Is this the real life? by Landlord

As the song goes……

Is this the real life, or is it just fantasy?

The last few days have been like my wife talking about East Coronation Farm Oaks or in other words a soap opera starring the biffer high command.

As I wrote on the page we will not put anything on the page until we confirm the veracity of the allegations but we can draw conclusions from them and wonder what can happen further down the line.

We receive messages on a weekly basis from Moley and this has hinted at misdeeds by Screechy and Goldibollocks but with no viable proof, unlike the biffers, we won’t publish.
These allegations that we’ve seen over the last few days could be the beginning of the end for the biffers as in fighting causes them to implode, it could be the start of a hostile takeover by Screechy and factions close to her or it could be an elaborate hoax to test the loyalty of the high command.

The last of these would mean that someone in the Fuhrer bunker has the intelligence to start such a ruse!

Fuhrer bunkerWe are well aware of certain factions trying to take over Britain First. The woman at the centre of these allegations is a racist, a member of a Polish far right organisation that the biffers have been courting and probably been trying to get funds from. Could it be that these fascists want more than just a connection?

Tommy Robinson has been sniffing about the high command recently. Maybe the amount of money that the biffers fleece from their sheeple has attracted him like a fly over shit.

Screechy has appeared recently to be more than just the Nazi wet dream poster girl. Now Leader of the ‘Northern Ireland division’ it seems to us that she has manoeuvred herself into poll position for Fuhrer! She certainly has, from what I have seen, a huge support from biffers and respect from other fash movements. Where Goldibollocks is seen by most despicable right wing fucknuggets as a conman who would sell out for five faaaaaasand paaaaands, Screechy really is a nasty fash.

Whichever one it could be, as someone who is dedicated to their downfall I’ll watch with enjoyment as the Fuhrer bunker crumbles around their ears!

Fuhrer bunker destroyed

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A view from the cellar 8

Landlord in cellarOnce again apologies for my lack of blog over the weekend, the family are away and a weeks bachelorhood has caught up with me.

Apologies are due as well to the biffers, we never thought they’d do it but they have, Goldibollocks has reached the required funds for the mayoral campaign, and his family and Screechy have made it onto the list as candidates for the London Assembly. So now the hard work begins for us…hassle and expose them at every turn. The great thing is they will be going head to head with skilled debaters, career politicians and interviewers who won’t take the blatant lies they come out with (if they get interviewed at all.) The Fuhrer-bunker seems to think that their brand of islamaphobic tosh will be lapped up by white Londoners all over the capital.

Here’s my take on a possible interview with Jezza Paxman…

  1. JP. Welcome to Paul Goldibollocks and Screechy Fransen who have become leading contenders in the race for mayor and London assembly.
  2. GS. Thanks Jeremy, Can I just say that there will be no more mosques in London and the current ones pulled down so we can build more churches.
  3. JP. Thanks for that. I need to ask what you will do with the £17 billion budget that you will have once you take up the role.
  4. GS. We will make sure that Greggs are on every corner of every street, our mate Stevey Lewis then can walk about with our shittroopers making sure that anyone wearing a burka will be made to change into revealing get up. Then we will build a wall round London, kick the immigrants out and keep London for the white English.
  5. JP. Controversial stuff, what about policing, health care, social housing, lighting and all the other things that are needed.
  6. GS. Well there will be no need for police as when all the immigrants go there will be no crime, my private security team will make sure of that. Health care will be fine as the muzzies will no longer take up any time, lighting is no problem as the sun shines out of screechys arse. We’ll have around 16 billion to spend on Screechy’s tits and holidays. Also we can repay Uncle Jim.
  7. JP. So Screechy what about you what are your first few days in office going to be like?
  8. No more mosques, ban the burka, god is great, prayers for everyone, bloody muzzies?
  9. JP. So what about the…..
  10. GS. Stop bullying us, we’ve told you with no muzzies, no burkas and no mosques and all will be sweet.
  11. JP. but….
  12. GS. Typical lefty journalism, appeasers and bias against us.
  13. JP. Surely you can tell us..
  14. GS. I’ve told you before I’m telling you again, my security team are just getting the nooses ready now, all the problems in London are muzzies.

