EBF has a new blog writer

I’m ‘Fluffy’ and I’ll be joining the rest of the blogging team from now on. I hope you like what I have to say.

fluffy-logoI’m not one for pulling my punches – at least not in writing. I don’t mean throwing actual punches. That’s for scumbags like the Biffers who’ve no other way to get their point across. Actual debate’s beyond them so they intimidate and threaten people instead. When people who really aren’t clever enough for politics try to become a ‘legitimate political party’ they get hostile and make arses of themselves. And there’s no bigger arse than Golding.

So expect me to be a bit arsey back. I can’t help it – it’s in my blood.

I’ve been reading through all the previous blog entries here and I have to say it’s really made an impression. I knew Britain First was a bunch of wankers before but I didn’t know just how bad they were until this weekend. These people really are nasty – with a capital NASTY. If you haven’t already had a good look around the blog make a point of it. Especially look at the PDF downloads. They really do ‘Expose Britain First’.

I’m not going to get into the PDF writing thing myself. It looks like it’d take up a lot more time than I’ve got to play with. I’m planning on doing a sort of commentary on the Bifferati’s antics as stuff comes up. Like Grasser-Golding’s whiney video about Jayda’s court case. That might be my first proper blog. When I saw that I just laughed. He’s like a whiney-arsed kid who can’t handle not getting his own way. Come to think of it that pretty much sums up Britain First anyway. They’re mostly just childish little shits who can’t handle the fact that the rest of us don’t mind brown people.

Golding’s problem is he’s still a child. Fransen’s problem is she chose the wrong movement to back. She could have joined a different movement or cause and done such a lot better for herself. She’s the sort of hard-faced cow who’d rise to the top in loads of different groups. But instead of making a killing starting a fluffy-kitten appreciation club with lots of pictures of me and my furry little friends (imagine the Facebook likes that would attract) she joined the fascists instead. So now she’s bitter and a bit disappointed that she didn’t choose more wisely. Oh well. Never mind Jayda, lass. You’ve made your bed. Now you’ll just have to lie in it. Be careful though – Golding has a medical condition. You might want to look it up. It’s called nocturnal enuresis.

As for all the other Biffer glitterati, they’re hardly worth mentioning (but I will). There’s Lewis the middle-aged loser who sees the Biffers as his last chance to make something of himself. He’s right… it is… and he won’t.

Then there’s Lomax the military ‘expert’ who thinks pot noodles will be ok for field exercises in Wales. What a joke he is! He’ll be next for the political uniform charge, I should think. The arrogant little turd just won’t be able to help himself but wear his black ‘security’ hoodie with its ‘chief of staff’ badge sewn on like a cub scout’s jumper. I’ll have to watch him. He’s going to be too funny to ignore.

Lee Cooper’s keeping his head down. He might be waiting for further instructions from Jimbo about who to talk to next. He seems to be a bit of a go-between fencing deals between the money men and the street thugs. Guess which camp the Biffers fall into. I’ll give you a hint – they’ve no money.

There’s so many names to get familiar with. So many far right fools to take the piss out of. I hardly know where to start.

Most of the senior women have gone – defected to other fash groups before the Britain First legacy destroys them as well. So have most of the regular supporters of both sexes. Every event they hold gets less and less people attending. Even their supportive Facebook comments are nearly all from overseas. There aren’t many Brits left who haven’t seen through them. Even the genuine fash know that the Biffers are only about making themselves rich. That’s why they’ve all gone off to join other far right nationalist groups instead of giving all their spare cash to fund Golding’s and Fransen’s champagne lifestyle.

So I think I came in a bit too late myself. I’d have loved to be writing about the Biffers when they actually looked like they could’ve been something big. Reading back over the blog’s previous posts that looks like it might have been fun. But as Johnny-come-lately I’ll just have to put up with deriding them as they collapse. That’ll be fun too in its own way.

So look out for the moniker: Fluffy. You’ll be hearing more from me in the future.

