A view from the cellar 8

Landlord in cellarOnce again apologies for my lack of blog over the weekend, the family are away and a weeks bachelorhood has caught up with me.

Apologies are due as well to the biffers, we never thought they’d do it but they have, Goldibollocks has reached the required funds for the mayoral campaign, and his family and Screechy have made it onto the list as candidates for the London Assembly. So now the hard work begins for us…hassle and expose them at every turn. The great thing is they will be going head to head with skilled debaters, career politicians and interviewers who won’t take the blatant lies they come out with (if they get interviewed at all.) The Fuhrer-bunker seems to think that their brand of islamaphobic tosh will be lapped up by white Londoners all over the capital.

Here’s my take on a possible interview with Jezza Paxman…

  1. JP. Welcome to Paul Goldibollocks and Screechy Fransen who have become leading contenders in the race for mayor and London assembly.
  2. GS. Thanks Jeremy, Can I just say that there will be no more mosques in London and the current ones pulled down so we can build more churches.
  3. JP. Thanks for that. I need to ask what you will do with the £17 billion budget that you will have once you take up the role.
  4. GS. We will make sure that Greggs are on every corner of every street, our mate Stevey Lewis then can walk about with our shittroopers making sure that anyone wearing a burka will be made to change into revealing get up. Then we will build a wall round London, kick the immigrants out and keep London for the white English.
  5. JP. Controversial stuff, what about policing, health care, social housing, lighting and all the other things that are needed.
  6. GS. Well there will be no need for police as when all the immigrants go there will be no crime, my private security team will make sure of that. Health care will be fine as the muzzies will no longer take up any time, lighting is no problem as the sun shines out of screechys arse. We’ll have around 16 billion to spend on Screechy’s tits and holidays. Also we can repay Uncle Jim.
  7. JP. So Screechy what about you what are your first few days in office going to be like?
  8. No more mosques, ban the burka, god is great, prayers for everyone, bloody muzzies?
  9. JP. So what about the…..
  10. GS. Stop bullying us, we’ve told you with no muzzies, no burkas and no mosques and all will be sweet.
  11. JP. but….
  12. GS. Typical lefty journalism, appeasers and bias against us.
  13. JP. Surely you can tell us..
  14. GS. I’ve told you before I’m telling you again, my security team are just getting the nooses ready now, all the problems in London are muzzies.

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We’ve looked everywhere but can’t see how the very fuck they are going to be able to talk about anything other than their disgusting “keeping Britain British”  mantra. They will have no answer to the established parties asking them proper questions about the budget, yet they see this as a chance to go into the mainstream of British Politics. Somehow they think that a million or so likes on Facebook equates to large swathes of support on the ground. I’m hoping that when they get hardly any support they’ll realise that all they are is media junkies, no better than those who go on the Jeremy Kyle show or try out on the Xfactor pop Idol thingy. Goldy and Screechy, no one listens to you, no one wants you, and London certainly doesn’t deserve your publications or papers.

Tommy Robinson smirkThe far right came out to play again at the weekend, firstly in Dover under the guise of supporting our truckers. The casuals that were there barely managed to get 50 people on the ground to march along the seafront. They were countered by around 800-1000 antifa. The local Tory bloke wasn’t happy and seemed to slam the ‘lefteyes’ for blocking the road to stop the fash..needless to say the twatter lines slammed him. Secondly, our mate Tommy was back with his new breed of racism in Birmingham with Pegida. A staggering 30 people turned up for a stroll round a deserted industrial estate despite the boast that this march would attract 10000. He wants another go and now will take his brand of bollocks to Rotherham.

Pie and Mash, they who left the EDL for being too nice, want to go to back to Dover at the end of the month, a move that can only mean one thing, a drunken brawl.

So once again, although the headlines are all about a triumphant move for mayor, the far right can’t get anyone out to support them.

Now I think I better toddle off and do a weeks washing up before the Landlady comes home.

All ship shape and Bristol fashion

EBF BUF Bristol 12 March 2016The New British Union of Fascists, a tiny bunch of wannabe Black-shirts with an ‘action-man style’ uniform fetish are making a bid for big-boy status. Like brave little soldiers trying not to cry on the way to the dentist these Dad’s army refugees are soon to put their collective heads straight into the lion’s mouth. They’re off to Bristol!

In some towns the fash can muster a small amount of local support. Most are indifferent to them, seeing them only as an inconvenient obstruction to be avoided whenever possible. But some…

Towns like Bristol have a long history of running the far right out of town. They’ve seen neo-nazis of various stripes from the BNP and NF to the EDL and countless other sad groups of fash literally run in terror from Bristol’s #Antifa. It’s such a well-established tradition that Bristol parents are developing a fash-themed version of ‘Whack-a-mole’ to introduce their children to the habit.

This is the place where a miniscule group of uniformed, beer-gutted, middle-aged men (who are definitely past their prime) plan to prove how hard they are. For some unfathomable reason their Fuhrer, Gary “Blakey” Raikes thinks Bristol is the place to be. We think he might not have though this through.

