A view from the cellar 8

Landlord in cellarOnce again apologies for my lack of blog over the weekend, the family are away and a weeks bachelorhood has caught up with me.

Apologies are due as well to the biffers, we never thought they’d do it but they have, Goldibollocks has reached the required funds for the mayoral campaign, and his family and Screechy have made it onto the list as candidates for the London Assembly. So now the hard work begins for us…hassle and expose them at every turn. The great thing is they will be going head to head with skilled debaters, career politicians and interviewers who won’t take the blatant lies they come out with (if they get interviewed at all.) The Fuhrer-bunker seems to think that their brand of islamaphobic tosh will be lapped up by white Londoners all over the capital.

Here’s my take on a possible interview with Jezza Paxman…

  1. JP. Welcome to Paul Goldibollocks and Screechy Fransen who have become leading contenders in the race for mayor and London assembly.
  2. GS. Thanks Jeremy, Can I just say that there will be no more mosques in London and the current ones pulled down so we can build more churches.
  3. JP. Thanks for that. I need to ask what you will do with the £17 billion budget that you will have once you take up the role.
  4. GS. We will make sure that Greggs are on every corner of every street, our mate Stevey Lewis then can walk about with our shittroopers making sure that anyone wearing a burka will be made to change into revealing get up. Then we will build a wall round London, kick the immigrants out and keep London for the white English.
  5. JP. Controversial stuff, what about policing, health care, social housing, lighting and all the other things that are needed.
  6. GS. Well there will be no need for police as when all the immigrants go there will be no crime, my private security team will make sure of that. Health care will be fine as the muzzies will no longer take up any time, lighting is no problem as the sun shines out of screechys arse. We’ll have around 16 billion to spend on Screechy’s tits and holidays. Also we can repay Uncle Jim.
  7. JP. So Screechy what about you what are your first few days in office going to be like?
  8. No more mosques, ban the burka, god is great, prayers for everyone, bloody muzzies?
  9. JP. So what about the…..
  10. GS. Stop bullying us, we’ve told you with no muzzies, no burkas and no mosques and all will be sweet.
  11. JP. but….
  12. GS. Typical lefty journalism, appeasers and bias against us.
  13. JP. Surely you can tell us..
  14. GS. I’ve told you before I’m telling you again, my security team are just getting the nooses ready now, all the problems in London are muzzies.

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We’ve looked everywhere but can’t see how the very fuck they are going to be able to talk about anything other than their disgusting “keeping Britain British”  mantra. They will have no answer to the established parties asking them proper questions about the budget, yet they see this as a chance to go into the mainstream of British Politics. Somehow they think that a million or so likes on Facebook equates to large swathes of support on the ground. I’m hoping that when they get hardly any support they’ll realise that all they are is media junkies, no better than those who go on the Jeremy Kyle show or try out on the Xfactor pop Idol thingy. Goldy and Screechy, no one listens to you, no one wants you, and London certainly doesn’t deserve your publications or papers.

Tommy Robinson smirkThe far right came out to play again at the weekend, firstly in Dover under the guise of supporting our truckers. The casuals that were there barely managed to get 50 people on the ground to march along the seafront. They were countered by around 800-1000 antifa. The local Tory bloke wasn’t happy and seemed to slam the ‘lefteyes’ for blocking the road to stop the fash..needless to say the twatter lines slammed him. Secondly, our mate Tommy was back with his new breed of racism in Birmingham with Pegida. A staggering 30 people turned up for a stroll round a deserted industrial estate despite the boast that this march would attract 10000. He wants another go and now will take his brand of bollocks to Rotherham.

Pie and Mash, they who left the EDL for being too nice, want to go to back to Dover at the end of the month, a move that can only mean one thing, a drunken brawl.

So once again, although the headlines are all about a triumphant move for mayor, the far right can’t get anyone out to support them.

Now I think I better toddle off and do a weeks washing up before the Landlady comes home.