 

A view from a barstool #39 by Landlord

Beer 2“It’s the most wonderful time in the world” so the Christmas song goes. Nope the grumpy, athiest Landlord hasn’t taken leave of his senses nor has the barmaid ran off with me. It’s the time that some unwashed lefty landlords and I get together to do CAT tests on the promotional barrels of Hobgoblin (rather a lot of them) and discuss all things fascist and how we go about countering them around the country. Also they help me to write this blog. Last year they helped me on Bigot brother or big Bigot, this year we have come up with a new soap opera, Bigot Street. Hopefully someone picks it up or it could be a bigger failure than Eldorado. Forgive me any typos please, writing this after a few pints of the nectar probably isn’t the best time to do this.

This is set in a street that the fash dream of, a late 50’s terrace and people leaving the doors open. At number one a rather rotund gentleman known as Goldibollocks lives, a British flag or seven decorating both front and back, so it appears there are more people there than is thought, he appears to be the leader of the gang. He doesn’t work for a living just cons everybody and pretends to be a political heavyweight whilst being shit scared to enter into debates.

At number two is a loud mouthed harridan called Screechy who spends her days again not working but living off the begging bowl. Everyday she changes her security arrangements paid for by unsuspecting members of the public that think she does more than just screech at anybody that doesn’t pray to her particular god. She also tells all that she is a legal whizz having studied at Bigot Street’s local college, ‘The School of Hard Knocks’. She appears to have a hatred of anyone that doesn’t think the same way or is slightly tanned. She was in awe of Goldibollocks but now appears to be happier with her uncle.

Number 3 is the local newsagents, ran by a man who everyone calls Uncle Jim. He seems to like black and white flags and calling for crusades. He has all the newspapers in the shop, The Express, Mail, Brietbart. He’s the local lay preacher that hates homosexuality, Catholics and Islam. This could change depending on who he can fleece the most out of. He hates socialism but seems a bit taken by the Russian president.

Number four is a Fatman who works at the bakery. This bakery sells nothing but pies. He is a touch more literate than the others and although the bakery never opens although there always appears to be pies there in the morning. Mr Lewis is also treasurer of the streets council as he has the batteries for the calculator and the typewriter. He also can’t be trusted with the local church fêtes banner as it seems he loses them too easily.

Number Five is lived in by security guard Lomax. He is never seen without a stab vest, body camera, dodgy gloves and heavy walking stick. He seems obsessed with Screechy and Goldibollocks as he follows them everywhere they go like a faithful lapdog. He really should be licenced but can’t con anyone to put him through the course as he is too far down the hierarchy of Bigot Street. He is most likely to run in the opposite direction of anyone tanned.

Next there seems to be a confused gent. He hates immigration but has a name like Carmelo. He seems hell bent on getting into the A team and climbing the ladder of the hierarchy and closer to the honeypot. He seems to want to take on the immigrants with a stab vest, camouflage and a ruler.

At number seven, although on the outside of the main team is Nasty Nick. He seems to have talked his way in by sucking up to Uncle Jim. He has political ambition and appeared on the TV being owned by an audience. He wants all his fellow bigot’s to follow him to Hungary to set up racist world but no one wants to invest.

At number eight, although his house has the number 228 on it is a chap called Broomfield. He has the number 228 as although a paid up member of the gang he is an embarrassment to the high command.

Here I must stop with the houses, mainly due to the fact the Hobgoblin is taking effect.

At the end of Bigot Street there is a pub. A real olde world one with bar billiards (would have been a snooker room but Screechy and Goldibollocks kept taking it for filming). This pub sells great British beer like Stella, Carlsberg and Guinness. The top shelf of Smirnoff, Bacardi and Jim Beam, you know none of that foreign muck here. The Bigot’s stand around the old Joanna singing patriotic songs and wishing it was 1958 when blighty wasn’t overran by johnny foreigner, we all sang the national anthem and we respected the law of the land (as long as it wasn’t made by communist police and the lefty lackeys of the judiciary. The bigot’s talk long into the night deciding that a wall round their street complete with machine gun nests and barbed wire before toddling off for a non halal kebab.

So that’s the idea, I only need firty faaaaaaasand paaaaaands to get it off the ground. Can you chip in.
TARGET firty faaaaaaasand
Amount conned a midget gem, a marshmallow, three buttons and a safety pin.

