Childish EDL plan to disrupt Birmingham Mosque ceremony

This is a secret so don’t tell anybody!

Using their super-secure private Facebook group, Paul Locke’s ultra-competent English Defence League oafs have hatched yet another cunning plan. In utmost secrecy, without any chance of outsiders getting a sniff of the action Locke’s layabouts have planned yet another piss-up. They’re not known as The Imbibing Brotherhood for nothing!

The excuse for this drunken rampage is a ceremony to inaugurate a new Mosque.Paul Locke EDL Birmingham mosque May 2016

Lots of Imbibers plan to attend but only if they can get pissed first.

Paul Locke EDL Birmingham mosque May 2016 where to meetAs the aspiring national leader he is, Locke has taken steps to ensure his drunken mates will be well-pissed before they get to the Mosque. He’s even promised to make contact with a local pub, attempt to get the landlord to break the law by banning Muslims from his premises and arrange a pre-rampage piss-up venue. We’re not at all sure how successful that will be and for all we know the 3 Horseshoes won’t have anything to do with Locke’s Losers but it may be worth avoiding the place on Sunday if you fancy a quiet meal with the kids.

After all, they’ll be turning up to sully the pub’s atmosphere whether the landlord approves of the EDL’s racist views or not,

Paul Locke EDL Birmingham mosque May 2016 3 horseshoesWe’ll be passing on our information to W. Midlands police so hopefully the imbibing brotherhood won’t manage to cause too much disruption. It’d be a shame if they were allowed to spoil this important event with their loutish behaviour. This looks like a public order offence in the making to us. There might even be a conspiracy charge in there for all we know.

That’s for the police and the CPS to decide, of course.

 

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Locke the ‘expert’ shows his ignorance again

EDL Imbibing brotherhood brethren Bibo ergo sum in vino veritasPaul Locke, the up and coming would-be leader of the Imbibing brotherhood claims in speeches and through his social media ranting to be something of an expert on Islam. He regularly announces to all who will listen that he has read authoritative Muslim sources on the Quran and Sharia and is well placed to interpret and understand the anti-Western, anti-Democratic ‘evils’ of Islam. Or so he says. We think he’s just lying.

We don’t believe he’s read any authoritative texts and the very idea of a drunken EDL member spending time reading anything more complicated than the hate-filled Daily Mail seems unlikely to say the least.

That doesn’t stop him spreading his ignorant, defamatory lies though. Nor does it stop him displaying his uninformed arse on a very regular basis. The stupidity is strong in this one!

Paul Locke money laundering EDL ignorance of Islam

If Locke really was the expert he claims to be he’d know that the issue isn’t money-laundering – it’s usury (the practice of profiting from other peoples’ financial problems by lending money at interest). Muslims are forbidden from taking advantage of others’ misfortunes in this way. They can lend money but they can’t charge interest on those loans. That’s the real reason why they concern themselves with the idea of Halal (permissible) and Haram (forbidden) financial dealings. They want to be sure that their transactions aren’t Haram.

We can’t help wondering why Locke’s first thought was to do with money-laundering. We do know that the EDL’s first leader, Tommy Robinson was convicted of financial fraud and there have been plenty of rumours and allegations about the financial dealings of many other senior Imbibers so maybe it was the first thing that came into his head. Who can say?

What we do know is that no ‘expert’ in Islam would have been so stupid as to think anything sinister when they came across the above passage. If Paul Locke’s an expert in anything it’s spreading slanderous and libellous bullshit about a group that he and his pissed-up cronies know nothing at all about.

Good try Paul – keep it up – you’ll start making sense one day, we’re sure!

View from a barstool 23

Beer 2A video free week! The guys let me off with nothing more than a ticking off for not treating EBF towers with respect. Three boxes of monkey nuts strewn across the floor made sure of that. Fortunately no one yet has managed to work out how the vacuum works (we’re good at memes, computers, investigations and trolls but seem to have a complete brain fuzz when it comes to anything else) so if the guys need me or if they get the bloody thing working I’ll make my way back to the office for another penance.