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Locke leaves a love letter for antifascists

EDL Imbibing brotherhood brethren Bibo ergo sum in vino veritasPaul Locke is a Biffer. He’s also the leader in waiting of the English Defence League. We blogged about him before here and here and will continue to watch this nasty little racist as he climbs the boozy ladder to the exalted position of ‘Grand master of the order of Imbibing Brethren’. Officially he’s a humble Division leader from the West Midlands (I’m sorry to say my area has more than its fair share of violent racists) but actually he’s the closest the EDL has ever come to a sage.

Unlike his predecessors he’s actually committed to the League, rather than just in it to line his own pockets. He’s also a slick manipulator who’s very well versed in making a silk purse out of a pig’s ear. He’ll need that ability if he’s going to rescue the reputation of a pack of pissheads like the EDL. But even he seems to be finding it hard to put a positive spin on the recent, disastrous turnout in Dover.

In the aftermath of last Saturday’s South coast Demo, where the entire country’s combined fascist groupings failed to muster more than about 60 malcontents, the best Locke could think of to do was lie. Outnumbered by antifascists,most of the little gaggle of far right cockwombles cowered behind the Police until it was time for them to be escorted home. One of them even legged it through Police lines to the safety of arrest for his own protection. The few ‘hard men’ who decided to attack counter-protestors managed only to show themselves up for the vicious thugs they are before they too had to retreat to the safety of Police protection. It was an abject failure for the fash and everyone knows it.

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So how did Locke respond to this monumental neo-nazi cock up? He claimed a startling success, pretending that the Dover debacle was the start of some fantasy fash fightback and threatened the outnumbering opposition for good measure. We’d say ‘you couldn’t make it up’ but Locke obviously did.

It can’t have been easy for poor little Paulie (why are so many of these people called ‘Paul’?) to lower his standards to something so unimaginative but when his compatriots let him down so badly he didn’t have much to work with.

We think you’d better get used to that Mr. Locke. These sad sacks will never be worthy of you. That doesn’t change the fact that you deserve them though.

EDL/NWI Doing what they do best

Here at EBF we abhor violence. So do most of our supporters. We always advocate peaceful protest as part of normal, representative democracy. But don’t be fooled. The fact that we understand common decencies like non-violence and freedom of conscience doesn’t mean that the opposition do. On the contrary – the far right’s violent approach to disagreement is one of the main reasons why we need to oppose them.

It can be hard to explain just how violent these people can be and how undemocratic they are in their outlook. So we thought we’d let them speak for themselves.

NWI Dover video gloat

This is a video shot from inside the ranks of the EDL contingent at yesterday’s demo in Dover. Despite accusations that peaceful fascists were attacked by vicious counter-protestors we can see that these drunken members of the imbibing brotherhood were far from peaceful (or sober). If this is what they think of as ‘Defence’ then we’d hate to see them attack.

It does seem to be true that a small contingent of anti-fascists also went looking for trouble and that’s not something that we at EBF can support. We understand it but we can’t condone it. The neo-nazis want to start a war. Violent reactions from Antifa, however well meaning, serve only to help them move in that direction.

But the counter-protestors in this video were most certainly not offering violence. They were protesting peacefully as is their right in a free society. Not that the English Defence League care about anything as trivial as other peoples’ rights. Theirs is a fascist ideology that cares only about power and the destruction of all opposition.

This is what happens when a group of pissed up neo-nazis come together. This is why we oppose them. They are not fit to call themselves British. They oppose all that is best about our democratic society. Far from ‘defending’ this realm they undermine it with violence and with brutish stupidity.

Please watch this video and the next time some far right apologist talks about how peaceful they are send them the link. Share this far and wide. Let people know just what is happening in our country. These people are far more dangerous for UK society than the 3 million Muslims who live, work and worship peacefully within these shores.

The award for the least popular fash group goes to…

Today saw fash from all over UK travelling to support their favourite thugs in Dewsbury and Dover. Folding Golding has spent the last month or so crowing about how popular his bunch of vagabond Biffers has become. He claimed that the newly created dance of division – ‘The Dewsbury shuffle’ would take the UK by storm, attracting hundreds if not ‘faasands’ (sic) of neo-nazis to hassle the good people of West Yorkshire.

