Childish EDL plan to disrupt Birmingham Mosque ceremony

This is a secret so don’t tell anybody!

Using their super-secure private Facebook group, Paul Locke’s ultra-competent English Defence League oafs have hatched yet another cunning plan. In utmost secrecy, without any chance of outsiders getting a sniff of the action Locke’s layabouts have planned yet another piss-up. They’re not known as The Imbibing Brotherhood for nothing!

The excuse for this drunken rampage is a ceremony to inaugurate a new Mosque.Paul Locke EDL Birmingham mosque May 2016

Lots of Imbibers plan to attend but only if they can get pissed first.

Paul Locke EDL Birmingham mosque May 2016 where to meetAs the aspiring national leader he is, Locke has taken steps to ensure his drunken mates will be well-pissed before they get to the Mosque. He’s even promised to make contact with a local pub, attempt to get the landlord to break the law by banning Muslims from his premises and arrange a pre-rampage piss-up venue. We’re not at all sure how successful that will be and for all we know the 3 Horseshoes won’t have anything to do with Locke’s Losers but it may be worth avoiding the place on Sunday if you fancy a quiet meal with the kids.

After all, they’ll be turning up to sully the pub’s atmosphere whether the landlord approves of the EDL’s racist views or not,

Paul Locke EDL Birmingham mosque May 2016 3 horseshoesWe’ll be passing on our information to W. Midlands police so hopefully the imbibing brotherhood won’t manage to cause too much disruption. It’d be a shame if they were allowed to spoil this important event with their loutish behaviour. This looks like a public order offence in the making to us. There might even be a conspiracy charge in there for all we know.

That’s for the police and the CPS to decide, of course.

 

Britain First’s Admin, Anthony Blunn’s vlog part 2

Last Thursday we posted a highly entertaining vlog produced by Biffer Facebook administrator and ‘11th in command’ security guy, Anthony Blunn. At that time we promised to dissect his brief monologue in detail (once we’d stopped laughing). That took a while!

BF Anthony Blunn no go areas vlog

Anyway – we’ve managed to calm down, wiped the tears from our cheeks (and from Kit’s legs) and taken an altogether more serious look at the rubbish that the fine upstanding ‘Great British Patriot’ has produced. Fortunately for us the video doesn’t last very long so we were able to critique it in just a couple of sittings.

The overall topic is ‘no go areas’, something that ‘lefties’ and ‘radio DJs’ are apparently unable to comprehend. Blunn focuses on East London which he likens, rather inexplicably to Afghanistan. He claims that it’s easy enough to get into East London but you’ll have great difficulty getting out again. In truth Blunn has recent experience of this having accompained his Fuhrer, Paul Golding on several recent excursions to the East London Mosque. Here he has enjoyed himself blocking the entrance, intimidating worshippers and generally making a complete cockwomble of himself. The Blunster seems never to have had any difficulty getting out of East London, indeed making it all the way back to Wolverhampton at least 7 times so far. The last retreat from the area was so easy the Biffers managed it in record time!

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The truth is that anyone can go to East London and anyone can leave. There are no gangs of maurading Jihadists lying in wait to kidnap white women or behead far-right ‘patriots’. There are just people going about their business. Some of whom live in the area and some of whom commute in and out daily. Blunn seems to think that you can’t be safe in East London unless you wave a ‘flag of truce’ (whatever that might look like) and hoist it ‘high and clear’ to let the local British citizens know that you, as a fellow British citizen, come in peace, to buy Halal food or perhaps to convert to Islam.

What Blunn should have said is… “Don’t be a dick”.

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If you turn up with placards and banners, intimidate the locals and generally make a complete cock of yourself, of course you won’t be welcome. And if you repeat the same outlandish behaviour SEVEN TIMES, eventually you’ll be chased away. Fair enough.

Don’t be a Dick!

Unfortunately The Great British Patriot doesn’t seem to understand this simple point. He sees a conspiracy where everyone else sees simple ‘cause and effect’. Blunn thinks the answer is to get Christians living in the area (the area they’re not supposed to be able to go into, by the way) to start defaming Mohammed and having a go at Imams. Apparently that way the mosques will soon be empty, Islam will disappear from the UK and all the Christian churches will be full. It’s remarkable how the far-right seem to think every issue, however complex can be solved with a simple ‘black or white’ equation. Numpties!

Funniest of all ‘the Blunster’ references two videos, one of which he credits but it seems he knows his subject so well he can’t remember who produced the other. We had a look. We wished we hadn’t!