Anyway, I should be back next week cuddling another barrel and reporting on all things biffer if the hangover goes and I have bought a big enough anniversary present for the wife.

Toodlepip

Robin Lomax’s political uniform

They really are asking for it, aren’t they?

Paul Golding and Jayda Fransen are on bail for wearing political uniform.

Steve Lewis was arrested for the same offence a week or two ago.

Robin Lomax was visited by the old Bill in respect of the same offence (also a couple of weeks ago) and now the silly boy goes and does it again.

BF East London Mosque ELM Robin Lomax political uniformchief of staff head of national security 2

How is a black (“security”) jacket with the Britain First insignia and arm patches proclaiming the wearer’s rank as ‘chief of staff’ and ‘National head of security’ not ‘uniform’?

Numpties!

We look forward to hearing about Lomax’s arrest shortly.

Landlord reports for EBF News from Whitechapel

Welcome to EBF News bringing you an independent view on all things Biffer. I’m just hearing in my earpiece (paid for by hobnobs, not patriots) that Landlord has been naughty again, refusing to watch Biffer TV and has been sent to the East London war zone (or ‘East London’ as we like to call it). We’ve decided to send him there as he likes a beer and being in Shakira controlled East London he won’t be able to get one. Over to you Landlord, what’s happening.

Beer 2“Well Prole, thanks for sending me here. From my vantage point in the Leman Tavern serving only the finest Halal ale, there are a couple of Lager pumps, Guinness, a couple of ales and a lovely atmosphere”

“Landlord, we sent you over to see what was happening outside the mosque, please go and check for EBF news”

“I’ve just heard there’s a thousand Biffers, no make that 5 faaasand brave patriots and 6 million muslims. SO13 are there with the national guard, dogs and an aircraft carrier”

“Landlord get out of the pub and go and see…….now!”

Muffled swearing is heard as Landlord gets off his stool

“Do you do take outs?”

2 minutes later…

BF East London Mosque ELM Robin Lomax political uniformchief of staff head of national security

“OK Prole, I’m across the road now, my previous estimates were a little bifferish, there are 30 idiots, I mean patriots holding crosses, flags and election paraphanalia and about 50 or 60 blokes trying to get into the mosque to pray or something. The police are there trying to get the rabid idiots to move on but Screechy seems quite taken with a muslim bloke.” I’m looking for their new bestie Evan Davis but he must be hidden at the back, either that or a dragon has taken him.”

“what about the biffers anything happening”

“Yes Prole they seem to be arguing with the 10’s of thousand muslims that are about brandishing KKK crosses and all. Must have had a kicking the last time they went out as there seem to be a lot of walking sticks.”

“how many muslims….have you been drinking?”

BF tens of people gather East London Mosque“Yes Prole, and someone has just given me another one…..ermmmmm there’s about 50 people wanting to go into the mosque to pray. The police have turned up. Apparently they were called by someone to say there might be trouble. Blimey someone isn’t going to have an omelette tonight. They’re lobbing eggs at the proud patriots.”

“Anything else”

“Yes the police appear to be moving the biffers on, someone is singing We’ll meet again (or I could have made that up)….Aaah our proud patriots seem to be preparing for the Biffer marathon or something… they are running… yes they are definitely running. Reminds of me of Monty Python. Brave Sir Goldibollocks ran away. Someone has aimed a kick at the biffers, made Eric Cantona look like a murderer. They look very frightened of the 20 or so people going after them. Oh look the police can’t keep up. All that running away is making them fit. The Chief of Staff, Screechy and Goldibollocks appear to be the most frightened, biffer security is in complete disarray.”

BF run away from East London Mosque

After the break more live news from the meant streets of East London…

“Landlord can you tell me whats happening now”

“Yes Prole I can”

“well”

“I’m chatting to the Landlord of the pub in the Shakira Muslim patrol area, and he seems to be the hub of the community. Beer tasted good though!”

“What about the biffers?”

“What about them, they are cockwombles…..hold on”(muffled talking and laughing going on) Apparently there are some light injuries and two biffers have been arrested.”

