ISIS don’t ‘alf get about, don’t they?

We came across this startling piece of news about ISIS killing people in a running gun battle on the streets of Chesterfield, the home of Britain First ‘Armed forces division’ boss, Robin Lomax. WARNING – depending upon your PC’s web browser settings clicking the above lonk may result in lots of pop-up advertising.

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Our first thought was to wonder why the brave Biffer army hadn’t seen them off. But then we realised that they may have been distracted doing their bit for our collective safety in nearby Wakefield instead. Go for it fellas!

Lie about ISIS in Wakefield
Or maybe they were off being brave in Bradford.

Lie about ISIS in Bradford
Or Basingstoke

Lie about ISIS in Basingstoke

Perhaps they’d made their way to Cornwall to defend Launceston

Lie about ISIS in Launceston

Or Wolverhampton

Lie about ISIS in Wolverhampton

Were they across the pond in America?

Lie about ISIS in Memphis

Lie about ISIS in Minneapolis

Eventually we began to smell a rat.

Can you guess why?

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