Paulie does Python

Absolute power corrupts absolutely

But for Fuhrer Paul control of a mere 139 cacophonous cockwombles comes close.

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The Biffers in Burton left the rest of us in no doubt that their movement is failing. From the heady days of Rotherham and Luton (where their numbers actually seemed to top 200) to their ‘massive’ Midlands mooch it’s clear that their ‘on street’ support is shrinking fast.

None of this seems to have deterred Fuhrer Paul from claiming victory (again). According to the Biffers Facebook page there were hundreds of ‘Patriots’ and just a handful of ‘leftie scum’ opposing them. The truth was actually very different with only 139 fascists facing far more opposers than they could count. The route they took, as we all know by now was lined with heckling onlookers eager to impress upon Fuhrer Paulie and his successor in waiting, Dutchy Fransen the error of their ways. ‘Fuhrer Fransen’ has a much better ring to it, don’t you think?

Yet Golding continues to claim popular authority and, in the style of Wolfie Smith or even Monty Python’s mud picking ‘Dennis’ insists that he has a valid mandate from the masses.

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You can almost hear his outraged cries of

“Help, help I’m being oppressed” between the snarls and shrieks of the obedient Biffers trolling along behind their Master.

The expression on Paulie’s frightened face told a more honest tale during the shambolic shuffle along Burton High Street earlier this month.

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With such a tiny following you might expect Britain First’s beloved leader to be a bit bashful but not our Paulie. The handful of fascists who take the tin pot Fuhrer seriously are enough to fuel his megalomania to almost astronomical proportions. Announcing his candidacy for London’s Mayoral election he certainly put his cards on the table. This is the guy who probably won’t even manage enough nominations to stand in the first place and yet who genuinely seems to think he’s in with a chance.

Fuhrer Golding is so confident of his impending victory and so ignorant of the limits of Mayoral authority that he actually proposes bringing back hanging (for liberals, trade unionists and all other ‘leftard’ traitors) as if that would ever be in his power, even if, by some barely imaginable miracle he actually managed to become mayor.

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This is the bloodthirsty Biffer whose corrupt ambitions lead him to believe he’ll be able to engage in forced repatriation of non-white Britons – even those who were born here. This is the career Nazi who wants to extinguish all foreign aid and plunge the UK into some sort of splendid isolation that this country hasn’t experienced since before recorded European history even began.

And all of this wild buffoonery seems perfectly reasonable to megalomaniac Golding.

If this ridiculous egocentricity is the result of duping a mere 139 followers can you imagine what would happen if he ever reached the dizzy heights of 500 or even 1000?

Fuhrer Golding doesn’t need absolute power to reach the limits of absolute corruption. Another couple of dozen would probably do the trick!

View from a barstool #4

Beer 2So another week’s over and another week of seeing my takings suffer as the rest of the home nations nosedive out of the Rugby world cup. BT sports taking over of the Champions league is driving the punters away. The mixed pool team has won another game, much to the chagrin of Beryl who continues to put holes in everything other than the dartboard. I do hear the ladies tiddlywinks team may be short next week.

So what have we learnt from Biffer towers this week? Well they were triumphant in Burton, they still hate the thought of countries taking in immigrants, they love Putin, they adore the Knights Templar International (other real groups are out there) they’ve stayed strangely quiet over a massacre in Sweden and finally as remembrance day comes close they wheel out the old clickbait memes to con (sorry make) money out of their supporters.

Apparently Britain First’s brave 139 protesters were confronted by a few anti’s and bravely stood their ground. This however once again turned out to be a load of rubbish as Antifa, locals and Anti Biffers including most of the EBF office turned out to harass, heckle and generally have a good day out (see EBFBlogger here and here). Once again a huge police presence and shut shops proved what a waste of tax payers’ money and the costs of closing local businesses ensues when Folding and Dutchy come to town.

far right sweden school sword killer Anton Lundin PetterssonThe massacre in Sweden by a white, right wing terrorist and I mean terrorist not a misunderstood kid, not a loner, but a terrorist has led to near silence by the media, right wingers and politicians in this country. It appears to me that a nutter is a nutter whatever race or religion he or she may be. But while every Muslim man or woman is labelled a terrorist by the press or Biffer towers I have to counter that when this happens. I wasn’t the only one whose first thought when I heard the colour and politics of this boy was not Muslim was one of relief, when I should have been showing respect to those that had lost their lives. It must be working in the murky world of Anti Britain First that has made me do this.

