This week I’ve been to the office to meet the guys, it appears that the war is over and all is fine. Hobnobs and fine blend coffee have been seen on desks and my supply of midget gems seems to have gone down well. I also decided at the last minute to go on a road trip to Canterbury this week to join up with the anti biffer march. In fact I am writing this using a pub’s free wifi at one of those wobbly tables which need a beer mat wedged underneath for a sense of authenticity instead of the faux flagstones. Oh for a proper local, with roaring open fire, decent beer and nice company.
After the shenanigans of their march in Dewsbury, with those million supporters being given section 35’s by the police to stop them, a demo was held outside a mosque in Canterbury with that good ol’ favourite the ‘No more Mosques’ banner. What made this demo more questionable was the day it was on. Mosques across the country opened their (already open) doors to the local communities so other faiths could learn, talk and come together to see the mysteries of Islam. It seems to me that if Screechy, Goldibollocks and the twats that blindly follow them wanted to know about Islam then instead of being total fuckwits shouting about 72 virgins (yawn) the prophets marriage (change the record) to a 6 year old, Taqqiya (for fucks sake) and all the beheading and killing (aaaaaaaaaaaagh) then the perfect place to go would be into a mosque.
Although Screechy and Goldibollocks wouldn’t do that, their shittroopers weren’t there to protect them and there was more than one old man inside.
I notice they made another trip to the Biffer TV studio (chuckle) aka a £15 a pop app. Once again despite threats of a total ban on office hobnobs by Prole and Kit, I still couldn’t sit through another Screechy screech. The others did. So, I understand, did most of you. I will be sending medals round to all who made it past 3 minutes.
The begging letters continued, they now have enough to get legal representation against Bedfordshire police when plod finally go back to court. I for one cannot wait until we see the result of this. I’m still amazed by the gullibility of their followers. I wonder how many reply to a Nigerian banker??? The money cow for Uncle, Screechy and Goldibollocks continues unabated. Surely their supporters must see through them by now.
On Friday I went on my other Road trip to Canterbury. I was able to join in a march set up by students against Islamaphobia, standing with the Mosque that the Biffers decided to turn up with their banner. Now I’m not sure about you guys but I’m not impressed that the Biffers with 1.3 million likes (another huge jump in the space of a single minute) and 3 months notice only manage to get 120 ‘patriots’ to shuffle round a carpark. Meanwhile around 500 of our silent majority marched to a mosque with no screeching, carrying islamaphobic banners or crosses, arranged just last Monday through word of mouth and social media. It was also applauded by nearly everyone we went past. I think Canterbury just sent a very, very large FUCK YOU to Britain First.
So get this Screechy, Goldibollocks and the rest of your blind sheep. The silent majority have had enough. I even enjoyed tea and cake at the mosque. It was hard to say goodbye. I learnt so much more about Islam in an hour than Screechy and Goldibollocks have learnt from their right wing sources.
Finally may I say a big thankyou from the bottom of my heart. The page reached yet another milestone in that we went past 80000 likes. This is all down to you. The admins have the ideas and publish posts, you however read them, debate them, take care of our numerous trolls (getting more as we start getting to them) and share them to educate others to the danger of the right wing. So Thanks and cheers.
And thats it for this weeks review, I’m off to a pub for a pint and good company, the office doesn’t seem the same with the hobnob ban, the Landlady needs some cash for more shoes and the barmaid needs paying.