#EggGate: Jayda’s not usually this polite

You can tell when a Britain First neo-nazi knows they’ve been caught out because they try to become uncharacteristically reasonable. We’ve rarely seen Jayda being so polite – but then she’s rarely been caught out so obviously in a forum she can’t control. The problem with Twitter is that you can’t just delete other peoples’ comments the way you can on Facebook. Perhaps that’s why the Biffers have so little support among Twitterers. They’re harder to fool because they can’t easily be silenced. Maybe that’s why Frau Fransen was so polite to this tweeter (whose tweet is being spread far and wide across the Twitter platform as we speak).

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What a polite request!

But what exactly was the tweet? It’s becoming known as EggGate in the EBF office in honour of Fransen’s stupendous faux pas. It might be easy enough to fool the Biffers but people who actually visit the shops with their eyes open and their brains engaged are much harder to dupe. Isn’t that right Jayda?

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As it happens I went to the shops and took my own little Easter egg picture for Twitter yesterday.

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Spread the word

Things are looking good from our vantage point here at EBF Towers.

  • The Biffers numbers are falling with every demo and stunt.
  • The law is closing in on Dutchy and Folding in a very big way.
  • We hear that donations have slumped to an all-time low.
  • Fewer and fewer people we meet in our real lives (outside of EBF) are prepared to say anything nice about the Biffers.
  • The neo-nazi dream of an all-white, Aryan Britain is once again fading back into the darkness from whence it came.

But the job’s not over yet. There are still some ill-informed Brits who don’t realise what Britain First stands for when they share their social media clickbait or who ‘hold court’ down at the boozer about those ‘heroic’ Biffers. These are the hardest to reach.

Will you help us to show them the truth too? Please share this image across all your social media platforms.

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We have over 82,000 followers on Facebook alone. The blog and Twitter are well supported too. If every supporter who sees this image shares it we could reach nearly everyone in the UK in just a matter of hours.

Will you help us to spread the word? Please – share this image and give your friends the chance to find out the truth.

No pasaran!

Lewis languishes in the cells

Oh how we laughed!

It’s true. The EBF office fairly rocked with laughter today as the news broke about poor Pieman’s prolonged incarceration. According to Britain First the unfortunate fascist was arrested in a midnight raid and bundled off to captivity in a South Eastern police station (presumably without the benefit of pasties).

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The Biffers tell us that they arrested him for wearing political uniform outside a London mosque some days earlier. That seems a little unlikely to us.

They further claim that he’d been held for 16 hours for that offence and no other. That seems unlikely too.

We wonder if the Biffers are telling us the whole truth. Actually that’s not true. We don’t wonder at all. We’re absolutely certain that there’s more to it than that.

We’ll keep an eye on the news and see what transpires. Watch this space for more information as it becomes available.

We’ll also let you know if anything comes of the Biffers’ demand that their ‘patryoots’ jam up the police station’s telephone lines to demand Pieman’s release. We’re not sure but could that be classed as some sort of incitement? Perhaps it’s a form of wasting police time? It may even be an attempt to pervert the course of justice.

We’ll let you know what happens.

We fixed your meme for you

We all agree that what happened in Brussels this week is terrible.

We all agree that killing innocent people in the name of any religion or ideology is an awful crime.

We all agree that there can be no justification for this sort of atrocity.

Terrorists like ISIS (AKA Daesh), Anders Behring Breivik, Dale Jones and Damien Hunt are the lowest of the low and their victims deserved none of what happened to them. Organisations like this one that incite extremist violence deserve our condemnation too.

Death is no respecter of persons and terrorists exist across many political and ideological platforms. So we’re sure that Britain First didn’t mean to ignore the vast majority of victims who were killed by terrorists who weren’t Muslims. Surely they don’t want to ignore the many slaughtered by right wing Christian groups or white supremacist militia in America. We don’t imagine they’d like to forget the poor victims of anti Muslim mosque bombings and street violence or the innocents who died at the hands of political terrorists in coups across the world that have absolutely nothing to do with religion.

So we fixed their image for them.

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You’re welcome!

Defeating terrorism with… erm… more terrorism

This week began with the awful news that terrorists had attacked innocent people in Belgium. The extremist Islamist group, ISIS has since claimed responsibility for the terrible loss of life.

Like just about everyone else the Biffers at Britain First are outraged and disgusted by this cruel, callous act. No matter how fervently you believe in your cause there can be no justification for murdering innocent bystanders in cold blood. It’s not civilised, it’s not justifiable, it’s certainly not clever… and it’s not Islamic.

The Quran explicitly forbids the killing of non-combatants, even in times of war. Perhaps that’s why 70,000 Muslim clerics recently issued a joint fatwa against Islamic extremists. They give Islam a bad name and they offend the faithful and, in the eyes of those who believe in Him, they offend Allah as well. There is no blissful afterlife for murderers as any devout Muslim will tell you if you bother to ask them.

The real problem here isn’t Islam any more than the Northern Irish troubles were about Christianity. The real problem is terrorism – the unjustifiable belief that it’s OK to kill people to get your own way. It’s the belief that ‘might is right’ and that peace can be brought about by violence. That’s the real enemy – violence.

So how did the Biffers respond to this latest terrorist outrage?

By missing the point and advocating more violence and extremist terrorism in the sort of tit for tat that Ghandi referred to when he said…

“An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind!”

He would have recognised Britain First had they been around in his day. That other famous Ghandi quote could have been written for them…

“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians but I like your Christ.”

With ‘Christian’ attitudes like this it’s not hard to understand what he meant.

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Biffers butting into other peoples’ business again

What do you wear when you go to the swimming baths?

I wear a forgiving dark coloured swimsuit that lets me hide my ‘voluptuousness’ behind a camouflage of cloth. Even covered up like that I hate the seemingly endless walk from the changing rooms to the water where I feel like I’m on show for the whole world to criticise my ‘extra padding’. Hubby says it’s not a problem. He says I’m beautiful (and that’s really nice of him) but it doesn’t change the fact that my sense of modesty means I hate those few yards until I can hide my tummy beneath the surface of the water.

Honestly, if I thought I had to wear a bikini to go to the pool I don’t think I’d ever go again.

Fortunately though, nobody has ever so much as raised an eyebrow at my choice of swimwear. I can cover up if I like and that’s nobody’s business but my own. I’m not hurting anyone and I’m not trying to dictate what other people should wear. If other (usually younger) women want to flaunt what they’ve got that’s up to them. I just don’t – well not any more. But you should have seen me ten years ago!

I was horrified to see the latest offering from Britain First because it touches on this very subject. As you can tell it’s an issue very close to my heart. It’s also something that is none of Britain First’s business.

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When will these small-minded little bigots stop sticking their noses in where they’re not wanted?