What could possibly go wrong?

View from a Cellar 5

Landlord in cellarAnother weekend, another waste of Police overtime, as more fash decide they should take to the streets. This time polluting our ears in Newcastle and Preston. Councils should send the policing bill to these so called patriots for their time as this would certainly stop this stupidity.

A few people on the Exposing Britain First page support their right to protest and so do I, after all it is what makes this country great. Banning these prats would only get them to do flash demo’s and this country’s silent majority have had enough. And we would see the violence back on our streets as we did at Dover.

The police seem to have changed tack slightly and let the cockwombles march but on their terms not the fash leaving them basically getting pissed, walking down an empty street and having speeches(if spouting the vile crap they come out with constitutes speech) well away from the public. They keep the Anti fash well away too knowing that this will just keep the peace.

NPAS Warton EDL Preston image.pngIn Preston the cream of the EDL came to town to protest about (yawn) muslim no go zones, refugees, the child grooming and anything else they could blame on a religious group they hate. As I said in an earlier blog, and watching a video of the area, how they could say Deepdale is a white no go area I don’t know. 5000 Sheffield Wednesday fans walked down the very streets supposedly patrolled by Sharia Police and gangs of muslims and I’ve checked the press – there were no beheadings, fights, Muslamic ray guns, conversions or anything of the sort. I also checked in with the two pubs around and there is no boarding up, no machine gun posts and no tinfoil hats being worn. In actual fact the pubs are flourishing and love being a centre of the community.

I digress, the EDL turned up in ‘huge numbers’. If you believe them around 200. If you believe the anti’s 50. If you believe the police 80-90. I’ll stick with the police. In fact the lack of turn out seems to have started the infighting already and this can only be good for us. The Anti’s numbers, were according to the EDL around 20, Anti’s themselves 400 or the police between 250 and 300 again I’ll take the police figures. The EDL, trying to big it up, tried to tell all that would listen that the Anti’s spent most of the time fighting amongst themselves. As far as I could see they were more busy eating the tea and cakes that the local mosques made and were handing out.

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In Newcastle the even more vile National Action were out in pig masks and Niqabs (or full face masks). This was probably to disguise the fact there was only 15 of them. The rest probably slipped on banana skins or got stuck in lost luggage again. They held their banner calling for whatever (I think it was Refugees not welcome) and for an hour they were laughed at deleriously by the wonderful Geordies. An hour after they pissed off, in the same place around 100 people unfurled a banner saying Refugees Welcome.

You see then two demo’s, the size of which can be debated, that wouldn’t even fill my pub when I have the Rugby (or some footy) on. I had the 6 nations on. English flags and shirts, Welsh flags and shirts, Scottish and Irish flags and you know what – they were all patriotic, all supported their countries, but never once did I hear a racial slur. In fact good rugby was applauded by them all. I guess then that the fucknuggets who have tried to steal our identity along with hoisting our flags to show their hatred of others are losing.

Flag waving needn’t be racist. You just need to kick the idiots out.

Cheers

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A sad farewell

Team EBF is a little thinner on the ground today than we were this time last week. Being part of a group like EBF can be stressful and sometimes differences arise that just can’t be resolved. It’s nobody’s fault – it just happens.

I’m stalling because I really don’t want to type the next few lines but I think I must. So here goes….

Hulk and Tank Girl have come to the decision that they must leave the group. That doesn’t mean they’re no longer going to involve themselves in fighting the fash – they’re far too dedicated and committed as individuals for that.

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Those of us who remain are genuinely sorry to see them go. Tank Girl was a relative newcomer to our ranks but she most certainly proved her worth and her contributions to EBF were invaluable. She was (and is) a fine friend to the page. Hulk has been with us rather longer and I don’t think I need to point out to our many followers just how invaluable he was. There aren’t too many Hulk-sized admins kicking around for us to approach.

The good news is that Hulk and Tank Girl have made it clear that they intend to continue their work, just in a different context. You can follow their new venture on Facebook here. They’re only a click away! We urge you to support them. It’s not easy getting a new page off the ground and if they can retain the support they helped to build here at EBF that’d be great. We’re all still on the same side and we really wish them well.

Thankyou Hulk and Tank Girl…

We wish you well.

Locke leaves a love letter for antifascists

EDL Imbibing brotherhood brethren Bibo ergo sum in vino veritasPaul Locke is a Biffer. He’s also the leader in waiting of the English Defence League. We blogged about him before here and here and will continue to watch this nasty little racist as he climbs the boozy ladder to the exalted position of ‘Grand master of the order of Imbibing Brethren’. Officially he’s a humble Division leader from the West Midlands (I’m sorry to say my area has more than its fair share of violent racists) but actually he’s the closest the EDL has ever come to a sage.