“How have you got this information”

“Well Prole, I met a journalist who’s a friend of EBF news, he seems to have all the info. Can I concentrate on beer now and will you stop sending me out to cover the biffers there’s only so much I can take!”

“That was the Landlord live in a pub in Whitechapel, anything reported could be rubbish as he has had a couple.

The Mayoral debate (innit?) by Landlord

Picture the scene, Goldibollocks marching into a (real) TV studio, with his henchmen to meet Screechy’s bestie Nick Robinson. The prospective mayoral candidates are all being granted a 20 minute interview and Der Fuhrer and his shittroopers are on their way for their turn. In front of a TV audience of several Goldibollocks, looking like the thug statesman he wants to be is getting made up ready for his chance to shine.

The announcer. Welcome to all of you tuning into this q&a between Nick Robinson and Mr Goldibollocks of the biffer party, keeping Britain British and all that innit. Lady and Gentleman please welcome Mr Robinson and Mr Goldibollocks.

(cue Benny Hill music)

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  1. NR. Good afternoon Mr Goldibollocks
  2. That’s just what I expect from you lefty journalists calling everyfink afternoon. In Britain it’s now evening, it’s already a muzzie conspiracy, I thought screechy told you that down in Rochester.
  3. Well in my defence I didn’t know who she was.
  4. See another conspiracy from the biased lefty media against our legitimate political party. She’s the darling of Britain and I didn’t move in with her just to be able to get on the ballot paper, oh no, that’s down to those bastards at EBF that is, those people will hang when we take over power HAHAHAHAHA.
  5. You can’t go around hanging anyone who disagrees with…..
  6. (shouting to Lomax) Commander in Chief take his name for the hanging list
  7. Can I start the interview now Mr Goldibollocks
  8. So you have applied to be Mayor of London and your family and deputy are up for the London Assembly. Can I start by asking why?

PG Well we was having a beer down the Old Dog and Duck and that Mooselimb Sid Khan was on the tv giving it all that. Then I was having a Cuzzer with Screechy and the high command I almost spat my Korma out when they said anyone could be Mayor. I told my muckers to find out all about it, get it funded by our twelvty million gullible supporters, and Jims my Uncle here I am.

  1. But that’s not a real reason?
  2. You’re already trying my patience, you appeaser. I want to take my party into oblivion obviously.
  3. We had a look at your accounts and there seems to be more holes in there than substance, if you can’t manage your own accounts how can London trust you with a budget of Billions?
  4. Well Stevie is no good a keeping banners but seems to be able to do our accounts. We use the Barings bank method and hide our heads in the sand. If anyone questions us we have our back up plan…ban the burka, no more mosques, no more halal.
  5. But there is a budget of 16billion last year how will this be distributed?
  6. Ban the Burka, no more Halal, No more mosques.
  7. What is the total amount you, as an individual, earned from Britain First including salary and expenses?
  8. Well I had a good year last time out. The gullible fools on our Facebook Page provided all that the high command required to live on. I mean look at Screechy’s tits they ain’t cheap. And hiring a pool hall for an evening that ain’t a couple of quid.
  9. You call them gullible fools aren’t they going to see through you now.
  10. Most of them are bought likes, the others are mostly from the US who think they can vote!! The money keeps rolling in it’s great!!

(A loud wail is heard as Screechy shouts)

Screechy. Goldi!!! Shut the fuck up for God’s sake!

