A Landlords apology by Landlord

Porridge Tommy Robinson prisonNope it doesn’t happen very often, in fact almost unheard of, but I am sorry.

I believed the hype, Goldibollocks and Screechy jailed, then I find Tommeh has gone down too, the world has just got better, only Hatie Slopkins for a full house and the ale would flow better than the Gypsy Wedding I have just dealt with(swap Guinness for ale though) I gave up, not fighting bigotry, racism and the like but I gave up, I had a few weeks of being with my kids, talking to my wife and not worrying about the shit that’s flying. I gave up caring about the cunt in the White House or what the cunt in 10 Downing Street is doing to fuck our lives up. In all honesty I became human again, Facebook was just an F on my phone, Twitter was a distant memory, my web history was 18+ viewing and not Islamophobia, my life became a bubble……..I gave up, I’d had enough, could no longer be arsed. But then I was shaken out of it, I’m back (ish). I hate bigotry, racism, bully’s, money grabbing fraudsters and wankstains so I’m not going away.

I hate the way social media has become a mouthpiece for hatred, I hate the way the right wing exploit this, I hate the way that you can block or report those that challenge your views, I hate the way Real Ale costs so much, I hate the way the Jeremy Kylers have taken celebrity to another level.

I play/ed sport to a high level..sportsmen and women are heroes. Not politicians, not right wing media whores but those that represent their country, not wankers who wrap themselves with the flag.

So Tommeh the hero, his fans go wild and Stephen Yaxley Lennon is now more famous than Harry Kane, Joe Root and Anthony Joshua. Or is he………

The gruesome twosome are in this for the cash l, no one can deny this, so who is SYL or syphilis as I like to call him… arrested, charged and jailed he ain’t a KFC bargain bucket. He’s a racist cunt, like Goldibollocks and Screechy but he’s a cleverer racist cunt. His rap sheet is mahoooooosive, from wife beating to mortgage fraud, it’s almost “if you’ve got a crime get me out of here. This is the SYL who has been filmed beating the shit out of fellow race goers, who was on tv as a racist cunt and is now languishing behind bars. Is there any difference between him and our favourite racist cunts……. nope.

Goldibollocks and Screechy are all about money, five faaaasand her for a van, five faaaasand there because our system was hacked, 20 faaaasand for court cases, the rap sheet goes on and on , and Stephen Yaxley Lennon( he hates us using this name)is exactly the same, but cuter

He uses Rebel TV as his mouthpiece, and from moles inside this he was defrauding them, he set up his own platform to con more money out of the sheeple, he is in love with For Britain and Anne Marie Waters, he WAS the leader of the EDL who apart from the NF, BNP and Combat 18 the most racist of Potato groups in this country. And he asks l, just like Screechy and Goldibollocks, for money. SYL, Goldibollocks and Screechy. Two cheeks of the same arse.

So here’s a promise to you here at EBF, I may not buy as many hobnobs, coffee and custard creams as I did, but I ain’t letting the cuntspangles off the hook for a minute.

Toodlepip

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Tommy Robinson is not my hero

Tommy Robinson, the erstwhile founder of hate groups like the English Defence League and Pegida UK is out of action today. It’s not entirely clear what happened but various far right sources are claiming he’s gone down for 13 months after being found in contempt of court yesterday in Leeds.

Robinson, who was already on a 3 month suspended sentence for contempt of court in Ramsgate live-streamed himself outside Leeds Crown court yesterday commenting on the trial of various alleged child groomers and paedophiles. Previously claiming to be a reporter for ‘Rebel’, a Canadian far right news outlet, Robinson now has his own independent ‘news’ outfit although quite how it’s funded is far from clear. He seems to have ignored a reporting ban imposed on the trial and thus found himself arrested for his pains.

EBF TR Leeds court arrestedHis online video showed him being arrested, apparently for ‘breach of the peace’ but then subsequent online claims by his supporters cite contempt of court. It seems that this much at least is correct.

