Oh how we laughed!
It’s true. The EBF office fairly rocked with laughter today as the news broke about poor Pieman’s prolonged incarceration. According to Britain First the unfortunate fascist was arrested in a midnight raid and bundled off to captivity in a South Eastern police station (presumably without the benefit of pasties).
The Biffers tell us that they arrested him for wearing political uniform outside a London mosque some days earlier. That seems a little unlikely to us.
They further claim that he’d been held for 16 hours for that offence and no other. That seems unlikely too.
We wonder if the Biffers are telling us the whole truth. Actually that’s not true. We don’t wonder at all. We’re absolutely certain that there’s more to it than that.
We’ll keep an eye on the news and see what transpires. Watch this space for more information as it becomes available.
We’ll also let you know if anything comes of the Biffers’ demand that their ‘patryoots’ jam up the police station’s telephone lines to demand Pieman’s release. We’re not sure but could that be classed as some sort of incitement? Perhaps it’s a form of wasting police time? It may even be an attempt to pervert the course of justice.
We’ll let you know what happens.