View from a barstool #40 by Landlord

Beer 2A couple of weeks away and all hell has broken loose with right wing shenanigans. The hairpiece is going to be the most hated, powerful man on this planet, Thomas Mair is convicted of Jo Cox’s assassination with right wing undertones with pictures showing him on a day of activism with the biffers, Goldibollocks standing down to take time out(hopefully) at her majesty’s pleasure and a convicted felon taking over in our Screechy. And now proof that all is not well in bifferdom.

In my own world of cyberspace my American friends are unable to take in the way their country has voted. Admittedly they were sceptical of Hillary Clinton who is as trustworthy as the biffers but for their fellow countrymen to vote in a sexist, racist, bankrupt twat is enough to have them crying into their Buds. Some say that this just proves that the Americans are crazy but I personally feel that it is more sinister as more and more countries are seeing surges in support for the far right. Some have even dressed it up as ‘alt-right’ but I’ll call it how I see it, ‘deep rooted racism’.

Possibly Tommy Mair Dewsbury BF demoThe assassin known as Thomas Mair was convicted this week and as a white man I apologise for his terrorism. As the racists keep asking normal Muslims to apologise for Daesh I will get in first. Whether or not when he shouted “Britain First” he meant it as a battle cry or as a tribute to his favourite racists no one can be sure but the deafening silence from biffer towers and the pictures of him at one of their wanky days out prove it to me. The Nazi paraphernalia found shows that once again a line white terrorist is as bad as the Daesh ones.

So Goldibollocks has stood down, temporarily at least to spend more time with his family. That is laughable to say the least as his family now accompany him to all his roadshows to help swell the numbers to double figures. The fact that the blind disciples don’t see is that the jail time Goldibollocks is hopefully going to get just so happens to be 6 months…….a coincidence, a conspiracy theory or some time in Uncle Jim’s racist enclave. Whatever it may be we here at EBF towers and the majority of our followers will be giggling at his predicament like schoolgirls.

That brings us to the convicted felon who is taking over from Goldibollocks, Screechy take a bow…..or don’t as your cleavage is getting quite an airing on your soapbox….your ambition has been reached, Uncle Jim has his own way and the hierarchy that have been slowly inching away from Goldibollocks into her camp have their own way. During her trial, and if you listen to the biffers she was a modern day Joan of Arc, she was stoic in her defence and was only convicted by lefty magistrates and the gutter press. Now I’m a novice in things legal, apart from the licencing law, but the overwhelming evidence produced by the CPS convicted her in two out of the three charges.

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In a way I’m glad she wasn’t jailed, and I can’t believe I’ve just said that, but the High command are looking for a big pay day and a martyr doing pokey, especially their pin up girl would almost certainly boost their coffers. I’d love Goldibollocks or indeed her to do community service in a Muslim area.

Screechy and Goldibollocks are so keen to remind anyone in earshot or on social media that they are a political party, all be it with no seats in any council, parliament, parishes or the EU, they constantly ask would any other party leaders be treated the same. So Goldibollocks and Screechy I’ll ask something to you……I don’t see Theresa May, the Libdem leader, Jeremy Corbyn or any other party leader being a convicted felon, being associated with an assassin, or ripping supporters off for cash.

I have also seen the ex biffers chatting amongst themselves,some very close to the hierarchy, proving that what we publish is true. A block on talking to any other group, a ban on a members husband who isn’t white, milking money and being rather sexist. I really want to be there when they implode because there’s nothing funnier than watching the death of a nasty racist right wing group.

So there it is, a racist group, followed by a terrorist, run by felons and bankrolled by a zealot. That is Britain First.

As we hurtle to Christmas the landlady appears to want me to do something called shopping, something a grumpy Landlord never understands so forgive me if this is a bit short.

Toodlepip

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​A view from a barstool #31 by Landlord

A hot week at Landlord central this week as our British weather finally realises it’s summer and the bright yellow speedos come out to play. I am reliably informed that this heat has been sent by Europe so biffers, kippers  and brexiteers please move to a cold area where you don’t have to sample the EU weather.

The news in brief, the government have decided to strip apart the human rights act, the French have gone apoplectic about a swimsuit of choice, the big breweries have hiked beer prices and in the US Trump met Farage for a kind of Racist get together, oh and a beardy sat on the floor of a train as there were/weren’t any seats left depending on your persuasion.

So to the news about biffers. Well mosque invasions, begging mail, old videos, the continuing absence of Screechy and the odd biffer troll accusing the admins of the page of being Muslims who are brainwashing readers of the page to our wicked ways( I’m sitting here with a particularly fruity Merlot and a bacon butty so by all means be brainwashed by me. Call the police I’m obviously radicalising you all).

Last week, Goldibollocks, and a team of shittroopers visited Cardiff to invade a mosque, demanding with menace, that a cleric stops preaching something that was debunked easily. They seem to visit on a Saturday, nowhere near prayer time when nobody is about apart from elderly gents going about mosque business. Needless to say, we have sent this information to the authorities as this appears to be in flagrant disregard of the conditions set up and accepted by Goldibollocks by the court.