It’s interesting that he’s rumoured to have been given 13 months when his suspended sentence was only for 3 months. We’ll have to await the official reports to find out exactly what the truth is.

That didn’t stop the usual far right crowd from building themselves a rather rickety little bandwagon and filling it to capacity with a handful of supporters to protest about ‘free speech’. Not that this is anything to do with free speech. It’s almost certainly about justice, non-interference with court cases and reporting bans imposed on ongoing trials.

The stupidity of the far right in misunderstanding the nature and purpose of UK law (you know – the thing they want ‘Johnny foreigner’ to respect) is so commonplace it hardly raises an eyebrow in the EBF office any more.

EBF KT TR NiemollerWhat did sicken us was the disrespect and blatant hypocrisy of Katie (Hatie) Hopkins. This outspoken haridon, this advocate of all things Aryan, this hater of humanity had the audacity first to plagiarise and then to distort Pastor Niemoller’s famous anti-nazi poem, “First they came for the socialists…”

To liken Robinson to those who opposed the Nazis in pre-war Germany is like comparing your local butcher with the national vegetarian society. Robinson, like Hatie herself has much in common with the nazis who so persecuted pastor Niemoller and next to nothing in common with the decent people of UK who fought against them.

Tommy Robinson is being lauded as a hero of free speech when really he’s nothing more than a jumped up football hooligan who saw an opportunity to turn hatred into hard cash.

We hope he really has gone away for 13 months but quite frankly – we have our doubts.

View from a barstool #52 by Landlord

My Wednesday was a weird one, marching around like an expectant father wondering if the Hobgoblin I was drinking was going to taste like bitter bitter or sweet bitter as my phone was constantly updating the Kent Live website as the hour got closer to D-Day.

Beer 2Then at 1444 the first verdict was read out followed by the others. Screechy guilty on 3 counts and Goldibollocks 1. The cheers were massive, well would have been if there were more than old Albert, his dog and Betty the cleaner in the pub, my grin from ear to ear, and grumpy Landlord even bought a glass of Chardonnay and a pint of best for my clientele. My word, 2 years of exposing the falsehoods of Screechy and Goldibollocks and finally a result not even Tommeh, uncle Jim or the remaining biffer braincell could spin as a positive result. The usual outrage from potatoes near and far but none could really dampen my spirits. Notifications from other groups started flying in, my phone red hot as other anti fascists groups I frequent also got the news.

But hold on a minute you grumpy sod, there’s more to come, the sentencing, surely there’d be jail time, or not. Nervousness set in, myself and other admins thinking a big fine and a suspended sentence, would Screechy and Goldibollocks really be carted off in the back of a G4S van (probably to escape) or would they surrender and get away with it, so back to Kent Live.

BF fash golding fransen court sentencingWhen the gruesome twosome had their previous read out and the prosecutor said there were aggravating features the old smile started to return, surely we’d get what we wanted!!! Then 3 impact statements were read out….the first person said she had been left traumatised and attributes the loss of her unborn baby squarely at the door of Screechy. Whether it was or not this was a punch in the hooter for Fransen. The second lady stated that she was in danger of losing her job but more telling was in her own words She said: “I felt there was nowhere to go to hide from what Britain First has done to me and my family.”

“What scared me about this was how a person who did not know me or my family could manipulate me or my family in this way.”

The third statement again was telling “ I attended the police station several times. It made me feel very sad and threatened as I had done nothing wrong.”

He states that friends did not believe he was not involved in the 555 rape case and that he lost a long-time family friend as a result of the incident.

He said he lost his job, with his employer ‘worried about trouble coming to the workplace’.

He added that his wife had had a miscarriage as a result of the stress surrounding the incident.