I don’t know whether I’m suffering a disorder from being forced to watch Screechy on the videos last week but I am starting to believe them on one thing. They do appear to be putting effort into the London Mayoral election. Letters from the Electoral commission seem to confirm they are going ahead with it, telling them that the three slogans they wanted to use were inappropriate. Cue predictable indignation and muslims blah blah blah zzzzzzzzzzzzz. They seem to think that the free mailshot, and the TV exposure is worth the money they are going to spend. Well make that American, Australian and the few knuckledraggers left that actually believe them in this country’s money.

EBF BF London mayor commentsScreechy needs her fix. Indeed, one of the leaders of the EDL calls them “money first” which shows the rift flowing through the right-wing cockwombles and the various groups. But I digress. Goldibollocks and his puppetmaster seem to think that he will run rings round career politicians on the TV debates, and the hustings, something that I can’t wait for him to try. I’ll be laughing my face off! He only has two calls to make… Muslims and lefteye traytors!!!

EDL Paul Locke BF money first Mayor London Sadiq KhanHe thinks that he can bring his brand of subtle racism (‘subtle’? That bloody video has affected me) and blatant islamaphobia to probably the most diverse, multicultural and liberal of capital cities in Europe. The people of London will probably treat Britain First as more of a joke than the Monster Raving Looney party. (with which Screechy has previous experience). I can see them making a grand entrance into the count (probably wherever Saddiq Khan is) and making thorough tits of themselves as they and their shittroopers shout slogans and generally show themselves for the fuckwits they are.

Screechy went on the rampage in London once again, looking like a drug crazed harridan and certainly making fun of her assertion that she is under house arrest, she confronted the extremist hate preacher Anjem Choudary. Now don’t get me wrong, Choudary is an extremist and he is someone that to a man here at EBF we dislike immensly and would like to see brought in front of a judge and jailed……oh thats right he is going to be although his mates at Britain First have probably given him a monopoly card and I doubt it’s collect £200. Britain Firsts, and Screechy’s behaviour to this vile man is nothing more than incitement.

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Calling him coward is rich when his bail conditions state he is to have nothing to do with Britain First, talk about his case or appear on social media. But this is not good enough for good ol’ Screechy. Claiming a victory for Britain, she told us that he is a coward when faced with her and her cronies. Now knowing who goes around with Screechy wherever she goes, I would assume that Anjem saw six or seven knuckledraggers, a possibly high Screechy, a camera and thought that fucking off and closing his door would be the best policy. Then getting onto his phone to his legal team and laughing all the way to another month of waiting. Britain First pulled this stunt the day before his last court appearance and once again did the same. If they have somehow undermined this chance of Choudary being tried I think there will be an uproar.

As they were strangely quiet last weekend we’ve got a new game here at the office, guessing where will the wankpuffins turn up this week and where will their new Fuhrer bunker be? As we were all wrong this week the prize of a packet of hobnobs (remember the flooded out warehouse) will be doubled. All you have to do to enter is send us a virtual 5 faaaaasand paaaands and you will be entered.

Curry

Thats it for this week must go and see what the rugby fans have done to my stocks and take the Landlady out for a riproaring curry.

Cheers

View from a cellar 6

Beer 2Another weekend, another load of racist cockwombles taking to the streets in mass (hahahahahahahahaha) demonstrations. I haven’t stopped laughing since I saw the photo’s and although not condoned, missiles were thrown. Dependent on what view you read it was either them or Antifa.

The North West Infidels decided to try and give out misinformation about where the demonstrations would be, invited a load of Polish Nazi’s over to take Liverpool, trying to fool Anti Nazi’s that they were to shuffle in Manchester. Unfortunately for the fucknuggets, EDL, Infidels and National Action social media accounts are so riddled with Antifa insiders around 300 anti protesters turned up. Riot police attended to keep the little darlings of the right safe, not that they had to send many coppers as only 20-30 right wingers turned up. Carnage ensued, and missiles were thrown, swastika’s were daubed and feelings ran high. Scousers have shown now on 3 occasions that the fash aren’t welcome in a vibrant,multi cultural town like Liverpool and once again the Nazi’s ran off with false bravado cowering behind police shields.