All we can say (without producing another catalogue of posts entirely) is that they contain the predictable, far-right misrepresentation, hyperbole and downright deceit we’ve learned to expect from the Biffers and their ideological kind.

As vlogs go it’s still really funny though.

Cockwomble!

Robin Lomax’s political uniform

They really are asking for it, aren’t they?

Paul Golding and Jayda Fransen are on bail for wearing political uniform.

Steve Lewis was arrested for the same offence a week or two ago.

Robin Lomax was visited by the old Bill in respect of the same offence (also a couple of weeks ago) and now the silly boy goes and does it again.

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How is a black (“security”) jacket with the Britain First insignia and arm patches proclaiming the wearer’s rank as ‘chief of staff’ and ‘National head of security’ not ‘uniform’?

Numpties!

We look forward to hearing about Lomax’s arrest shortly.

Britain First’s Admin, Anthony Blunn goes it alone

Most people will never have  heard of Anthony Blunn. He’s a fairly insignificant bloke from Wolverhampton who seems to think he’s got something important to say. He hasn’t, of course. He’s just spouting the same old rubbish but he’s doing it in a very entertaining way. Well, it entertained us!

Blunn’s latest venture is a Vlog (that’s a Video blog for those who aren’t sure). In it he tries (and fails) to justify the rather silly notion that East London is a no-go area for non-Muslims. It isn’t hard to understand why he’s chosen this particular topic.

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Last weekend Blunn and his mates were chased away from East London Mosque by around 20 Muslims who’d had enough of the Biffers’ repeated attempts to intimidate them and their fellow worshippers. For the SEVENTH time these numbskulls arrived uninvited and plonked themselves right outside the Mosque entrance, carrying their ‘No more mosques’ banner and generally making a nuisance of themselves. That didn’t last long though. Having put up with their divisive stupidity on six previous occasions a few local Muslims decided that enough was enough and scared them away. That didn’t take long either. The Biffers were there just minutes before they ran away screaming (Fuhrer Golding personally leading the gallant retreat) like frightened children.

In a futile attempt to assuage the enormous loss of credibility this self-proclaimed ‘street defence organisation’ suffered, Blunn (who calls himself ‘The Great British Patriot’) has released this video.

We’ll be taking it apart in detail later but for now we thought you’d appreciate something to laugh at over your morning coffee. We’re pretty sure we have all the angles covered for our ‘clause by clause’ critique but feel free to offer further suggestions if you think of anything we really need to include.

 

Landlord reports for EBF News from Whitechapel

Welcome to EBF News bringing you an independent view on all things Biffer. I’m just hearing in my earpiece (paid for by hobnobs, not patriots) that Landlord has been naughty again, refusing to watch Biffer TV and has been sent to the East London war zone (or ‘East London’ as we like to call it). We’ve decided to send him there as he likes a beer and being in Shakira controlled East London he won’t be able to get one. Over to you Landlord, what’s happening.

Beer 2“Well Prole, thanks for sending me here. From my vantage point in the Leman Tavern serving only the finest Halal ale, there are a couple of Lager pumps, Guinness, a couple of ales and a lovely atmosphere”

“Landlord, we sent you over to see what was happening outside the mosque, please go and check for EBF news”

“I’ve just heard there’s a thousand Biffers, no make that 5 faaasand brave patriots and 6 million muslims. SO13 are there with the national guard, dogs and an aircraft carrier”

“Landlord get out of the pub and go and see…….now!”

Muffled swearing is heard as Landlord gets off his stool

“Do you do take outs?”

2 minutes later…

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“OK Prole, I’m across the road now, my previous estimates were a little bifferish, there are 30 idiots, I mean patriots holding crosses, flags and election paraphanalia and about 50 or 60 blokes trying to get into the mosque to pray or something. The police are there trying to get the rabid idiots to move on but Screechy seems quite taken with a muslim bloke.” I’m looking for their new bestie Evan Davis but he must be hidden at the back, either that or a dragon has taken him.”

“what about the biffers anything happening”

“Yes Prole they seem to be arguing with the 10’s of thousand muslims that are about brandishing KKK crosses and all. Must have had a kicking the last time they went out as there seem to be a lot of walking sticks.”

“how many muslims….have you been drinking?”

BF tens of people gather East London Mosque“Yes Prole, and someone has just given me another one…..ermmmmm there’s about 50 people wanting to go into the mosque to pray. The police have turned up. Apparently they were called by someone to say there might be trouble. Blimey someone isn’t going to have an omelette tonight. They’re lobbing eggs at the proud patriots.”