So damning, now surely they’ll go down but then the twist, as Screechy and Goldibollocks’ solicitor (not barrister as their previous begging letters said they needed) didn’t want any pre sentencing reports but as the judge said they had breached the custody threshold the fucknuggets, suddenly shitting themselves, decided to bravely have reports made. Cue EBF admins sobbing thinking that they would be let free so the reports could be prepared. But the judge was having none of this and now we could see what bollocks Screechy and Goldibollocks could come up with to try to wiggle out of it.

So another wait, another couple of pints, I obviously picked the wrong day to give up smoking. And then it came……the lies, EBF admins shocked and wishing we could send the court evidence of the huge porkies that they spouted. Surely they had perjured themselves.

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Here I’ll copy Screechy’s first..: “She is a single lady.
“She is concerned if she is in prison she will not be able to undertake her duties to the party.”
She added: “She is disappointed at the outcome today. She said she thought she was acting in a lawful manner, if she knew she was not acting in a lawful manner, she would not have acted that way.
“She said moving forward, she will change her conduct.
“She said her views in terms of the political party will not change, what has changed is how she will conduct herself.”
She added: “Both defendants were unsure about the impacts their actions had on the victims.”……….

So much bollocks in so few sentences. She knows exactly what she did and her conduct will never change unless she surrenders completely.
Now Goldibollocks’ statement which seemed to have even more falsehoods than Screechy’s …

“He is a single man. He lives alone. He is solely funded in finances by his party.”
She added: “He has been diagnosed as suffering from anxiety. He has no drug abuse issues and is described as tee-total.

“He does feel disappointed by the outcome today. He says in future he will conduct himself differently.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“He says he doesn’t intend to do this type of protesting any more. He said he wants to move more towards main stream way of campaigning.
“He does accept mistakes were made by his actions but he plans to learn from that.
“His main concern if he is given a custodial sentence is how it will impact upon his relationship with his daughter” Teetotal my fucking arse, drug free(chortle) sorry can’t do anymore I’m in tears here.

Why is interesting is that his income is solely from the biffers, so when the potatoes send money to buy new offices, computers, solicitors or anything Goldibollocks has now admitted it pays for him to swan around like a half pint Mussolini, a fascist cunt who relies on conning and scamming his sheeple. Cut the money off, no more Goldibollocks or Screechy.

So can I spare a thought for them as they are starting their sentences, well no…….and yes. No because right now I can get back to being a dad and husband but yes because I hope they are shit scared every second of every minute of every hour of the day.

In truth this could be the beginning of the end, Belfast next, HFA suing them after but you can be sure we’ll be harrying them until the very end. So to all of you I raise my glass and say CHEERS let’s enjoy our first real victory.

Toodlepip

Deeper and down

I remember a song my dad used to play in the car when I was a girl. I don’t know who it was by but they were a popular band back in the dark ages when he was a teenager. He used to put the cassette (remember those) in the car stereo on our regular trips around the Lincolnshire countryside and it always seemed to make him drive really, really fast. He and my Mum would be singing at the top of their lungs, burning the repetitive refrain into my young brain with every journey. I can hear it now, the heavy base line and repetitive guitar that seemed to be the same for every song they played. And today, for some reason I just can’t get that lyric out of my head.

“Down, down… deeper and down”

Cue bass line (ba dum ba dum)

“Down, down… deeper and down

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And the reason this particular earworm is haunting me today? That’s easy. Golding And Fransen are going down, down, down… deeper and down

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Down, down… deeper and down!

Yes, that’s right – their luck has finally run out. Today we got the verdicts of their first array of charges. There are more to follow but these were the first. Fransen faced four charges of various counts of harassment and was found guilty of three of them. Golding faced three charges and was convicted of only one. But here’s the good news…

Both have crossed the ‘custody threshold’ meaning that both are liable to go to prison. We’re awaiting pre-sentence reports before the actual sentence is passed but the case against them is pretty damning and considered alongside their previous ‘form’ it isn’t looking good for the fash this afternoon. See below for a blow by blow, minute by minute account of the day these thoroughly unpleasant and dangerous fash got their just desserts.