Alan Weston NWI Liverpool Echo riot police protection February 27th 2016

In Luton the leaderless spunktrumpets of the Britain First department of rural affairs descended on the Bedfordshire town, remotely controlled by their two leaders in the Fuhrer bunker near to the police station where they’d had to sign on. Thoughts of an xbox controller with “call of duty” on the Laptops they were using (five faaaaaaasand pounds anyone?)

golding fransen webcam luton remote demoThey decided this would be a jolly jape because they were banned but the activists weren’t. The edited video put out by them had an “asian” policeman doing his job saying that the biffers were not permitted to visit Bury Park, but were welcome to stay in the town centre. When Screechy and Goldibollocks shut up long enough you could just make out the copper telling them the ban was due to them stopping any breach of the police. Not good enough for the gruesome twosome sitting in their bunker, Screechy telling the policeman that they can go where they want. Well, Screechy (and your so called Legal ‘qualifications’) Policemen can ban people from areas if they feel a breach of the peace may occur. Look it up, I could be asked to close my pub if the police felt it could cause issues. The police orders are absolute.

Luton’s residents, some ambivilent to the arrival of the shittroopers, others angry, started to confront them with words rather than bricks or fists but this was interpreted by Biffer High command as “violent” attacks against the “activists”. This was enough for Goldibollocks to release another statement, this time from the car, that his shittroopers were under attack by “political opponents”. We searched high and low for evidence of this viscious attack and couldn’t find any. Surely they couldn’t make it up. The police for once standing in the middle of a shit storm, used their powers (disgustingly according to the Fuhrers). They issued sections for the biffers to leave Luton immediately. In the sense of fair play (Screechy take note) they banned a couple of Anti’s from Luton despite the fact they came from there and arrested another. This the police said would stop anymore breaches of the peace, allow the shoppers and businesses to continue with whatever they were doing and prevent a minor situation escalating.

The way I see it is that the Biffers or rather their hierachy want either one of their shittroopers injured or arrested, the Fuhrers martyred in jail or possibly even hurt so they can pull in more of the disaffected.

stop trident march rally february 2016 London.jpgOn the same day in London thousands and thousands took part in a march. There were no police casualties, no violent protests from the opposite side of the political spectrum, just thousands of people from all walks of life protesting against Trident. This is how to do it Goldibollocks, Locke and idiots from the Infidels. Find something that thousands of people are genuinely worried about, mobilise them and get them out on the street. You see when there is a real reason to come out, one that will unite the masses the silent majority are ready to come out in force. When you try and get the people to mobilise on a racist or Islamaphobic issue you can’t. You may be loud but the genuine patriots of this fine isle have turned their back on you big time.

And thats it. Lets show these disgusting right wingers who the real patriots are, the real flag wavers,marchers and decent human beings. Lets drown out their voices, debunk their claims, hound them at every turn. But let’s do it without violence (although in cricket parlance, lift the seam a bit.)

Cheers

Frightening the fash

They’ll tell you they go where they want.
They’ll tell you they’ll never surrender.
They’ll tell you they’re not scared.
They’ll tell you they’re popular.
They’ll tell you all sorts of silly things but the truth is embarrassingly different.

Today saw the culmination of literally months of hard work and undercover ‘espionage’ by British fascists trying to fool Antifa about their whereabouts.

EDL Liverpool 2016 Paul Locke smug bravado

It was a strategy with only limited success. On the one hand they managed to fool several of their own number who turned up at the wrong venues in pathetically small numbers…

They went to Newcastle

NEI Newcastle February 27th 2016

They went to Manchester…

EDL Manchester February 27th 2016

They went to Walsall…

EDL Walsall February 27th 2016 Antifa

All this misdirection backfired on the fash who might have managed to double their turnout to something approaching 150 if they’d been more honest. The problem with paranoid groups like these is that they can’t even trust their own members enough to tell them the truth. The result was obvious.