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We’ve looked everywhere but can’t see how the very fuck they are going to be able to talk about anything other than their disgusting “keeping Britain British”  mantra. They will have no answer to the established parties asking them proper questions about the budget, yet they see this as a chance to go into the mainstream of British Politics. Somehow they think that a million or so likes on Facebook equates to large swathes of support on the ground. I’m hoping that when they get hardly any support they’ll realise that all they are is media junkies, no better than those who go on the Jeremy Kyle show or try out on the Xfactor pop Idol thingy. Goldy and Screechy, no one listens to you, no one wants you, and London certainly doesn’t deserve your publications or papers.

Tommy Robinson smirkThe far right came out to play again at the weekend, firstly in Dover under the guise of supporting our truckers. The casuals that were there barely managed to get 50 people on the ground to march along the seafront. They were countered by around 800-1000 antifa. The local Tory bloke wasn’t happy and seemed to slam the ‘lefteyes’ for blocking the road to stop the fash..needless to say the twatter lines slammed him. Secondly, our mate Tommy was back with his new breed of racism in Birmingham with Pegida. A staggering 30 people turned up for a stroll round a deserted industrial estate despite the boast that this march would attract 10000. He wants another go and now will take his brand of bollocks to Rotherham.

Pie and Mash, they who left the EDL for being too nice, want to go to back to Dover at the end of the month, a move that can only mean one thing, a drunken brawl.

So once again, although the headlines are all about a triumphant move for mayor, the far right can’t get anyone out to support them.

Now I think I better toddle off and do a weeks washing up before the Landlady comes home.

View from a Cellar 4

Landlord in cellarMore midweek shenanigans from the wonderful world of the right wing. I’ve been looking through the pages on facebook and in the papers and not a great deal is going on over in bigotland, the brand new theme park for the foaming right.

“Roll up roll up bigoted ones and racists all, for today we have all of you in one place.”

The EDL to the right, Pegida to the right, biffers on the evangelical right and thugs like the infidels, National Action and the NF to the far right. A foam fest of grand proportions for one day only.

There’s Goldibollocks and screechy preaching to their 120 followers wanting to take “are country back” This area comes complete with bible reading area (Brian Blessed type voice as we know the struggle with reading) Lefty Jounalist Pinata’s, a shop with stab vests and newspapers and a handy Police station for anyone who’s on Bail.

Oooh look There’s Pegida with stickers all over their mouths…..oh and a Pakistan flag…. all 127 of them with begging buckets. Tommy is there with MI5,MI6 and the rest of the intelligence community standing with him in case he wants to grass his former mates up. It appears Tommy has been on a ride as he seems to have taken a bashing coming out of a club. His police mates are looking at over a million suspects. This area comes with a dream factory as he’s delusional over 10000 people out on his next march and the management of Bigot World will have to get another couple of acres.

EDL Imbibing brotherhood brethren Bibo ergo sum in vino veritasPaul Locke and the EDL seem to have found Stella world, complete with directions on how to give the best Nazi salute. At least he seems to have found a couple of hundred like minded souls to keep him company. This part of the park includes handy advice on how to not get your Facebook pages hacked and how to scream about banning the Burka while still wearing face coverings.

Aha! Finally we have the real thugs and bigots. They are all bunched up in one. The infidels who are currently on an unsupervised march with no police protection as they haven’t told anyone….apart from Antifa, other groups and the police on social media. Where they are comes with handy Section 35 orders and instructions on how to get yourself nicked in one easy take. National Action are visiting a great area, a shop with banana’s and a left luggage office to take cover in the event of rain (or antifa). Their white knuckle ride is called “Scouse” and has them cowering in the corner. And it looks like the National Front have turned up..all 15 of them to show us Enoch was right.

It all looks so sweet until closing time when they seem to get on each others nerves, forget their percieved enemy and turn Bigot world into one big riot. Security (with real trained operatives with real licenses) turn up but along with the rest of the general public just can’t help laughing at these fucknuggets and their followers.

Oh well back to work now…look out for a view from a barstool this weekend with the news of the arrest of Screechy and Goldibollocks. I’m going to have to hide away well away from the Landlady.

