We came across this startling piece of news about ISIS killing people in a running gun battle on the streets of Chesterfield, the home of Britain First ‘Armed forces division’ boss, Robin Lomax. WARNING – depending upon your PC’s web browser settings clicking the above lonk may result in lots of pop-up advertising.
Our first thought was to wonder why the brave Biffer army hadn’t seen them off. But then we realised that they may have been distracted doing their bit for our collective safety in nearby Wakefield instead. Go for it fellas!
Or maybe they were off being brave in Bradford.
Perhaps they’d made their way to Cornwall to defend Launceston
Were they across the pond in America?
Eventually we began to smell a rat.
Can you guess why?