The latest begging mails are nothing but hilarious, they seem to have forgotten Screechy’s legal fund and now requesting money for leaflets as they are getting more activists, although we have only seen the same racists in every picture or video. They could be coming to a town near you soon so please keep your cameras handy and send them to us.

The biggest question in the office, well not the biggest, ok my question, in actual fact no one cares but Marcia told me I have to ask it, where’s Screechy. Please can everyone look down the back of the sofa, under the bed(cringe). It seems like the biffer pin up has put a piece of tape over her gob and gone into hiding. I believe, and it’s my opinion only, that she was close to a coup, close to deposing der fuhrer, but Goldibollocks got in first and left her fucked. First he pled guilty to his charge, told her not to and left her facing jail time, secondly his high command have stopped begging for legal costs. It’s now all about him.

Finally we were visited by a cat, accusing us of being Muslims, being a one man band, radicalising you guys. Just about everything the biffer trolls do in several attacks. Just to reiterate we are several, atheists, Muslims, Christians, agnostic and human. We believe bigotry in all forms is wrong. So when we get trolls like the one we had we laugh, smile for screenshots and wait for “la grande flounce”

So that’s it for now, another week over and the barmaid has put another bottle next to me to enjoy.

Toodlepip

Michelle Obama didn’t say this!

It takes a particular type of stupid to believe that Michelle Obama actually held up a placard bad-mouthing her husband in this way. And yet with the helpful caption “Well said Michelle” the buffoons at Britain First have made it clear that they expect their loyal followers to swallow it hook, line and sinker.

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We have to wonder just how stupid Paulie and Dutchy think there supporters really are. They’re not the sharpest knives in the drawer, of course or they wouldn’t be Biffers but this… surely this is too much for even the Biffers to fall for. Or is it?

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A view from a barstool #11

Beer 2Another week, another load of rubbish published from Biffer Towers, and another successful week of debunking the rumours from all of us here at the EBF office. Although it has to be said a few of us have been suffering from a new disorder called Biffer fatigue, a seemingly endless supply of hobnobs, ginger creams, coffee and alcohol along with support from the EBF family and the other admins seem to be pulling us out of it.

So what have we seen this week, a flying visit to Derby (another today as I write) to cause fissures between the Muslims and everyone else, which appears not to have worked, gatecrashing a peaceful vigil stealing a homemade sign and thinking they’ve done well, a trip to Brick Lane (see the EBF video here) to stir up trouble and give out their particular brand of toilet paper, their everlasting love of all that Trump does, another set of begging letters for personal protection and a love-in with KTI (remember they aren’t tied in with them.)

EBF BF disrupt Derby peace protest steal placard peace signI turned up at the office, surprised the other admins (I’m not a great attendee there) and was stunned by the decorations, the tree and generally the Christmas cheer that greeted me as I walked in. If you are not aware we have people here from various faiths and political persuasions. These make for great debates as we trawl though the nasty world of Bifferdom. So in my 3 months of being part of this amazing group of people I thought I’d talk about the questions that you the EBF army have been sending to us in messenger, to the page or comments on the page.

1) Why do you use nicknames?

The simple answer is for security, we have all come under pressure from any of the fash trying to get us to give away bits of our lives so the so called security and intelligence (HAHAHAHAHAHA) section of BF can come after us, our work, trades or businesses, our families (as they are cowards) or generally troll us as much as they can. They hate EBF as we counter their lies and as our reach gets bigger so does our threat.

2) Is there really an office and do we really like Hobnobs?

Yes we do have an office and yes it is full of the oaty biscuits, although being a killjoy I prefer ginger creams, and coffee. Hulk insists on the best coffee, I get on his nerves by bringing in Extra Value (not a coffee drinker either).

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3) What happens if BF disappears?

This is a discussion we have on a regular basis, if BF is disbanded do we go, or do we carry on exposing the lies raised by the various islamaphobic pages out there? Our answer, wherever there is bigotry, racism, lies or hate we won’t be far behind, indeed our new mission statement states just that.

4) Why are there more humourous memes about when we want you to expose them?

After a day trawling through bifferland and seeing the disgusting things, there has to be time for humour, we are only human and some of the things you send are hilarious, we just have to sift through the appropriate ones.

5) Why can’t we post to page?

Simple, we would lose the page. The fash have taken down several pages in the past by posting porn, gore and other disgusting things to page and reporting the hell out of it. We do read all posts to page and all personal messages, it may take a bit of time to reply but like British Rail we get there in the end.

So keep posting to us, keep sending us stuff to debunk, keep sending us your memes, your funnies, your screen shots of your comments on their pages and generally any news you may think we might want show on the page.

So that’s it, as Christmas looms the rubbish they spout continues, the incitement continues and our resolve to bring them down continues.
And now as I drive away from the office, I actually feel like we are starting to get through to people, the media are starting to take note of them and showing them in an unsavoury way. I also feel the friendship from 75000+ people, Biffer fatigue no more.

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Merry Christmas, however you may celebrate it, I hope you and your families have a great time.

Cheers

Landlord