Still no word on the erstwhile absence of Goldibollocks and Screechy and although we, at EBF towers really couldn’t care less we’ve been putting forward ideas as to what had happened to the cockwombles in chief, ranging from Stevie mistook them for a mobile Greggs and was sitting on them to Screechy temporarily joined a nunnery whilst Goldibollocks converted to Catholicism and was hiding from Uncle Jim. Yifter though had the boring idea that they’d used the latest begging money to visit the Westboro Baptist Church to exchange ideas. Whatever it was, maybe,whoever had been left in charge of their page just locked the door, put a cabinet up against it and spent their time laughing maniacally on an old search engine which struggled to find anything past 2010.
Their roadshow continues this time in London. At the moment the location is a closely guarded secret but guesses on Twitter and Facebook both on where and how many attendees would be gratefully received for no other reason it will give us a laugh, we may even be able to send a penny chew to you as hallowe’en draws near.
The truth is while the biffer high command are away and the twatspangle who runs the page in their absence is posting all the ancient, rehashed shit that he/she is it’s really difficult to concentrate on bifferland and to write much. I might even have to do some actual work.