But now on to the most important issue of the week (to me) and the outpouring of clickbait from Britain First and it’s offshoots including ones we are still checking on claiming to respect our troops, respect remembrance day, respect the poppy. So here we go, they are begging to get Folding elected, they are begging to stop their computers from being hacked, they are begging for court case costs and once again they are stealing money for their tatty products representing the poppy. And yes I did say stealing, because every penny they take goes into their bank account and is sent not to the armed forces but kept for whatever purpose Folding and Dutchy want to use it for (trip to Hungary, new tyres for their van or to hire a snooker hall for an hour). The unfortunate truth is any money raised does not go to respect our troops or to buy housing (something their memes tell us the refugees are getting) and Folding is still disrespecting our troops nearly 10 years since he wore pants on his head at the Cenotaph.

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One of our page readers has challenged Golding to prove where the money has gone. To date nothing has been heard. Many of the good people of the page have been asking us if this page is real, is that page real and it’s got to the point where even we can’t be sure. I have recently had three people in my pub asking me to collect for remembrance day and each time I have said no, not because I don’t want to but since seeing the murky world of Britain First I will only have the Royal British Legion in and then for the rest of the year the Royal Air Force. Two of the three understood why I’m taking this stand, sighed and admitted that most of the pubs were taking this line too. The other got quite angry and insisted that I should allow his box on my bar. He left when I asked for his registered Charity number.

So to all you good souls who give money to respect and honour our troops please be careful where your pennies are going. I would advise sadly that you should only give money to the Royal British Legion this year and politely decline others. Give your reasons, the true ones will sigh and understand – only the shysters won’t.

This is a busy time for me at the moment. In a weeks time I will have completed my move to the South Coast, and my new pub will be halfway through the renovation. At least Beryl won’t be putting holes in the wall, Bazzer complaining about 3-5-2 or 4-2-3-1 and Gaz telling me every two minutes that the world is better under the conservatives will be a distant memory


A shuffling shower of fash

If ever evidence was needed of Britain First’s woefully inadequate ‘on the ground’ support, this weekend’s shuffle through Burton provided it in spades. Even allowing for their standard trick of carrying multiple flags to make their numbers appear greater, it was clear just how outnumbered this shuffling shower of fascists actually was.

As I write this the videos of the day’s proceedings are just beginning to arrive at the EBF Blog’s virtual HQ (AKA ‘my laptop’) and the anxiety on the faces of the marchers is obvious. Usually these tin pot Nazis are protected behind police lines which keep them well apart from the #Antifa counter-protestors. Not so in Burton.

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The route took the Biffers right past hundreds of counter-protestors, including Hubby and I and we were all very vociferous in our condemnation of the little entourage of racist rabble. This level of opposition was clearly a lot more than Britain First had anticipated and they most definitely didn’t like it.

As if to underline the point (not that any emphasis was needed) Fuhrer Golding repeatedly had to turn around to reassure his flock of fascist sheep and urge them to continue moving forward. Presumably this was to prevent the wannabe Knights of this fearsome, Crusading ‘street defence organisation’ from turning tail and running away.

Oh well – they shouldn’t go around trying to stir up trouble then, should they? Especially after having been told so very emphatically by the locals that they’re not wanted!

After Burton

Today, for the first time ever, Britain First organised an event that actually will benefit a charitable cause. They didn’t plan it that way. Their plan was to make money for themselves and stir up lots of religious and racial tension while they were at it.

The charity angle was the Brainchild of a bloke called Andrew who set up a just giving page for people to sponsor the Biffers as they stagger through Burton. The donations won’t go anywhere near Britain First though. Just Giving appeals guarantee that the proceeds go straight to the charities named – in this case the Refugee Crisis Appeal through the Refugee Council. How brilliant is that?

