Biffers even lie about the weather

We all know about Storm Gertrude.

We all know that the UK is in for some decidedly dodgy weather this weekend.

We all know that the Biffers awkward little shamble through Dewsbury is likely to be a very soggy affair indeed.

We all know that some if not all of Dewsbury’s pubs will be closed throughout the Biffers’ visit because of public order concerns.

We all know that there’ll be precious little shelter available for the fash as they listen to the same old waffle from the same old speakers (again) tomorrow afternoon.

And now we all know that the Biffers even lie about the weather.

EBF BF Dewsbury weather forecast storm Gertrude 2