At EBF, We have a sworn and solemn duty to fight against extremism in all its forms, and in any way we can. Recently Britain First leader Paul Golding has taken an interest in one of our volunteers Anne Pepper, claiming to have information on her.…
EBF Categorically denies this to be true, however we believe it is the moment to tell the truth about Anne Pepper.
The story begins with a problem : EBF was established in order to expose the lies Britain First post every day, however soon after the organisation was founded, we ran into a fundamental issue : We had largely underestimated the ability of Britain First to post complete bullshit, In mid-2014 they were posting at a rate of 6bph (6 Bullshit Posts per hour), however since that date it has been increasing exponentially, we soon reached a point when we realised that our hard working volunteers simply couldn’t keep up with the quantities of bullshit BF was producing, and we had to provide counselling to many of our volunteers, as after working on exposing 2 or 3 posts, they experienced a profound loss of hope for humanity.
In order to resolve this issue, our hard working scientists came up with an idea to streamline the process of Debunking the tons of bullshit that they post every day, we needed to subcontract : and after hours of calculation, we found the perfect candidates : Intellectually superior to Britain First, and thus capable of debunking their bullshit; however unaffected psychologically by the content they have to deal with : Ladies and Gentlemen, we speak of course, of Goats.
Under conditions of absolute secrecy, we purchased a goat and brought it to our underground top secret Lab in Yorkshire, where we taught it to debunk, for the first time ever we had a weapon capable of fighting back against the tide of bullshit BF publish every day : we had a Goat. which, Given the correct quantities of hay, grain, grass and, of course, highly enriched uranium, could withstand the daily onslaught of BF stupidity.
We named this goat Anne, She chose the surname Pepper, like the pig, but classier of course.
We understand this will surprise, and even anger some of you, and we are deeply sorry for not telling you the truth earlier.
And of course, we assure you that Anne’s welfare is our top priority, and she is considered an invaluable member of our team, and a brilliant Goat.
– EBF Team