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Burton isn’t too far a drive for Hubby and I so we stopped on the way and had lunch at the Bowling Green in Lichfield. We like it there. We saw some scary looking skinheads outside the pub who may well have been Biffers but they had no insignia. Maybe they were too scared to show their colours when not in a big group. They were talking about the Burton “mega mosque” and something about “fuckin’ illegals” but Hubby frogmarched me away before I could hear more. I didn’t see them on the march in Burton though.

Apparently Staffs police had to arrange protection around Mosques and Islamic centres. I’m told the good people from the York St. Mosque were out in force too – showing their gratitude by giving the police tea and biscuits. Hope they had Hobnobs!

There were loads of Police on Station Street before the march. Someone said there were armed police hanging around too but we didn’t see them.

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Station St. (above)

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Thanks to @paws4unite for the pic above. It’s much better than the ones I took of the police presence. Hubby and I decided to be local shoppers (we often are anyway) instead of protestors. We thought we might get a better view and being kettled doesn’t really appeal. Anyway – we thought it’d be easier to count heads as the Biffers ambled by. We were right.

The Biffers marched (more like shuffled) down High St. They should’ve called in at the library to read up on local history – they have some good stuff there.

The Bass Museum might be more to their taste though. That might just frustrate them though. If Landlord has his way no publicans will allow them in.

Had they gone into the library they might have learned something about religious tolerance.

The last heretic to be burned at the stake was a Burton man – Edward Wightman was executed for heresy sometime in the 17th century. He was a Puritan who was martyred because his faith in God didn’t match the faith in God of the ruling elite. The Biffers really could have learned something from that. Something about the freedom of religious expression.

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There was a slight breeze blowing when we got to Burton but it was dry and bright and actually quite pleasant. It would have been better without the Biffers turning up trying to wreck everything but that’s life, I suppose. Hubby and I come to Burton a lot and we’re sure that the town will soon forget these irrelevant cockwombles and their ridiculous slogans. It’s not as though any of the locals want them here.

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By about 1pm we saw some of the shops around High Street and Station Street closing up and pulling down their metal shutters.

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Burton responded the same way other towns have done when the Biffers invaded. There’ll have been an awful lot of lost trade in the High Street. Even the shops that stayed open won’t have got much custom this afternoon.

The turnout for the counter protest was pretty good. It was a good atmosphere among the protestors too apparently – just like it was in Luton when we were there. This pic was courtesy of @paws4unite

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While we were waiting for the days’ proceedings to begin we heard from another EBF member who’d been in Bristol to heckle the far right walk of shame there. Only 9 Fash never showed up in Bristol, it seems. 9 sad Nazis were confronted by around 2,200 ‘unwashed lefties’! That’s Bristol for you!

The Fash march in Scarborough didn’t do much better with about 40 Nazis turning up there to shout at nobody in particular. Added together that gives a combined national turnout of about 170 Fash. With such tiny figures and such demonstrable opposition we’d have hoped they’d have got the message by now but apparently not.

No such luck here in Burton though. They turned up – a bit late but they came. They probably held off hoping a few more cockwombles would arrive. No such luck for Fransen and her sidekick Folding Golding either (yes – I did get that the right way around). By about 2pm we saw them shuffling into view from our vantage point at the junction of Station St and Worthington Way.

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They took their time getting to us though.

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This shot was taken about 20 minutes later. What’s with the recorded bagpipes? Bagpipes? That’s not exactly traditional Midlands fayre!

While I took photos for the blog, Hubby was checking Twitter. We got out first indication of how poor the turnout was before we actually saw the Master race come shuffling by.

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As you can see – they weren’t exactly ‘formidable’! Outnumbered by police as usual. Also outnumbered by Antifa – that’s ‘as usual’ too.

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Everywhere there were locals were shouting “BF scum”. I quite enjoyed that bit.

I tried to do my own head count but I’m not very tall so it was hard to be sure. I estimated about 150 but a policeman Hubby spoke to reckoned it was nearer to 120, which is what the reporter on Twitter said too so that’s probably right.