  1. EBF BF Golding's MummyGiven that except for Jayda every BF candidate this May is either a relative or neighbour of your mother – this is just ‘jobs for the boys’ style nepotism isn’t it?
  2. Have you seen the rules for the election, must have been drawn up by some lefty muslim. I mean how can I get my high command in when they don’t live in London. My Ma and family are fully behind me and if I knew what nepotism meant I’ll hang you.
  3. If indeed Britain First is a Christian organisation, why does almost every Christian branch reject Britain First, and why does Britain First speak ill of certain Archbishops, when they have gone against Britain First?
  4. No one is more Christian than us, No One I tell you, have you seen our triumphant marches with our crosses. The other branched of Christianity are nothing but libtards and unwashed lefty muslim appeasers who will be hung so High Priestess Screechy can take her rightful place on the throne.
  5. Why does Britain First not talk out against white, English (and often Christian) criminals (including terrorists), when they expect Muslims to denounce Muslim criminals (including terrorists) every 30 minutes?
  6. Because white christians never ever break the law. In fact when I am leader of the universe all white christian crime will be wiped from the record books, as long as you hold a cross or a bible you will have done nothing wrong. And if you wear fleeces with our emblem you get to stone a muzzie.
  7. Why does Britain First continue knowingly to flout the law, and then get annoyed when they have been caught?
  8. Ban the burka, no more mosques and Ban Halal.
  9. If IS are deemed to be true Muslims by BF, due to following the Qur’an very literally, does this mean that BF are not true Christians as Jayda should not be speaking according to very literal text ?
  10. Not in our Bible…the Biffer cherry picked verses bible.
  11. There is criticism that you have tried to say that only Muslim men are capable of grooming and sexual offences against minors yet one of your own is on the sex offenders register. What do you say to those who raise this issue?
  12. Well Nick you lefty, ban the burka, ban Halal and stop building mosques.
  13. This is going well. How about this question. how will you maintain the status quo in the capital with its diverse multi culturalism?
  14. Status Quo! I liked ‘Whatever you want’.Status Quo whatever you want.jpg
  15. The question still stands
  16. Well seeing as I’m building a wall just inside the M25 to stop anyone slightly multi-cultural or foreign-looking getting in… London for the British. Ban Halal, Ban the burka and stop building mosques.
  17. So that’s the sum total of the Biffer manifesto then, Ban the Burka, Ban Halal and close all mosques.
  18. Not at all. We stand for more pies for Stevie, free tit jobs for all Biffer high command, new banners, Freedom of the City for Uncle Jim. Loads really.
  19. You are having rallies outside the capital. As people not in the capital can’t vote isn’t this a little silly?
  20. This is where you lefty media types are wrong. All our millions of followers can vote for us, postal vote forms are being posted to America, Coventry is a well known area of London and we will not be stopped. It’s all lefty Muslim appeasers that have stopped non Londoners from voting and we will not stand for it.

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  1. What happens if you don’t win and all this has been a tremendous waste of money?
  2. Uncle Jim has already told us we will win and he’s never wrong. I mean we have Knights and shit behind us. And if we don’t it will be because the vote has been rigged by the establishment to keep us out.
  3. So to sum up your attempt at seizing control of the capital, you will ban the burka, ban Halal, tear down the mosques, kick out anyone non-white, rape the banks, put banners up, buy more pies, make a hate preacher ‘Freeman of the city’, hang lefty’s and screw this great capital into the ground.
  4. About right, but I’d also make the admins and followers of Exposing Britain First watch our compendium of videos of Screechy until they repent.
  5. Well I’d like to thank you for this interview. Like to, but I can’t, you useless bunch of spunktrumpets.

Meet Jake Elstone

Although little more than a child, Jake Elstone has big dreams.  He got into ‘politics’ a couple of years ago when he followed his cousin, Paul Golding into the family business and became a fascist. From his early Biffer beginnings as a glorified Britain First tea boy he quickly rose through (or rather bypassed) the ranks to become part of the Biffers’ laughable National Executive Committee. This is the nerve centre of British fascism, the operational HQ of the party that wants to take our country back from whoever they think might have stolen it. The committee includes such intellectual heavyweights as Steve “Pieman” Lewis, John “Nazi” Percivaldi and of course Paul “Der Fuhrer” Golding himself. With that sort of intellectual pedigree on offer young Jake should fit right in.

So far as IQ goes he’s ranked somewhere between ‘Walt wrangler’, Robin Lomax and ‘Intelligence officer’, Paul Besser. That just about puts him on a par with BF ‘Chief of Facebook’, Anthony Blunn (along with most of the planet’s microbial population). With this sort of genius leading the operation it’s no wonder that the rest of London’s candidates are so frightened. And make no mistake – they are frightened.

We know they are because Jake’s ‘cuz’ told us so – repeatedly at demonstrations across the land (until he had to answer bail because he’d been naughty).