5:11pm

BF Golding drinking mock the right‘Folding Golding’ has already promised to ‘surrender’ and refrain from ‘this type of campaigning’ in future. He accepts that ‘mistakes were made by his actions but he plans to learn from that’.

So much for ‘No surrender!’

Apparently he never touches drugs or alcohol either!

Will Fransen fold as easily as her glorious Fuhrer?

5:15pm

Erm… We’re afraid so. This just in…

In future she will “change her conduct”. “What has changed is how she will conduct herself”

Will the judge buy it? Is anyone that naïve as to believe a word these neo-Nazi scumbags say? Only time will tell.

5:22pm

Kevin Smallcombe defending effectively said that not everything they do lands them in the dock. No kidding. Not everything Charles Manson did was illegal anyway – but plenty of it was – and plenty of Fransen and Golding’s actions are illegal too. When your only defence amounts to a statement that sometimes you do legal things too you’ve got a pretty weak stick to lean on.

Smallcombe asked the Judge to treat Fransen’s 3 convictions as if it was only 1. Fat chance of that. The judge said he’ll have regard to the ‘totality of the sentence’…

Down, down… deeper and down!

5:48pm

Custodial officers have entered the dock to stand beside the fash. This is getting interesting. Not long to wait until we can open the chocolate Hobnobs!

5:52pm

Golding gets 18 weeks – he’ll serve at least half and has to pay £500 compensation.

5:56pm

Fransen gets two consecutive 18 week sentences and another concurrent 18 weeker alongside, totalling 36 weeks in the slammer. She gets to fork out 2 grand compensation too.

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Yes, we know, we know – it doesn’t seem like nearly long enough but remember that this is only the beginning. There are more charges to come.

Wait until the Northern Irish courts get their hands on Dutchy and Goldibollocks. Now they really do know what to do with people who go around stirring up religious hatred and inciting violence.

Are you two scared yet? You should be!

 

View from a barstool by Landlord

Beer 2Wow, what a lot to think about in the last month and a half. Defections, court cases, the Northern Irish branch of bigotry, court cases, sex assault allegations, court cases all wrapped up in a huge dose of begging communication from Biffer towers. Also a huge amount of blind eye turning, fake tears oh and just a sprinkling of running away.

Where to begin? Well I suppose we’ll deal with the Belfast court case, a visit to town hall and a huge amount of laughing over here as Councillor Bigot tries to wiggle free of an investigation by city hall. So Screechy travelled over to Belfast to answer charges of “using threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour” at the huge peace rally of 30 potatoes. Goldibollocks turned up with a huge entourage, well 5 tits, some of whom have questionable pasts, who haven’t heard of slimming world to back up the newly self appointed potato Queen. He was promptly arrested along with Banksy and Rimmer (no this isn’t an episode of Red Dwarf) on hate charges. Although the trial will be at a later date not all was lost for our intrepid racists as Councillor Bigot showed the Queen around and let her try on the robes. Queen potato Screechy liked the look of the Mayoral throne so much that she decided it was hers and perched her Englishish (Dutch) arse on there leading to outrage. Councillor Bigot is to be investigated and she wailed to her Facebook cronies in indecipherable babble that she hadn’t done anything wrong (well that’s what my Bigot auto-translate said so things are going well there then.

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The sex assault allegations against Goldibollocks are still under investigation so I won’t comment much on them. I just wonder, given Screechy’s testimony recently whether the latest begging bowl email is for leaflets attacking ‘The Rochdale One’!!!!

Fast forward to this last week and the trial of another deranged potato Darren Osbourne and the intimation that Screechy, Goldibollocks and Tommeh had either been in contact with him or their writings and videos had radicalised him into running over a Muslim at Finsbury Park Mosque. Even if it is only a little bit true will we now see widespread condemnation of right wing hate preachers. Tommeh, Hopkins, Screechy and Goldibollocks are just as guilty in my mind as the disgusting Hamza and Choudhary. Every time I see them spout on about Muslims being radicalised in their mosques I will make it a mission (at least until I am banned or blocked) to mention Mair and Osbourne.