That means after months of advertising the Biffers only managed to muster about one fifth of the number spontaneously demonstrating about junior doctors’ contracts. Don’t you just love the Great British sense of priorities?

I noticed that they had kids holding the banner again. I still think that’s child abuse! Our girls aren’t allowed anywhere near these events. They can decide for themselves what to believe when they’re old enough to understand. For now they’re having a lovely time with their granny – and that’s how it should be.

The Fash stopped for speeches near Manor Croft at about 3pm.

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I sneaked around the back to see if I could get a better look. Abbey Arcade is normally teeming with shoppers on a Saturday afternoon. Today, the emptiness just emphasised the echoing hoots and guttural growling that came from the assembled Biffers. It sounded very much like a safari park.

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Even the local lampposts dislike the Biffers!

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Burton does have a lot of #Antifa living locally though so it’s hardly surprising that the Biffers wouldn’t be very welcome. Not to be deterred the paltry little bunch of Biffers weren’t exactly backward in coming forward. That’s what happens when the Fash are protected by hundreds of policemen. They get brave, emboldened by the lines of police that separate them from the decent people of Britain. They weren’t even holding back with the Nazi salutes. And these are the people who pretend to respect Britain’s war dead. Cockwombles!

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Eventually their arms must’ve got tired because they decided to stop sticking them up in the air and set off back along Burton High Street to the dispersal point. By this time an awful lot of #Antifa had assembled along the route to make sure they left.

I wish I’d asked these guys for their contact details. They definitely deserved a pack of EBF Hobnobs for this simple handwritten sign!

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This pic of the return shuffle was taken at about at a quarter to four. As you can see there was a growing reception committee lining the route.

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If you look closely in this picture you’ll see the sycophant who was trying to climb inside Jayda’s rear end (Eeeww!) on the BBC3 documentary, ‘We want our country back’. He’s the one with the mohican haircut and the black jacket. You can’t miss him – he’s the white man next to all the other white folks in this multi-racial, ‘non-racist’ group.

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In the same picture we see they’re pulling their usual stunt to try and seem more popular than they really are. They’re doing the multiple flag thing again!

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It seems the opposition got a little too close for the Biffers’ comfort.

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Luckily for them the law stepped in to keep them safe. The previously good-natured mood was beginning to turn a little less benevolent as the people of Burton had clearly had enough of these racist scumbags by now.

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Eventually they just stopped us from continuing as the Fash receded back into obscurity beneath whatever Nazi rocks they crawled out from.

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By now it was impossible to get near the Fash (although a few enterprising lads did try) and Hubby and I decided it was time to leave. Hubby had some nice Burton beer to drink and I had a blog to write for EBF. You’re reading it now as it happens.

It’s been a good day though. Our second ever #Antifa demo and once again the good people of this country proved that there’s no place for Fascism in our green and pleasant land.

I made this little graphic to commemorate the experience. Hope you like it.

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A view from a barstool #3

Beer 2Well another week over and a good week for me, the Mixed Pool team won their first game of the season without Beryl who decided to give darts a go, the horse picture to the left of the board now has a few holes in it. Next summers Booze Sales should be good with England, Northern Ireland and Wales all through and the Republic of Ireland in the playoffs. The pub is already discussing who should or should not be selected. I’m more worried about the HobGoblin barrels waiting in the cellar for serving.

So another week in Bifferland, another mix of lies, more lies and misleading memes and photo’s. Firstly a blonde Brazilian model with a flying helmet in Brazilian colours posing in front of a Brazilian training plane suddenly transposed herself into Captain Balislava who bombed ISIS. What else, oh yes the poppy stories are coming out of the woodwork, a boy who was sacked for refusing to take his poppy off whilst serving in KFC, commendable, patriotic, nope, this is a disregard for food hygiene, KFC in my opinion is inedible but a pin or poppy in my chicken would lead to claims against the company. Also KFC said he had resigned before the incident.

There appears to be a Russian love in at the moment over at biffer towers, anything Putin does is marvellous, apart from shaking the hand of Lewis Hamilton on Sunday that’s bad, as Britain’s top F1 driver doesn’t particularly like the biffers after the use of a photo of his dog. Immigrants are still bad and God is Great.