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Undeterred, young Jake has put himself forward (along with several relatives and most of his Aunty Christine’s neighbours) as a candidate for the London Assembly.

Far be it from us here at Exposing Britain First to criticise a young man in his early twenties for having ambition. We think it’s good and Cousin Fuhrer must be very proud of him and cousin Nancy for taking on such massive odds. But we do wonder what the presence of so many of Golding’s mother’s offspring and neighbours means for ‘the only party to confront Islamic extremism’.

London’s a big place with literally millions of people eligible to stand as candidates for its prestigious assembly.

Is this really the best they could do? Maybe Bexley just has an unusually high incidence of political masterminds, most of whom seem regularly to enjoy a nice cup of tea and a chocolate digestive round at ‘Nazi Christine’s’ house.

Perhaps they’re not quite as popular in the capital as they’d have us believe.

Doing Jayda’s job for her

Jayda Fransen used never to tire of telling us that she has a law degree. Nowadays she’s a bit more retiscent to talk about that. Perhaps that’s because we exposed the truth about her unfinished correspondence course in basic law. Or perhaps it’s because she got bored of academia (and all the hard work it involves) and moved on to easier, more entertaining activities like screaming at brown people and baiting the police.

Either way, given her alleged knowledge of British law you’d think she might be able to put a few Biffers straight about legal processes like police bail, rights and restrictions, the wearing of political uniform and the nature of subversion and sedition. But no – apparently she’s content to let them carry on being just as ill-informed as ever. She hasn’t even bothered to inform Britain First itself about the huge legal trap they’re falling into not just as individuals but as an organisation.

So we thought we’d educate them ourselves. We’ll do Jayda’s job for her because she’s clearly not going to. That’s a shame in itself – it would be nice to see her do something that’s actually useful for a change.

Let’s begin with the political uniform thing.

EBF BF Law abiding Biffers political uniform Luton Smurf Bail Fransen GoldingBack in 1936 the Public Order Act was passed banning the wearing of political uniforms and the militarisation of political organisations. The rise of paramilitary politics like the British Union of Fascists had been a step too far and the government acted to preserve the principles of democracy and freedom of expression that we all hold so dear.

That law has since been amended and updated, the most recent version being the Public Order Act 1986 which upholds the uniform and political militarisation bans as well as additional injunctions against stirring up racial hatred.

Public order act 1986

You’d think Jayda would have thought to warn her cronies about this one, wouldn’t you? Apparently not. She’s such a genius!

Britain First’s track record on racial hatred is well known. We’ve blogged about it many times including here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here… etc (the list goes on and on). Evidence of their religious discrimination (also unlawful) can be found here, here, here, here, here, here, here and especially here… etc. But what’s all this about uniform?

Britain First occasionally try to convince us that their fleeces (with the unauthorised use of the Royal crest) are not actually uniform. But their own communications amongst themselves show just how ridiculous that assertion really is. In keeping with their Walter Mitty aspirations to play soldiers they have insignia to denote rank and function, even using coloured clothing to denote function (a bit like Star Trek). This wonderfully obvious exchange contains a comment by Robin Lomax, the Biffers’ ‘armed forces division commanding officer’ talking about black ‘security’ beanies (yes – beanies). It may well be laughable but it’s still criminal!

EBF BF Black security uniform hats

Then there’s a more recent exchange (also involving Lomax) about rank insignia that we’ve reproduced below.

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Steve “Pieman” Lewis is currently on bail (as are Der Fuhrer and his deputy) for wearing political uniform in relation to Britain First. Their legal team (or at least their excuse for more fundraising) seems so far to have been unable to make these very serious charges disappear. That’s hardly surprising. This stuff goes to the heart of British democracy and to disrupt our democratic process this way is a form of sedition, arguably even treason. The whole point of Britain First’s nefarious activities is to disrupt our established system of representative democracy, even calling for the execution of current politicians. If that isn’t treason we really don’t know what is!

So come on Jayda – tell your cronies how the law works. That way they might be able to avoid looking quite as stupid as they do when they post ill-informed rubbish like this.

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Come on Dutchy… sort it out!