Cheers

Tommy Robinson confuses the flock

The most obvious, most noticeable characteristic of UK fascists is their inability to maintain original thoughts. They have no critical thinking skills, no ability to discern fact from fiction and so no clue what their opinions ought to be. They always need someone to tell them what they believe – otherwise they become angry and confused.

Usually the message is simple and unambiguous. Something like…

• White people good
• Brown people bad
• Muslim means brown

• All Muslims are paedophiles
• All paedophiles are Muslims
• White paedophiles are ‘the exception that proves the rule’

• All brown people are terrorists
• Immigrants are terrorists
• Terrorists aren’t refugees
• No immigrants are refugees
• They’re ‘fakugees’ (that’s a clever sounding word, innit?)

You get the idea. So long as nobody contradicts their narrow, unthinking world view all is well. But watch what happens when one of their leaders says or does the wrong thing.

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But wait – most of the people marching under the Pegida flag were only there because Tommy used to lead them against brown people from Pakistan in the EDL. Oh dear. That’s confusing. What’s a fascist to do?

Tommy Pegida Birmingham backfire 2 quilliam

That’s it – reject him. If we all turn our backs on him and pretend he’s not there he’ll go away, won’t he? Won’t he? Please say he will.

Sensing the burgeoning existential crisis about to sweep over the Imbibing Brotherhood like a wave, up and coming leader and Solihull ‘Division commander’ (they have such grandiose titles) gave them a less confusing and much more familiar solution. Just batter Tommy and anyone who still believes in him. That should do the trick.

EDL Paul Locke reaction to Tommy Robinson Pegida Pakistan flag.pngIt’s ironic that these people whose only solution to every problem is to beat some poor sod up for having a different (even if only slightly different) opinion think they know what’s best for this country. And not only UK but Europe, the world and, worst of all, for desperate refugees whose plight the drunken EDL can’t even begin to imagine. It takes more than a drunken punch up to solve complex problems, Paul.

It takes more than a bunch of uneducated, drunken, white supremacist scumbags to solve the subtle problems of international relations.

It takes diplomacy.
It takes understanding.
It takes mutual respect.
It takes a commitment to peaceful negotiation.

It generally doesn’t involve fists or large quantities of cheap lager!

EDL Imbibing brotherhood brethren Bibo ergo sum in vino veritas

Pegida coulda picked a better leader

It seems that Tommy Robinson, sometime leader of the ‘Imbibing brotherhood’ (AKA the English Defence League), might not make it to the inaugural Pegida UK piss up in Brum. He’s due before the bench (again) very soon on a charge of battery and might be on course for another stretch at Her Majesty’s pleasure. Not that there’d be anything particularly pleasurable about playing host to that little cockwomble.

EDL leaders Tommy Robinson and Kevin Carroll In Court
Tommy Robinson pictured in 2013 outside Westminster Magistrates Court where he was facing charges of obstructing the police during an EDL march in East London.

This is the guy who shafted the EDL once the money stopped coming in by defecting to Quilliam.

This is the guy who walked away from Quilliam when he realised that they wouldn’t be giving the nasty little racist scumbag celebrity status.

This is the guy who thinks he can muster enough support for a UK branch of Pegida (even though he’s well known as a turncoat fraudster).

This is the guy who (hopefully) will soon be back inside where he can’t do as much damage to society. With all his ‘previous’ it certainly seems to be a possibility.

Here’s hoping for a nice long stretch!

The spy who grassed me

Britain First, the EDL, Pegida and the Home Office

You’d be forgiven for thinking that the English Defence League, that sad collection of middle-aged drunks and twenty-something football hooligans had finally given up the ghost, shuffled off this mortal coil and relegated itself to the fabled Wetherspoons in the Sky. It certainly looked that way. Ever since the sad racists of the EDL were so royally shafted by Fuhrer Tommy and his insignificant sidekick, Kev they seemed to be in their death throes. Pathetically, they retraced the steps of so many previous fascist organisations, eking out a last desperate moment or two of existence on their way to oblivion.

EDL Grimace demoAnd then something truly unexpected happened. Not content with being manipulated out of their beer money the first time, the EDL’s ‘imbibing brethren’ seem to be regrouping for a second betrayal, this time under new leadership.