Fortunately for them the Antifa information was more accurate and so the opposing forces (that the fascists were so unafraid of) turned up at the right place, after all. Once again the courageous patryoots were surrounded and terrified in Liverpool.

EDL Liverpool February 28th 2016

These brave fascists who go where they want (as long as nobody minds) were thoroughly terrified by the Antifa, who apparently don’t scare them a bit. They stayed safely behind police lines whilst the opposing numbers grew until several hundred Antifa made it clear just what they thought of them.

Alan Weston NWI Liverpool Echo riot police protection February 27th 2016

Their cowardly cowering surely didn’t impress the handful of Polish Nazis who had made the trip in solidarity with their British counterparts. Apparently the spirit of solidarity doesn’t stretch both ways as the fine, brave British boys left their Polish mates to get a really good kicking from Antifa. The cream of English white trash were too busy hiding behind Liverpool’s genuinely brave police to offer their international comrades any assistance. NFSE, eh? We think not!

Alan Weston EDL Liverpool police February 2016 Liverpool Echo

Where were the Biffers whilst all this was going on? You may well ask. They were in several places.

Their illustrious leaders began the afternoon in Bromley police station where they were required to answer bail. Of course, they’d much rather have been in Luton but the law is the law and they’re getting more and more frightened of breaking it. So much for their oft-asserted disregard for the corrupt rules of an Islamist British establishment!

golding fransen webcam luton remote demo

Then they moved to an undisclosed location (not too far away actually) to direct proceedings in Luton where the rest of their ‘band of brothers’ were causing trouble out of uniform. They’re scared of breaking the law too.

They might not have been all that scared though. Apparently Pieman Lewis has been arrested for assaulting a woman. The news of his arrest is still unconfirmed and it may not be true but it’s plausible enough.

He has a history there, as do all the Biffers. They’re much more likely to have a go at women than men. It was Lewis, after all who bravely intimidated a tiny, middle-aged anti UKIP activist in Margate last year. It was Lewis who thought nothing of attacking a group of mainly female performance artists in London and it was Lewis who bravely surrendered the original Britain First banner to male Antifa in Trafalgar Square. These brave white folks really are impressive, aren’t they?

EBF BF Law abiding Biffers political uniform Luton Smurf Bail Fransen Golding.jpgThe really interesting thing about the Biffers in Luton today is the lack of political uniform though (unless you count a Smurf costume as ‘uniform’). The transparency is obvious to everyone except the Biffers themselves who still seem to think this sad handful of ‘paytrioots’, now stripped of even their cherished uniforms are actually doing something constructive. In reality they’re just as scared as the rest of Britain’s racist, fascist groups.

Bloody entertaining though!

View from a Cellar 4

Landlord in cellarMore midweek shenanigans from the wonderful world of the right wing. I’ve been looking through the pages on facebook and in the papers and not a great deal is going on over in bigotland, the brand new theme park for the foaming right.

“Roll up roll up bigoted ones and racists all, for today we have all of you in one place.”

The EDL to the right, Pegida to the right, biffers on the evangelical right and thugs like the infidels, National Action and the NF to the far right. A foam fest of grand proportions for one day only.

There’s Goldibollocks and screechy preaching to their 120 followers wanting to take “are country back” This area comes complete with bible reading area (Brian Blessed type voice as we know the struggle with reading) Lefty Jounalist Pinata’s, a shop with stab vests and newspapers and a handy Police station for anyone who’s on Bail.

