towers which either means Tank Girl and Hulk have left the building, the hobnob situation has been sent to arbitration with Yifter and Kit or Ant’s handkerchief has floated out of the window. Keep me covered I’m going in!!!!

Cheers

View from a barstool #14

Beer 2Evening all.

So the Christmas tree is chopped up and ready for the fire, the decorations are in the loft and the kids are back at school. The festivities are over for another year and the Christmas lies from the biffers are also consigned to the loft only to be regurgitated around October.

So let’s have a rummage through all things Biffer over the last 7 days. Let’s have a little look…..

Aha obviously a nasty credit card bill just arrived as there is a begging email. Unfortunately the mystic landlady got it wrong so I lost my 50p in the office sweepstake. I can’t believe after all this time of not picking £5thaaaasand. I did this time and the little buggers go and pick £1975. Now I’m not sure whether you’ve ever had to engage a solicitor before but they’re bloody expensive and I’m not sure that 2 grand would do a lot. Just a thought Goldibollocks. If you don’t harass ladies in their homes, don’t wear political uniforms and certainly don’t act like a Cockwomble, you won’t get nicked and you won’t have to pay.

An item on their page inferred that a Muslim gang beat up a white man in Baildon this week.

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The trouble is after reading the paper it appears the assailants were “predominantly white.” There was a predictable outrage over at Biffer central and some of the comments were absolutely vile and disgusting. I understand that the post was passed to West Yorkshire police, and amazingly the post disappeared.

EBF BF West Yorkshire police march Dewsbury re route yawn

Now I’m not into conspiracy theories, (except that Fosters continuously put mind drugs in their barrels), but trying to incite the local population might rather have lead the coppers to re route their shuffle round Dewsbury to a car park and an industrial estate. Another tip for you Goldibollocks, don’t antagonise the cops and they may just not antagonise you. In saying that continue on your shuffle because we here in the EBF group are sponsoring you. If you haven’t seen the page please sponsor us to sponsor them. Funds will go towards helping the victims of the floods (at the time of writing £259 has been pledged).

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Apart from the usual “Muslims are this” and “Muslims are that”, the last thing that caught my eye this week, apart from the landlady’s new hairdo, was the fact they have ditched the conferences (probably because they’ve ran out of places that’ll have them and BT won’t let them have a phonebox) and decided to have a bifferfest instead. Now I’m not sure about you but I haven’t stopped sniggering since, causing the landlady to think I’m having an affair with the barmaid (I’m a grumpy old sod most of the time you see).

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This festival in a field near somewhere is free (tenner for a wee??) where you can learn about British fascism, sorry ‘culture’, have discussions on bifferland, sports, and have food and drink there. It’s also camping so Millets might want to stock Union Flag tents (although given their tendencies to fly them upside down on their shuffles, 10 upside down tents in a field would make me titter. Also do they make bullet proof tents for the commanders in chief? I’m also assuming that it will only be non halal food there, would be such a shame if some did infiltrate its way into their diets. Anyway good luck getting your TENs license not easy when a load of publicans and licensees have words with contacts.

Finally, another page that brought great mirth to me and the others was the absolute foamfest over on the Kingsmill Facebook page over Kingsmill’s decision to become halal certified. Now as some of you are great troll hunters (a new badge has just been made) pop over there, leave a message and sit back.

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Now I must go, something about a buying a handbag for the landlady as penance for being cheerful.

Cheers

Landlord

Biffers complaining because they got what they asked for

The Biffers have been banging on ad nauseum about their forthcoming jolly to Burton-Upon-Trent. They’ll be there on Saturday to protest about a Mosque in Burton for Burton people that was approved by Burton local government for the benefit of Burton’s local community.

Led by Paul Golding of Swanley in Kent, the Biffers will converge on this Staffordshire town to make sure their feelings about a Mosque that has nothing at all to do with them are heard by the local people of Burton.

To facilitate this invasion of Burton, the multi-cultural Staffordshire town that isn’t exactly noted for its racial or religious tensions, the Biffers identified this route for the march through Burton. They even uploaded a helpful image so that their few dozen supporters, unfamiliar with Burton-Upon-Trent would be able to find their way around the unfamiliar streets of Burton.

BF Burton demo map

In an attempt to balance the right of these outsiders (who have nothing to do with Burton-Upon-Trent) to protest with the rights of the people of Burton to remain safe from the violent, racist cockwombles set to invade their normally peaceful home, the local Police have issued a Section 12 notice to control the march through Burton. The route identified in the section 12 notice matches the route the Biffers themselves agreed upon. That seems very reasonable in the circumstances. We’re sure that many Burton people would much prefer that these outsiders were prevented from entering their town at all.

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BF Burton sec 12 2So how did Britain First respond to this generous development? Like this…

BF Burton sec 12 comments

We’ll just leave that there. There really isn’t anything to be said in the face of such insightful commentary, is there?

The voice of  Burton locals seems to be rather more coherent.

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