Paul Locke is the brethren’s Solihull Divisional leader and a very different beast from Tommy Robinson (AKA Steven Yaxley-Lennon). He’s articulate and intelligent for one thing. He’s still biased as Hell and he’s certainly not above twisting the truth for his own ends but he’s a rising star within the EDL and a much smarter leader than any of the UK’s far right groups have had for a very long time. That might be why the authorities are leaving Paul Golding alone. Not only is he thought by just about everyone with half a brain cell to be a Home Office informant, he’s also far less of a threat than Locke looks set to be. By letting Golding continue (as long as he keeps on grassing up Locke and his mates) the authorities achieve two things…

  1. The biggest threat is contained through Golding’s betrayal of confidence.
  2. The far right gets stuck with inept leadership from Golding and Fransen, making them far easier to deal with.

BF grass bottle green jacket injunctionIt seems likely that Tommy Robinson’s present legal difficulties will derail the (second) launch of Pegida UK and we don’t doubt that if there’s any dirt to be dished on Locke then Golding and his turncoat army will be breaking out the silver platter to deliver it very soon.

Here at EBF we understand the reasoning behind this sort of game-playing. Really we do – we get it. But can the government not do a bit more to rein in Britain First’s worst excesses while they’re at it? Having well-placed informants is one thing but the damage Britain First is causing is quite another. Come on Mr. Cameron… Golding and Fransen are your pets so it’s up to you to muzzle them.

And if it’s not possible to modify their divisive activities then we return to our original request…

Proscribe Britain First

Golding’s a useful grass but at what price

EBF BF fight clubSomething has been concerning us in the EBF office for a while now. We and other groups have been calling for the government to proscribe Britain First for well over two years to no avail. Not that the government has to do what we tell them to but it does seem worryingly inconsistent.

Anjem Choudhary’s hate groups such as Muslims Against Crusades have all been proscribed and Choudhary himself is facing significant charges relating to incitement and encouraging terrorism.

Tommy Robinson has been hauled through the courts and imprisoned following a range of offences. There’s a strong reason to suspect that his far right activities were instrumental in bringing him to the attention of the law over crimes that he might otherwise have got away with. It all looks very similar to the way the US government finally caught Al Capone on a charge of tax evasion.

Every week we read about far right neo-nazis being sentenced for hate crimes ranging from verbal abuse to murder and arson, many of whom clearly were inspired by the rhetoric of Britain First. And yet Golding, Dowson and Fransen remain at large.

BF EBF UntouchablesGolding has had several complaints against him dropped. He has instigated the intimidation and targeting of countless innocent people and deliberately flouted the law relating to demonstrations. Yet all he has against his name is an injunction to stay away from a particular woman in Essex.

Britain First itself (and via its many offshoot sites) is clearly dodgy in its fundraising, especially when claiming to raise money for
charity and yet none of its officers have been called to account by the relevant authorities.

Britain First was three months late in submitting its accounts without censure. The British National Party (arguably a far less significant threat to the nation’s unity) has just been deregistered for exactly the same offence.

Jayda Fransen regularly posts evidence of herself harassing innocent Muslims (a form of personal trespass) and spouts lie after lie intended to discredit and victimise the entire Muslim population of UK. Yet she too is allowed to continue without any legal consequence.

Britain First was subject to an interim injunction, imposed upon them by the High Court with a clear instruction to return to court shortly afterwards. That injunction, together with its conditions and subsequent hearing was allowed to lapse without further action.

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So we have to ask ourselves why.

We don’t care if Golding and Fransen grassed up the EDL leadership and did a deal with the Home Office to save their own skins.

EBF BF Jayda Fransen eliteWe don’t care if Uncle Jim has granted Special Branch access to BF’s records so that they can keep an eye on the far-right scumbags who’ve been stupid enough to join up.

We’re not interested in the advantage to the Home Office of access to ‘secret’ groups of fascists thanks to BF infiltration and reporting.

We care that BF continues to incite hatred and that this is a major problem for UK regardless of how much they help the Police. When innocent Muslims are beaten to death by Biffers because of Fransen and Golding’s incitement the price of that information is too high.

So we ask again. No – we demand that the British government…

Proscribe Britain First