“Anything else”

“Yes the police appear to be moving the biffers on, someone is singing We’ll meet again (or I could have made that up)….Aaah our proud patriots seem to be preparing for the Biffer marathon or something… they are running… yes they are definitely running. Reminds of me of Monty Python. Brave Sir Goldibollocks ran away. Someone has aimed a kick at the biffers, made Eric Cantona look like a murderer. They look very frightened of the 20 or so people going after them. Oh look the police can’t keep up. All that running away is making them fit. The Chief of Staff, Screechy and Goldibollocks appear to be the most frightened, biffer security is in complete disarray.”

BF run away from East London Mosque

After the break more live news from the meant streets of East London…

“Landlord can you tell me whats happening now”

“Yes Prole I can”

“well”

“I’m chatting to the Landlord of the pub in the Shakira Muslim patrol area, and he seems to be the hub of the community. Beer tasted good though!”

“What about the biffers?”

“What about them, they are cockwombles…..hold on”(muffled talking and laughing going on) Apparently there are some light injuries and two biffers have been arrested.”

“How have you got this information”

“Well Prole, I met a journalist who’s a friend of EBF news, he seems to have all the info. Can I concentrate on beer now and will you stop sending me out to cover the biffers there’s only so much I can take!”

“That was the Landlord live in a pub in Whitechapel, anything reported could be rubbish as he has had a couple.

The Britain First school of bravery

Yesterday the Brave Bifffers from Britain First visited East London Mosque for the SEVENTH time. Yes you read that right – they’ve now been seven times to harass the innocent worshippers of East London. But this time they got more than they expected.

This time it seems that some of the local Muslims had had enough of this repeated bullying and decided to chase the ‘Brave patriots’ away. It wasn’t difficult to do. For all their claims of courage they soon turned tail and ran.

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The sight of them legging it around the corner by the petrol station with their Muslim ‘pursuers’ walking slowly after to make sure they’d actually gone was a joy to behold.

We’re grateful to IRBF for posting their brilliantly funny video of the Biffers showing their true (yellow) colours.

And this is the ‘official’ Britain First video of the day (with a few comments of our own for good measure)

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https://www.facebook.com/100005585837660/videos/474623949400462/

It’s harder to be brave when faced with young men instead of pensioners and hijabis isnt it Paulie?

The Mayoral debate (innit?) by Landlord

Picture the scene, Goldibollocks marching into a (real) TV studio, with his henchmen to meet Screechy’s bestie Nick Robinson. The prospective mayoral candidates are all being granted a 20 minute interview and Der Fuhrer and his shittroopers are on their way for their turn. In front of a TV audience of several Goldibollocks, looking like the thug statesman he wants to be is getting made up ready for his chance to shine.

The announcer. Welcome to all of you tuning into this q&a between Nick Robinson and Mr Goldibollocks of the biffer party, keeping Britain British and all that innit. Lady and Gentleman please welcome Mr Robinson and Mr Goldibollocks.

(cue Benny Hill music)

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  1. NR. Good afternoon Mr Goldibollocks
  2. That’s just what I expect from you lefty journalists calling everyfink afternoon. In Britain it’s now evening, it’s already a muzzie conspiracy, I thought screechy told you that down in Rochester.
  3. Well in my defence I didn’t know who she was.
  4. See another conspiracy from the biased lefty media against our legitimate political party. She’s the darling of Britain and I didn’t move in with her just to be able to get on the ballot paper, oh no, that’s down to those bastards at EBF that is, those people will hang when we take over power HAHAHAHAHA.
  5. You can’t go around hanging anyone who disagrees with…..
  6. (shouting to Lomax) Commander in Chief take his name for the hanging list
  7. Can I start the interview now Mr Goldibollocks
  8. So you have applied to be Mayor of London and your family and deputy are up for the London Assembly. Can I start by asking why?

PG Well we was having a beer down the Old Dog and Duck and that Mooselimb Sid Khan was on the tv giving it all that. Then I was having a Cuzzer with Screechy and the high command I almost spat my Korma out when they said anyone could be Mayor. I told my muckers to find out all about it, get it funded by our twelvty million gullible supporters, and Jims my Uncle here I am.