Oooh look There’s Pegida with stickers all over their mouths…..oh and a Pakistan flag…. all 127 of them with begging buckets. Tommy is there with MI5,MI6 and the rest of the intelligence community standing with him in case he wants to grass his former mates up. It appears Tommy has been on a ride as he seems to have taken a bashing coming out of a club. His police mates are looking at over a million suspects. This area comes with a dream factory as he’s delusional over 10000 people out on his next march and the management of Bigot World will have to get another couple of acres.

EDL Imbibing brotherhood brethren Bibo ergo sum in vino veritasPaul Locke and the EDL seem to have found Stella world, complete with directions on how to give the best Nazi salute. At least he seems to have found a couple of hundred like minded souls to keep him company. This part of the park includes handy advice on how to not get your Facebook pages hacked and how to scream about banning the Burka while still wearing face coverings.

Aha! Finally we have the real thugs and bigots. They are all bunched up in one. The infidels who are currently on an unsupervised march with no police protection as they haven’t told anyone….apart from Antifa, other groups and the police on social media. Where they are comes with handy Section 35 orders and instructions on how to get yourself nicked in one easy take. National Action are visiting a great area, a shop with banana’s and a left luggage office to take cover in the event of rain (or antifa). Their white knuckle ride is called “Scouse” and has them cowering in the corner. And it looks like the National Front have turned up..all 15 of them to show us Enoch was right.

It all looks so sweet until closing time when they seem to get on each others nerves, forget their percieved enemy and turn Bigot world into one big riot. Security (with real trained operatives with real licenses) turn up but along with the rest of the general public just can’t help laughing at these fucknuggets and their followers.

Oh well back to work now…look out for a view from a barstool this weekend with the news of the arrest of Screechy and Goldibollocks. I’m going to have to hide away well away from the Landlady.

Cheers

Tommy Robinson confuses the flock

The most obvious, most noticeable characteristic of UK fascists is their inability to maintain original thoughts. They have no critical thinking skills, no ability to discern fact from fiction and so no clue what their opinions ought to be. They always need someone to tell them what they believe – otherwise they become angry and confused.

Usually the message is simple and unambiguous. Something like…

• White people good
• Brown people bad
• Muslim means brown

• All Muslims are paedophiles
• All paedophiles are Muslims
• White paedophiles are ‘the exception that proves the rule’

• All brown people are terrorists
• Immigrants are terrorists
• Terrorists aren’t refugees
• No immigrants are refugees
• They’re ‘fakugees’ (that’s a clever sounding word, innit?)

You get the idea. So long as nobody contradicts their narrow, unthinking world view all is well. But watch what happens when one of their leaders says or does the wrong thing.

Tommy Pegida Birmingham backfire 1

But wait – most of the people marching under the Pegida flag were only there because Tommy used to lead them against brown people from Pakistan in the EDL. Oh dear. That’s confusing. What’s a fascist to do?

Tommy Pegida Birmingham backfire 2 quilliam

That’s it – reject him. If we all turn our backs on him and pretend he’s not there he’ll go away, won’t he? Won’t he? Please say he will.

Sensing the burgeoning existential crisis about to sweep over the Imbibing Brotherhood like a wave, up and coming leader and Solihull ‘Division commander’ (they have such grandiose titles) gave them a less confusing and much more familiar solution. Just batter Tommy and anyone who still believes in him. That should do the trick.

EDL Paul Locke reaction to Tommy Robinson Pegida Pakistan flag.pngIt’s ironic that these people whose only solution to every problem is to beat some poor sod up for having a different (even if only slightly different) opinion think they know what’s best for this country. And not only UK but Europe, the world and, worst of all, for desperate refugees whose plight the drunken EDL can’t even begin to imagine. It takes more than a drunken punch up to solve complex problems, Paul.

It takes more than a bunch of uneducated, drunken, white supremacist scumbags to solve the subtle problems of international relations.

It takes diplomacy.
It takes understanding.
It takes mutual respect.
It takes a commitment to peaceful negotiation.

It generally doesn’t involve fists or large quantities of cheap lager!

EDL Imbibing brotherhood brethren Bibo ergo sum in vino veritas