A heartfelt apology by Landlord

EBF Fransen arrested.jpgI/we have an apology to make, in the two and a half years since I became an admin on Exposing Britain First I’ve never made an appeal but this week I’ve looked in petty cash, behind the sofa and all I found was 22p a half packet of hobnobs, a small jar of coffee, 33 mint imperials and a half packet of wine gums. The reason for looking……our irony machine and biffer outrage machines are fucked, they packed up and left the office sometime on Thursday and haven’t been seen since.

We urgently need twelvty million pounds or Ant, Foxy, Nemesis and Prole will be gently rocking in their office chairs and I and the others will bugger off down the pub to drink what is left of our funds.

Poppy outrage is over, mirth over as Goldibollocks tried to show reverence as he laid a wreath, at 4 o’clock and everyone else was tucking into their Sunday lunch or watching the Grand Prix. Reports that he was told he was not welcome at the actual parade are as yet unconfirmed.

Screechy meanwhile the upholder of all things British and on this most patriotic of days, conned the police so she didn’t have to sign on in Bromley and went, not to a Remembrance service, but to address a bunch of Polish Nazis. Biffer propaganda tried to spin it that she was talking to the 30000 Poles at their Independence Day rally when in actual fact she was speaking to a fringe of goose stepping Polish Fascists. Next time she says anything about Remembrance Day and patriotism she can only get a big fuck off from all over here.

With Remembrance Day done and dusted it wasn’t long before the next Biffer outrage, Tesco. Now I’m a grumpy fucker as the landlady can agree so my outrage at Tesco and others is that there are twelve days of Christmas and none of them are in fucking November but the biffer high command was incandescent with rage as Tesco had the audacity to put a Muslim family in their festive advertising, cue the biggest bigoted frothfest seen since, well since Remembrance weekend. Muslims celebrating Christmas, they spluttered it’s not possible. My next door neighbour is called Mo, his wife Fayez( I hope I have that right she’ll kill me if I don’t), and his kids are Muslim. He’s not devout as he enjoys the odd pint and bets on the Grand National but he attends the mosque every other day. He has already got his Christmas lights up on the house and as I write is going to buy a tree. You see they enjoy Christmas more than I do, they host a wonderful Christmas party which most of our road attend, invite my family round on Christmas Day. Someone needs to tell Screechy and Goldibollocks that the birth of Jesus has connotations in Islamic faith as much as it does Christianity. So to those fucknuggets at biffer high command, shove your outrage up your arse.

Outrage number two, and a video from Screechy. I can just see it now in biffer HQ, “we need to be outraged at something,” Goldibollocks and Screechy say, “read the newspapers, scan the airwaves find us something to screech at or else.” Then Steve sees it, tries to cover it up…….but it’s there……a sausage roll. A sausage fucking roll, but not any sausage roll, a Greggs pork sausage roll. The bakery chain held in high regard in biffer circles, had the audacity to make an advert with a sausage roll instead of Jesus in a nativity scene. Now I personally am a non believer, but if that outrages anyone then Christianity has gone to the dogs. I thought the advert was brilliant but the far right exploded in disgust. Greggs later pulled the advert but for fucks sake a sausage fucking roll upsetting the biffers……please.

There is going to be more outrage, that is without a doubt, so our poor biffer outrage machine needs replacing. Please please please, think of the admins, press the imaginary donate button and give generously. Maybe we may make our twelvty million target so Prole can go on a virtual holiday as she’s looking a bit pale recently, I can buy in a virtual barrel of ale and the others can have something better than Spar coffee.

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Fransen’s Fifth columnists arrive in Dewsbury

As usual the Brave Biffers have turned out mob-handed to terrorise yet another English town. There almost like the German 5th column of World War II (except that their Nazi role models of all those years ago were a bit better at secret infiltration). The modern Nazis of Britain First prefer to stand around in large groups, blaring out loud, martial sounding music and intimidating the locals.
BF Dewsbury advance party January 16th 2016 Jayda Fransen and thugs
In the video accompanying this fiasco on the BF website, Fransen describes the soundtrack, reminiscent of violent computer games and military marching themes as ‘patriotic’. We think that alone says a great deal about Britain First’s skewed idea of what patriotism is.

True patriots prefer peaceful relations with and for their countrymen.

EBF BF Golding Dewsbury Breeding ground of extremismFascists thrive on conflict and unrest. Only by setting people against each other can they hope to seize power while everyone else is too busy hating each other to notice.

Don’t be fooled. Fransen and Golding don’t really give a toss about Islamic extremist hate preachers. Why would they? They’re just as guilty of their own brand of Christian extremism and incitement.

What they really want is a nation at war. A house divided against itself cannot stand.

British neo-nazis from Britain First to Pegida all want the same thing. Social destabilisation will create a popular power vacuum, an informal crisis of leadership among the population if not a formal political one, that they hope to exploit for their own fascistic ends. That’s why we at EBF call upon our government to proscribe Britain First just as they have (quite correctly) proscribed their Islamic counterparts.

Britain First and the rest of the fascist groups operating in UK undermine and divide our society. We say that enough is enough.

No Pasaran!

Proscribe Britain First now!

We are ‘Exposing Britain First’

EBF BF leaflet pic 1We are a diverse group of people. We are dedicated to the promotion of truth about Britain First and the divisive lies it tells. We believe that all people have equal value and that discrimination against anyone diminishes us all.

We believe in honesty and we believe in harmony between citizens regardless of creed, race or sexual orientation.

We believe that extremism is a problem best left to security services to deal with.

We do not believe that Britain First shares any of these values. Britain First is a money-making scam that exploits peoples’ fears and prejudices for profit. In the process Britain First is radicalising the British people and creating tensions that only make things worse for British people.

We believe that it is extremely important to expose the lies of Britain First through fact-checking, information giving and (very often) through humour.

Who are Britain First?

Britain First is a political party. At least they’re registered as a political party. They don’t act like one though. They act like an online shop selling shoddy merchandise from foreign sweatshops to British ‘patriots’ at grossly inflated prices.

They also go around bullying old men and shouting at children. They have a facebook page where they dredge up old news or post badly photoshopped bollocks to slander Muslims (who they hate).

Most of all – they pretend to be Britain’s only hope of salvation from the threat they’ve imagined to scare people into giving them money. They claim to support troops and veterans but none of the money they raise goes anywhere near a squaddie or even a Chelsea pensioner.

If you really want to know who Britain First are download our anti Britain First brochure here. And if you’re unlucky enough to have them come to your town print some off and dish them out to passers by.