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The resignation of Steve Lewis is another amazing event in the last 60 days. Steve is the banner losing rather rotund chap who has been a member of the inner circle for as long as I can remember. A member of Security, writer of the accounts and privy to a lot of happenings. His rather public resignation (now taken down for whatever reasons) stated that he couldn’t live with the scam artists and pisstaking that the high command are now taking. Andrew Edge and others who have basically taken over whilst genuine potatoes like Steve are pushed out. Some have said that Steve was the acceptable face of the Biffers but a cunt is a cunt and he is definitely one. However it is fun to watch as former trusted members of the Fuehrer bunker resign so publicly.

With Steve gone, and therefore light on security a couple of chaps spotted brave Sir Goldibollocks in Curry’s (what a name of a shop to be in) and as he came out confronted him. Goldibollocks bravely fled back into the shop shitting himself and hid. I guess when confronting Muslims the biffer rules are

1) make sure there are BFD about and
2) make sure said Muslims are over the age of 70.

BF EBF Jayda Fransen Fuhrer in waitingThe defection of Stevie came as a forerunner to the trial in Folkestone around Biffer videos of the Ramsgate 555 kebab shop rapists. Now most of us were probably sad enough to keep refreshing the Kent Live update pages and so if you did you probably read wide eyed about what happened and the blatant lies from our cowardly biffers. Whether or not they caused a stillborn baby, the way it looked to me that the ferocity of the harassment is enough to send them down. The bit that had me laughing more than anything was when Goldibollocks said he knew nothing of what was going to happen. Well Goldibollocks that, I’m afraid is another load of smelly steaming bullshit. As leader of your potato movement if you didn’t know maybe you are leader in name only and should step aside and let Queen Screechy take over as moley has intimated on numerous occasions that she wants to do.BF Belfast bigot Bunting

60 days in which the biffers have collected £40k and are now asking for life members at a knock down price (you do get a signed pic of Screechy and Goldibollocks) to sign and donate a potato pledge, a monthly direct debit to cover their drinks, parties, drugs and holidays. To grease the palm of Councillor Bigot, to keep the thug Edge onside.

So there you have it 60 days 2 court cases, a reprimand, a defection, a con or two and a surrender. I haven’t even mentioned Trump and his put down or my favourite photo of the 60 days….Goldibollocks sitting waiting to go into court in Belfast , just round the corner from a huge stainglassed window with the words No Pasaran.

Toodlepip

Moley is no more

BF Rotherham FB meme Feb 28 2016Either you accept the reputation of a ‘grass’ or you turn a blind eye to injustice because not to inform on injustice, on thuggery, on betrayal of the people who support you is to allow that abuse to continue.

One of BF’s most senior officers, a regional commander no less, used to lead a double life. This person wasn’t only a well-known Biffer who will remain nameless, he was also Moley.

 

 

Beginning with EBF he graduated actually to gain the courage to tell the police what he knew on several occasions. He made it difficult for the rest of BF’s inner circle to operate. He made it easy for the police to know exactly what to look for on various raids of BF property. He told us things that often we were unable to publish directly but which we alluded to in several posts and memes.

And so it is with great sadness that we must report the untimely demise of Moley, our spy in the camp. A person who, far right or not, had the courage and integrity sufficient to spot a scam when he saw one and actually to do something about it.

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His regular dispatches to EBF central for no reward other than the occasional hob nob with his tea will be greatly missed.

