Fransen & Trump: A most undiplomatic incident by Landlord

Trump Fransen tweets shame.pngI was going to write my annual piss take with some Landlord friends of mine along the lines of I’m a racist cockwomble get me out of here. Instead with the diplomatic incident caused by Screechy and cohorts I thought I’d talk about that instead.

The media whores that are biffer high command think they have done it and have thrust themselves into the limelight. Questions in the House, multiple press interviews and a spokeswoman saying butt out. The reason, well, the Orange shitgibbon that calls himself president retweeted three of Screechy’s videos and now high command are wanking over the thought of all this publicity.

But far from leaving the team here at EBF banging our collective heads against the desk and giving up, as the dust settles and Screechy putting Biffer heads above the parapet it seems to have backfired spectacularly.

Biffer HQ have said they have been inundated with new members, probably from the US to rip off however a few extra Facebook likes and twitter follows are more likely the truth.

Fransen on the telly

The media reports have been to a letter uncomplimentary even Brietfart and the Heil being disparaging, those interviews I’ve seen show Screechy running out when questioned closely, the trigger question…”have you actually spoken to the Orange Shitgibbon?” They proclaimed victory over the odious and right wing LBC radio host Nick Ferrari when all I could hear was that she couldn’t answer any question he asked. They’ve even call Nigel Fartage a lefty now showing how far right they think they are. So the press ain’t helping them.

The questions in the House of Commons showed how much our elected officials think of the biffers. Although they had to be careful what they said so as not to prejudice future court cases.

Then along comes the sting in the tail, Screechy put their head above the parapet again and the press were ready. We’ve known about certain allegations for some time now, choosing not to say anything until they were substantiated. Goldibollocks is under investigation not for the size of his appendage but for a sexual assault. We understand that the investigation is ongoing but he, this paragon of Christian virtues, someone who confronts alleged wrongdoers (not bravely but with his shittroopers in tow) is now under investigation for the very thing he supposedly hates.

The press have also confirmed they are a group and no longer a “legitimate” political party. They failed to pay the £25 registration fee in time (must have spent it all on their jaunt round Europe). So now on their days of handing out the disgusting racist pamphlets on the streets one assumes they will be seeking council permission to do so.

The press have now intimated more forcefully than we could, the closeness between the biffers and the killer of Jo Cox and they’ve also shown two of the three videos retweeted by the cuntspangle in the White House to be bollocks.

So as the High Command prepare for their phone box racism (or conference as they like to call it) the biffers are starting to implode thanks to the white supremacist in charge of the western world, the two Fuehrers are on bail, Goldibollocks is being investigated for a sexual assault and the begging letters continue. There’s a hell of a lot more for us to raise our glasses to rather than bruise our heads on our desks.

Oh and Screechy, what time is your new bestie landing and getting off Air Force One to share a Vol au Vent?

Toodlepip

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Just another crazy American

EBF Trump crazy AmericanI was out having coffee with an old friend from my hometown when the news broke. We were sitting in a swanky coffee shop making adoring noises in the general direction of our new humans (her delightful little treasure is a month or two older than mine) when our mutual admiration fest was interrupted by mobile phone alerts. My old friend was first to comment.

“OMG! Trump’s been retweeting Britain First! You’re something to do with EBF aren’t you?”

I almost fell off my chair. Not only did I not know she’d heard of EBF, I definitely didn’t know she knew I was involved.

“Yes,” I replied, taken aback.

“I’m EBF Blogger”

“I knew it!” She exclaimed. “I knew that was you. I can tell your style of writing a mile away!”

My friend and I had gone right through school together. We almost always sat next to each other and even met in each other’s houses to do homework. We really were the geeky girls of the class. So it stands to reason that if anyone would know my writing style, she would.

“So?” She inquired. “What do you make of that?”

“Just another crazy American who thinks they understand British society.” I said.

“Most of Britain First’s followers are either paid-for clickfarm likes or foreigners. The American Christian right wing has always been keen on slagging off non-Christians so BF’s anti-Muslim, anti-brown agenda appeals to them.”

My friend stared blankly back at me, clearly surprised that I didn’t see this ‘shot in the arm’ for the Biffers as a problem.

“It’s no big deal.” I said. “Britain First has lost all credibility in UK. British people took a while to see them for what they are but now everybody who cares to look knows that they’re a bunch of far-right bigots. They can get American Facebook support if they want but that won’t help them in this country. If they get a few American donors… IF that happens they’ll just squander the money on European holidays and fines for public order offences anyway.”

“So you’re not worried that the President of the free world just endorsed them?”

“The president of what? I didn’t vote in that election. He’s president of America – nowhere else. And anyway – even the Yanks want shot of him!”