  1. But that’s not a real reason?
  2. You’re already trying my patience, you appeaser. I want to take my party into oblivion obviously.
  3. We had a look at your accounts and there seems to be more holes in there than substance, if you can’t manage your own accounts how can London trust you with a budget of Billions?
  4. Well Stevie is no good a keeping banners but seems to be able to do our accounts. We use the Barings bank method and hide our heads in the sand. If anyone questions us we have our back up plan…ban the burka, no more mosques, no more halal.
  5. But there is a budget of 16billion last year how will this be distributed?
  6. Ban the Burka, no more Halal, No more mosques.
  7. What is the total amount you, as an individual, earned from Britain First including salary and expenses?
  8. Well I had a good year last time out. The gullible fools on our Facebook Page provided all that the high command required to live on. I mean look at Screechy’s tits they ain’t cheap. And hiring a pool hall for an evening that ain’t a couple of quid.
  9. You call them gullible fools aren’t they going to see through you now.
  10. Most of them are bought likes, the others are mostly from the US who think they can vote!! The money keeps rolling in it’s great!!

(A loud wail is heard as Screechy shouts)

Screechy. Goldi!!! Shut the fuck up for God’s sake!

  1. EBF BF Golding's MummyGiven that except for Jayda every BF candidate this May is either a relative or neighbour of your mother – this is just ‘jobs for the boys’ style nepotism isn’t it?
  2. Have you seen the rules for the election, must have been drawn up by some lefty muslim. I mean how can I get my high command in when they don’t live in London. My Ma and family are fully behind me and if I knew what nepotism meant I’ll hang you.
  3. If indeed Britain First is a Christian organisation, why does almost every Christian branch reject Britain First, and why does Britain First speak ill of certain Archbishops, when they have gone against Britain First?
  4. No one is more Christian than us, No One I tell you, have you seen our triumphant marches with our crosses. The other branched of Christianity are nothing but libtards and unwashed lefty muslim appeasers who will be hung so High Priestess Screechy can take her rightful place on the throne.
  5. Why does Britain First not talk out against white, English (and often Christian) criminals (including terrorists), when they expect Muslims to denounce Muslim criminals (including terrorists) every 30 minutes?
  6. Because white christians never ever break the law. In fact when I am leader of the universe all white christian crime will be wiped from the record books, as long as you hold a cross or a bible you will have done nothing wrong. And if you wear fleeces with our emblem you get to stone a muzzie.
  7. Why does Britain First continue knowingly to flout the law, and then get annoyed when they have been caught?
  8. Ban the burka, no more mosques and Ban Halal.
  9. If IS are deemed to be true Muslims by BF, due to following the Qur’an very literally, does this mean that BF are not true Christians as Jayda should not be speaking according to very literal text ?
  10. Not in our Bible…the Biffer cherry picked verses bible.
  11. There is criticism that you have tried to say that only Muslim men are capable of grooming and sexual offences against minors yet one of your own is on the sex offenders register. What do you say to those who raise this issue?
  12. Well Nick you lefty, ban the burka, ban Halal and stop building mosques.
  13. This is going well. How about this question. how will you maintain the status quo in the capital with its diverse multi culturalism?
  14. Status Quo! I liked ‘Whatever you want’.Status Quo whatever you want.jpg
  15. The question still stands
  16. Well seeing as I’m building a wall just inside the M25 to stop anyone slightly multi-cultural or foreign-looking getting in… London for the British. Ban Halal, Ban the burka and stop building mosques.
  17. So that’s the sum total of the Biffer manifesto then, Ban the Burka, Ban Halal and close all mosques.
  18. Not at all. We stand for more pies for Stevie, free tit jobs for all Biffer high command, new banners, Freedom of the City for Uncle Jim. Loads really.
  19. You are having rallies outside the capital. As people not in the capital can’t vote isn’t this a little silly?
  20. This is where you lefty media types are wrong. All our millions of followers can vote for us, postal vote forms are being posted to America, Coventry is a well known area of London and we will not be stopped. It’s all lefty Muslim appeasers that have stopped non Londoners from voting and we will not stand for it.

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  1. What happens if you don’t win and all this has been a tremendous waste of money?
  2. Uncle Jim has already told us we will win and he’s never wrong. I mean we have Knights and shit behind us. And if we don’t it will be because the vote has been rigged by the establishment to keep us out.
  3. So to sum up your attempt at seizing control of the capital, you will ban the burka, ban Halal, tear down the mosques, kick out anyone non-white, rape the banks, put banners up, buy more pies, make a hate preacher ‘Freeman of the city’, hang lefty’s and screw this great capital into the ground.
  4. About right, but I’d also make the admins and followers of Exposing Britain First watch our compendium of videos of Screechy until they repent.
  5. Well I’d like to thank you for this interview. Like to, but I can’t, you useless bunch of spunktrumpets.