Of course this was inevitable and Moley knew from the start that this day would come. He knew he‘d never be trusted again by the right wing of UK activists and he’s no wish to join the left. The price of his conscience is political suicide. But Moley couldn’t stand by and watch the likes of Golding and Dutchy accept payment under false pretenses. Even as he too was accepting ‘donations’ for spurious purposes (to refuse the cash would have been too suspicious) he was plotting the destruction of the Britain First cash cow. He told us that he couldn’t continue conning his far right comrades out of money they could ill afford just to see the proceeds disappear on Golding and Fransen’s “coke and jollies”.

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As it happens we did OK out of that money too. Moley did buy the occasional packet of Hobnobs for the EBF office. By the time Golding reads that he’ll be looking forward to his own tea and prison issue digestives – perhaps they’ll choke him. The verdict may be delayed but it’s coming and everyone knows it.

Moley is now safely outside of the BF camp having let himself be gradually ostracised for some time. He’s OK with that. Not that he plans to retire. In fact he’s looking to hook up with a couple of former contacts, people who used to be on the periphery of BF but who might not know about the evidence against him.

If he can make it into that inner circle too we’ll give it a respectable few months and then begin again. After all, BF may be finished but there are other scammy cokeheads on the rise.

Go on Moley – go for it!

Fransen & Trump: A most undiplomatic incident by Landlord

Trump Fransen tweets shame.pngI was going to write my annual piss take with some Landlord friends of mine along the lines of I’m a racist cockwomble get me out of here. Instead with the diplomatic incident caused by Screechy and cohorts I thought I’d talk about that instead.

The media whores that are biffer high command think they have done it and have thrust themselves into the limelight. Questions in the House, multiple press interviews and a spokeswoman saying butt out. The reason, well, the Orange shitgibbon that calls himself president retweeted three of Screechy’s videos and now high command are wanking over the thought of all this publicity.

But far from leaving the team here at EBF banging our collective heads against the desk and giving up, as the dust settles and Screechy putting Biffer heads above the parapet it seems to have backfired spectacularly.

Biffer HQ have said they have been inundated with new members, probably from the US to rip off however a few extra Facebook likes and twitter follows are more likely the truth.

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The media reports have been to a letter uncomplimentary even Brietfart and the Heil being disparaging, those interviews I’ve seen show Screechy running out when questioned closely, the trigger question…”have you actually spoken to the Orange Shitgibbon?” They proclaimed victory over the odious and right wing LBC radio host Nick Ferrari when all I could hear was that she couldn’t answer any question he asked. They’ve even call Nigel Fartage a lefty now showing how far right they think they are. So the press ain’t helping them.

The questions in the House of Commons showed how much our elected officials think of the biffers. Although they had to be careful what they said so as not to prejudice future court cases.

Then along comes the sting in the tail, Screechy put their head above the parapet again and the press were ready. We’ve known about certain allegations for some time now, choosing not to say anything until they were substantiated. Goldibollocks is under investigation not for the size of his appendage but for a sexual assault. We understand that the investigation is ongoing but he, this paragon of Christian virtues, someone who confronts alleged wrongdoers (not bravely but with his shittroopers in tow) is now under investigation for the very thing he supposedly hates.

The press have also confirmed they are a group and no longer a “legitimate” political party. They failed to pay the £25 registration fee in time (must have spent it all on their jaunt round Europe). So now on their days of handing out the disgusting racist pamphlets on the streets one assumes they will be seeking council permission to do so.

The press have now intimated more forcefully than we could, the closeness between the biffers and the killer of Jo Cox and they’ve also shown two of the three videos retweeted by the cuntspangle in the White House to be bollocks.

So as the High Command prepare for their phone box racism (or conference as they like to call it) the biffers are starting to implode thanks to the white supremacist in charge of the western world, the two Fuehrers are on bail, Goldibollocks is being investigated for a sexual assault and the begging letters continue. There’s a hell of a lot more for us to raise our glasses to rather than bruise our heads on our desks.

Oh and Screechy, what time is your new bestie landing and getting off Air Force One to share a Vol au Vent?

Toodlepip