My friend smiled and sat back in her overly stuffed comfy chair.

“Just another crazy American, then.” She said, wiping the second most adorable little baby face in the world.

Politicians who don’t understand politics

According to The Guardian, Donald trump has messed up in the American ‘primaries’ because he doesn’t understand the electoral system – and apparently nobody could be bothered to tell him. He’s managed to get a lot of people to like him on social media and he’s had a lot turning up to rallies but when it can to the crunch he didn’t tell them to vote for the representatives who would vote for him in the next stage.

Donald trump unhappy

Of course his reaction is predictable. He blames a corrupt electoral system when really the problem is his own stupidity. He doesn’t understand the system and is too arrogant to ask.

We know someone else like that. Well, apart from the lots of people turning up to rallies part!

EBF BF Golding Biffers London mayor election 2016 montage

 

Michelle Obama didn’t say this!

It takes a particular type of stupid to believe that Michelle Obama actually held up a placard bad-mouthing her husband in this way. And yet with the helpful caption “Well said Michelle” the buffoons at Britain First have made it clear that they expect their loyal followers to swallow it hook, line and sinker.

EBF BF Michelle Obama photoshop voting Trump

We have to wonder just how stupid Paulie and Dutchy think there supporters really are. They’re not the sharpest knives in the drawer, of course or they wouldn’t be Biffers but this… surely this is too much for even the Biffers to fall for. Or is it?

BF Michelle Obama comments collage

A view from a barstool #11

Beer 2Another week, another load of rubbish published from Biffer Towers, and another successful week of debunking the rumours from all of us here at the EBF office. Although it has to be said a few of us have been suffering from a new disorder called Biffer fatigue, a seemingly endless supply of hobnobs, ginger creams, coffee and alcohol along with support from the EBF family and the other admins seem to be pulling us out of it.

So what have we seen this week, a flying visit to Derby (another today as I write) to cause fissures between the Muslims and everyone else, which appears not to have worked, gatecrashing a peaceful vigil stealing a homemade sign and thinking they’ve done well, a trip to Brick Lane (see the EBF video here) to stir up trouble and give out their particular brand of toilet paper, their everlasting love of all that Trump does, another set of begging letters for personal protection and a love-in with KTI (remember they aren’t tied in with them.)

EBF BF disrupt Derby peace protest steal placard peace signI turned up at the office, surprised the other admins (I’m not a great attendee there) and was stunned by the decorations, the tree and generally the Christmas cheer that greeted me as I walked in. If you are not aware we have people here from various faiths and political persuasions. These make for great debates as we trawl though the nasty world of Bifferdom. So in my 3 months of being part of this amazing group of people I thought I’d talk about the questions that you the EBF army have been sending to us in messenger, to the page or comments on the page.

1) Why do you use nicknames?

The simple answer is for security, we have all come under pressure from any of the fash trying to get us to give away bits of our lives so the so called security and intelligence (HAHAHAHAHAHA) section of BF can come after us, our work, trades or businesses, our families (as they are cowards) or generally troll us as much as they can. They hate EBF as we counter their lies and as our reach gets bigger so does our threat.

2) Is there really an office and do we really like Hobnobs?

Yes we do have an office and yes it is full of the oaty biscuits, although being a killjoy I prefer ginger creams, and coffee. Hulk insists on the best coffee, I get on his nerves by bringing in Extra Value (not a coffee drinker either).

EBF Mug banner badged

3) What happens if BF disappears?

This is a discussion we have on a regular basis, if BF is disbanded do we go, or do we carry on exposing the lies raised by the various islamaphobic pages out there? Our answer, wherever there is bigotry, racism, lies or hate we won’t be far behind, indeed our new mission statement states just that.

4) Why are there more humourous memes about when we want you to expose them?

After a day trawling through bifferland and seeing the disgusting things, there has to be time for humour, we are only human and some of the things you send are hilarious, we just have to sift through the appropriate ones.

5) Why can’t we post to page?

Simple, we would lose the page. The fash have taken down several pages in the past by posting porn, gore and other disgusting things to page and reporting the hell out of it. We do read all posts to page and all personal messages, it may take a bit of time to reply but like British Rail we get there in the end.

So keep posting to us, keep sending us stuff to debunk, keep sending us your memes, your funnies, your screen shots of your comments on their pages and generally any news you may think we might want show on the page.

So that’s it, as Christmas looms the rubbish they spout continues, the incitement continues and our resolve to bring them down continues.
And now as I drive away from the office, I actually feel like we are starting to get through to people, the media are starting to take note of them and showing them in an unsavoury way. I also feel the friendship from 75000+ people, Biffer fatigue no more.

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Merry Christmas, however you may celebrate it, I hope you and your families have a great time.

Cheers

Landlord