Unlike his predecessors he’s actually committed to the League, rather than just in it to line his own pockets. He’s also a slick manipulator who’s very well versed in making a silk purse out of a pig’s ear. He’ll need that ability if he’s going to rescue the reputation of a pack of pissheads like the EDL. But even he seems to be finding it hard to put a positive spin on the recent, disastrous turnout in Dover.

In the aftermath of last Saturday’s South coast Demo, where the entire country’s combined fascist groupings failed to muster more than about 60 malcontents, the best Locke could think of to do was lie. Outnumbered by antifascists,most of the little gaggle of far right cockwombles cowered behind the Police until it was time for them to be escorted home. One of them even legged it through Police lines to the safety of arrest for his own protection. The few ‘hard men’ who decided to attack counter-protestors managed only to show themselves up for the vicious thugs they are before they too had to retreat to the safety of Police protection. It was an abject failure for the fash and everyone knows it.

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So how did Locke respond to this monumental neo-nazi cock up? He claimed a startling success, pretending that the Dover debacle was the start of some fantasy fash fightback and threatened the outnumbering opposition for good measure. We’d say ‘you couldn’t make it up’ but Locke obviously did.

It can’t have been easy for poor little Paulie (why are so many of these people called ‘Paul’?) to lower his standards to something so unimaginative but when his compatriots let him down so badly he didn’t have much to work with.

We think you’d better get used to that Mr. Locke. These sad sacks will never be worthy of you. That doesn’t change the fact that you deserve them though.

EDL/NWI Doing what they do best

Here at EBF we abhor violence. So do most of our supporters. We always advocate peaceful protest as part of normal, representative democracy. But don’t be fooled. The fact that we understand common decencies like non-violence and freedom of conscience doesn’t mean that the opposition do. On the contrary – the far right’s violent approach to disagreement is one of the main reasons why we need to oppose them.

It can be hard to explain just how violent these people can be and how undemocratic they are in their outlook. So we thought we’d let them speak for themselves.

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This is a video shot from inside the ranks of the EDL contingent at yesterday’s demo in Dover. Despite accusations that peaceful fascists were attacked by vicious counter-protestors we can see that these drunken members of the imbibing brotherhood were far from peaceful (or sober). If this is what they think of as ‘Defence’ then we’d hate to see them attack.

It does seem to be true that a small contingent of anti-fascists also went looking for trouble and that’s not something that we at EBF can support. We understand it but we can’t condone it. The neo-nazis want to start a war. Violent reactions from Antifa, however well meaning, serve only to help them move in that direction.

But the counter-protestors in this video were most certainly not offering violence. They were protesting peacefully as is their right in a free society. Not that the English Defence League care about anything as trivial as other peoples’ rights. Theirs is a fascist ideology that cares only about power and the destruction of all opposition.

This is what happens when a group of pissed up neo-nazis come together. This is why we oppose them. They are not fit to call themselves British. They oppose all that is best about our democratic society. Far from ‘defending’ this realm they undermine it with violence and with brutish stupidity.

Please watch this video and the next time some far right apologist talks about how peaceful they are send them the link. Share this far and wide. Let people know just what is happening in our country. These people are far more dangerous for UK society than the 3 million Muslims who live, work and worship peacefully within these shores.

A different view from a barstool

Beer 2An easy Sunday,trying to kick the hangover from (yet) another lock in and suddenly a call for a video conference for the EBF admins comes out of the blue. In this it became clear that a new remit was required with the surge of new fash groups starting up all over this multi-cultural isle. Although we will continue to expose the Biffers at every turn it was decided to Expose Bigotry & Fascism in general. These groups, full of hate and vitriol need the EBF treatment as they too incite the same people who Britain First do. The only good thing from an Anti Fascist point of view is the fact that the right are so splintered and the leaders so suspicious of each other that they haven’t got a hope in hell of merging to give us Super Fash. That would be a nightmare to all those in the Antifa movement.

In my humble opinion, the Biffers are on the wain. Their reach on Facebook, however impressive is not what they want. They were formed to make as much money as they can for their leaders and now have become a laughable group who’s memes are becoming increasingly religious. Their links to KTI and their other offshoots are all too obvious. It is starting to piss the fash off, and the hardcore fash find other outlets to continue their hatred.

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The EDL, SDL, Pegida, Casuals, Infidels, BUP, White Man March and all the others are hardcore racists. Where the Biffers think they are the acceptable face of racism and fascism (however misguided), the others are a home for white priders, drunks and football hooligans who see a punch up after a rally or march and arrest as a medal of honour.
Exposing Britain First’s Facebook page, Twitter and indeed this blog aren’t changing. We couldn’t stop challenging the stupidity and lies of Britain First. We will continue to debunk, challenge and laugh at them. Our lives will still be to ensure the break up of this odious of groups and the end goal is still the same. But the upsurge in support of other fascist groups and their plainly disgusting and vile actions (Pigs heads left at Mosques, picketing Friday prayers etc etc) need to be exposed too. Our pages won’t change, but we need to continue to Expose Bigotry & Fascism head on.

Now back to working on next weekends hangover.

Cheers