Unluckily for him, Britain First wasn’t the only nasty bunch of neo-nazis out annoying people today. The National Front had organised their own antisocial soiree in Dover. Such is the skilful co-ordination of British fascism – they can’t even refrain from competing with each other. Or maybe that’s the point. Maybe today’s events were part of some perverse popularity contest to see which group holds the most sway over our nation’s far-right fringe.

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So let’s have a look at what happened. Where did the rest of Britain’s bored bovver-boys choose to spend their time. They could join Britain First in Dewsbury which is actually relatively central (especially given how many of the far-right seem to congregate around Manchester, Newcastle and south Yorkshire) or they could travel to the South coast (a much longer journey for most) to meet up with the National Front. Which journey would you choose?

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It seems that several of these disaffected drunken drones chose to go out of their way to join the NF in Dover. Many, such as these members of the imbibing brotherhood had to drive right past Dewsbury on their way South. That’s an extra few hundred miles in a minibus just so they could snub Grassing Golding and his combined force of a few dozen cockwombles.

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The actual numbers (according to our spotters’ best estimates) were…

Dover 60

Dewsbury 119

The results are in. And it’s a landslide! The award for the least popular fash group goes to…

The National Front!

Grassing Golding hasn’t got too much gloating room though. Any genuinely popular ‘registered political party’ with 1,300,000 Facebook likes holding a rally in the middle of Britain should get way more than that. The Biffers have been advertising this for months now, urging people to join them and doing everything in their power to encourage a high turnout. Even with ALL their officers and officials in attendance they only just scraped into triple figures. Without all the plastic paramilitary ‘ranking officers’, division leaders, unlicensed bouncers, paramilitary style standard bearers and attention-seeking speakers they would have mustered far fewer.

That’s the real lesson from today’s fascist fiasco. Even combined the two groups (and all the assorted fascist groups who chose between them) couldn’t make it to 200 attendees. With massive advertising from both sides, an entire country to draw people from and enough geographical variation to make at least one of these events accessible for just about everyone they still got an embarrassingly low turnout.

Face it fascists – you’re finished here in UK. Less than 200 people between you. And as for Grassing Golding’s lot. That’s just ridiculous.

Hilarious!

Failing in Folkestone

The Biffers went down to Folkestone yesterday. They thought it’d be good to make a nuisance of themselves in Kent but was that really such a bright idea? Perhaps their only achievement on the South coast this weekend was to demonstrate just how weak they really are.

Kent is the Biffer’s home territory – their ‘home county’, as they say. It’s the home of both Folding Golding and Dutchy Fransen (the Fuhrer and his deputy), not to mention Lewis and Slatter (the take-over twins).

So we might expect a pretty big turnout of Biffers on a fine Saturday in the heart of Biffer country. After all, with an online following of several squillion (none of which are sock puppets, overseas stooges or bought likes from Asian click farms, honest) we should’ve seen many hundreds of ‘activists’ blanketing this important English port with leaflets.

It is true that Folkestone on Saturday was the biggest turnout of Biffer activists by far. Never before have they had more than half a dozen or so neoNazis dishing out leaflets at any one time. Often they’ve been reduced to only one or two, skulking around in the wee small hours when all the decent people were alseep. Who could forget the hilarious video of Stevie “back-stabber” Lewis sneaking around sleepy Yorkshire housing estates like a benighted burglar?

Such astounding courage!

Such utterly pointless stupidity.

Such a novel cure for his recurrent insomnia.

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Yesterday, even including the regulars (except Dutchy, oddly enough), they only managed 20 bigots. You can see them here infesting a pub at the end of a long day’s trouble-making.

Now – is it just us or would you also have expected to see more biffers than that in their home territory?

Is it possible that there really aren’t twenty-seven million squillion ker-chillion biffers waiting to save us all from the evil invading immigrant army currently storming our coastal defences at Folkestone and Dover? Perhaps this hapless handful of comedy, would-be soldiers might be more at home somewhere like Warmington-on-sea.

“Don’t panic, Mr. Mainwaring! Don’t panic!”

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“Stupid boy!”