Folding and Dutchy are over in Hungary, how I wish they’d stay there, appearing to be all statesmanlike talking to other likeminded groups… actually they are there with Euro Fascists discussing how to bring the New World Order into being. More likely is a Biffer begging bowl going round the other fash.

There’s a march taking place this weekend, well there are 3 that I can see, all of which are being countered. The Biffers are in Burton, now under police orders, EDL in Scarborough and a load of angry racists are in Bristol.

Some hardy Veterans took part in the Front Line walk last weekend 104km over three days, including regular video blogger and hater of all thing biffer John McKnight and someone close to this page. Congratulations, my donation is on it’s way and I hope many of you will donate as well.

Union flagFinally a group of publicans who were on the same course of mine many years ago had our “Christmas bash” and as usual the talk turned to what’s wrong with the world. Unfortunately this usually ends up in a drunken talk about who is seeing who, and how we are being screwed by everyone. But this year was different, we discussed something close to my heart racism, Britain First, the EDL and Casuals and all the other little shitty bigoted little Englanders and how we as publicans can fly our flag with (London) pride. You see, we are patriotic, we love our wonderful diverse, multicultural country, the towns, the countryside, sporting events, good beer and most of all our sense of community. We thought nothing of putting our flags, our bunting and celebrating our saint’s day but now we can’t. We don’t identify with our flag anymore, it’s been stolen by racists and to adorn our premises seems to be showing the community we are linked with these bigoted cockwombles. But we have had enough, we are going to take our flag back, open our bars to the community as a whole and get out there and let people know we are proud to be British but our Britain multicultural and tolerant. Watch this space because we are going to follow these groups and contact publicans in the area they march and try and get them not to allow them to drink there under a part of the licensing act.

Well must sign off now as I’m trying to get to the bottom of a barrel so I can put said Hobgoblin on, Bazzer is back to talking about the formations again, George is discussing the pack sizes of the Welsh and New Zealand rugby teams and Beryl has come in and I need to clear an exclusion zone around the dart board.

So to those going to Burton this weekend including a few admins of this page, have fun, stay safe and heckle the shit out of these arsewipes.



Burton here we come!

Just had a call from the mother in law. She’s going to take the girls on Saturday so Hubby and I can go to Burton after all. It’s only about an hour’s drive from home so it’d have been a real shame to miss it!

This will be our second ever demo – our first one was in Luton earlier this year. I’ll be posting a full report here so watch this space.

Keep the faith and oppose the fash!

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Biffers complaining because they got what they asked for

The Biffers have been banging on ad nauseum about their forthcoming jolly to Burton-Upon-Trent. They’ll be there on Saturday to protest about a Mosque in Burton for Burton people that was approved by Burton local government for the benefit of Burton’s local community.

Led by Paul Golding of Swanley in Kent, the Biffers will converge on this Staffordshire town to make sure their feelings about a Mosque that has nothing at all to do with them are heard by the local people of Burton.

To facilitate this invasion of Burton, the multi-cultural Staffordshire town that isn’t exactly noted for its racial or religious tensions, the Biffers identified this route for the march through Burton. They even uploaded a helpful image so that their few dozen supporters, unfamiliar with Burton-Upon-Trent would be able to find their way around the unfamiliar streets of Burton.

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In an attempt to balance the right of these outsiders (who have nothing to do with Burton-Upon-Trent) to protest with the rights of the people of Burton to remain safe from the violent, racist cockwombles set to invade their normally peaceful home, the local Police have issued a Section 12 notice to control the march through Burton. The route identified in the section 12 notice matches the route the Biffers themselves agreed upon. That seems very reasonable in the circumstances. We’re sure that many Burton people would much prefer that these outsiders were prevented from entering their town at all.

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BF Burton sec 12 2So how did Britain First respond to this generous development? Like this…

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We’ll just leave that there. There really isn’t anything to be said in the face of such insightful commentary, is there?

The voice of  Burton locals seems to be rather more coherent.

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