A view from a barstool #46

Another week where those in Bifferdom have finally cracked and sending more clickbait with than the PPI companies do on Facebook. “Share if you like fluffy unicorns but only if they’re British, share if you love British Castles and so on and on and on zzzzzzzzz. Are they running out of money to buy likes? Then they come out with a picture of an antelope called a dik dik (not Lomax and Lewis in their security garb) found in southern Africa and asked us to share if we love British wildlife. Spectacular own goal chaps……

This week we celebrated International Womens Day and Screechy published a picture of her holding a Qur’an and telling us about the way women are treated as second class citizens etc etc etc. Any chance of Muslim bashing hey Screech! Now I’m not a follower of any religion (or fashion) nor have I read the Qur’an, the Bible or Tanakh or Enid Blyton’s Famous five ( I was much more a Secret Seven man) but even a rudimentary check on Google and you find something pretty demeaning to women in all of them. Again interpretation is the name of the game, which Screechy plays very well.

EBF Twitter Jayda Fransen Chris York Huffington Post interview offerWe hear that Screechy and Goldibollocks don’t run from anything or anyone, the typical media whores that crave coverage wherever they can get it. Screechy published a story about two street preachers being arrested on Twitter, one of this page’s friends, Chris York from the Huffington Post tweeted back and asked her and Goldibollocks for an interview, just the three of them, anywhere they wanted, with a chance to get their point across and answer a few questions. The reply, bluster and deflection. In publican terms brave patriots Goldibollocks and Screechy ran away. So Screechy you know how to get in touch with Chris, I would guess the offer still stands!

As I have written before, with the world lurching horribly to the right and the policies put in place, racist attacks have increased. This is no surprise to us here and at TellMama and far right and neo Nazi arrests have doubled. No doubt biffer towers will put out a release telling anyone left who gives a shit on their page that this is lefty journalism and establishment propaganda. This in fact was in the Telegraph. The far right are emboldened by recent political moves and they feel it’s their right now to attack the defenceless, the majority aimed against Muslims as the rhetoric from world leaders want to beat them into the ground. Well this won’t do, we need to fight for our friends and neighbours now more than at any other time. A biffer favourite is about Creeping Sharia and halal slaughter of which it is abundantly clear they know fuck all about.

Another of our favourite fuckwits, Katie Hopkins just got sued for defamation, I’m hoping this will lead to more people calling her up on her hatred and lies. She is one of the islamaphobic cheerleaders either because she knows it winds more people up, more exposure, more noteriety, more money or it’s because she is a racist fucknugget and thinks a right wing revolution is happening and she’s the one to lead it.

Finally it’s coming up to Easter… cue general biffer frothing about the chocolate eggs from various companies not having Easter emblazoned on them in huge letters. A few things for Screechy, Goldibollocks and the rest of the right wing shittroopers to take note. Firstly, it’s a chocolate fucking egg…I have 5 kids who couldn’t give a toss whether it’s called Easter, summer, pagan or whatever. It’s a chocolate egg which is eaten as quickly as possible. Secondly, Easter is still on the packaging it isn’t Muslim appeasement it’s sensible marketing. Thirdly and someone may put me right but in my limited knowledge of the Bible I never knew there was a big fuck off chocolate egg with a toy or chocolate in the middle. But every year, just like Christmas, St. George’s day, Remembrance day and on and on and on and zzzzzzzzz the far right say our Christian identities are being taken away. And like everything else they say – it’s all a load of bollocks.

Well that’s it for this week, the biffers going bonkers, the fascists being locked up, a hated columnist guilty and having to pay and the frothing sheep having a go at Cadburys. All in all a fucked up time to be a follower in bifferdom.

Toodlepip

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Britain First Interview (number 2) by Landlord

Welcome to LBC Radio covering the Mayoral election. Today our presenter, Katie Hopkins interviews Screechy Fransen of Britain First.

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  1. Welcome to my show, Screechy. How does it feel to be the second most hated woman in Britain after me?
  2. Look you old slapper, I’m hated more, look at our name…..Britain First, it should really be Screechy First because I’m taking our country back. As it says in the bible I am the leader you have to follow.
  3. Screechy, I hate the muzzies as much as you do and refugees even more, if you get into the London Assembly how are you going to stop all this nonsense?
  4. Well Katie, once Goldibollocks is crowned Emporer and I am sitting in the Assembly as chief Harriden we will begin the systematic withdrawal of all Muzzies and refugees. We will build a wall and then kick them out. London will be for white British only. As it says in the bible “We shall fight them on the beaches”.
  5. Thats a bit extreme even for me there Screechy. What about the Indians….
  6. Well they came from America in the first place they can have them all back, although that would annoy our backers in America so maybe Anglesey will be better for them. As it says in the bible “Set sail those non believers to hell”
  7. You preach outside East London Mosque. How do you manage not to be scared?
  8. Well what we do is phone the police when we arrive and tell them that there is an awful kerfuffle outside so the police come out and protect us from the Muslim hordes. As it says in the bible “Smite them”
  9. Your Mayoral literature shows that you live at the same address as Goldibollocks, do you have fluffy cushions and matching curtains?BF EBF whos  who London Assembly Christine Smith's family firm candidates election 2016
  10. Does it? And ‘no’. It’s all crosses and Union Flag decorations. Hail Mary’s and all that too. As the bible said “Thou shall not live in sin unless you are doing Brians work”.
  11. You used to belong to another wonderful group, the EDL who love their work. Why did you leave?
  12. Well, Katy as the bible says “They’re splitters“. I left because Uncle Jim thought I should come on board the good ship Money First, oops sorry Britain First and con gullible shits out of their money. He promised me riches, a boob job and patriot holidays and you know what… it’s all come through. In the EDL, fucking splitters, all I got was a can of Stella and my bum groped.
  13. The unwashed lefties have ripped apart your manifesto saying you are a racist organisation and nothing in your pledges mean anything to the people of London.
  14. The gallows are being built now for the lefties, do not worry. They are being killed along with anyone that doesn’t agree with the Emperor and I, the high Priestess. As it says in the bible “No more Mosques, ban the burka and no to Halal foods.”
  15. That doesn’t really answer the question but I do agree with everything you say. What about refugees….
  16. as it says in the bible, “If you mention Jehovah – stone them”.
  17. Not drastic enough if you ask me. What about you as a woman so high up in a political party when some say that you are just eye candy.
  18. Well as it says in the bible “Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg”.
  19. Is there anything else you wish to add, Screechy because I know you need to get back to your bunker to plan more inciteful displays.
  20. When I am in power there will be crosses for everyone. As it says in the bible “We’re giving Pilate two days to dismantle the entire apparatus of the Roman imperialist state, and if he doesn’t agree immediately, we execute them”.
  21. Well, thank you screechy

(With apologies to upstanding Christians everywhere)