Ladies and gentlemen, it is with huge pride that we here at EBFHQ can announce that we have finally won our war. It has been a long and wearisome slog, but we have finally achieved the victory we sometimes thought impossible.
Yes, it’s true. Britain First are now ready to accept that, for a story to have any worth, it must be supported by proof. Actual, verifiable proof. Anything else is bollocks.
We look forward now to Britain First publishing only that which can be proved “beyond reasonable doubt”. We will enjoy reading stories which are properly researched, with verifiable citations, rather than cut and paste rehashes of articles from the Mail and the Express with the equivocations excised.
From now on, when Britain First declare something to be “FACT!!!”, we will know that it is so, because they only accept it if it comes with proof.
So, well done us, and well done you for fighting the good fight for so long. However, we cannot rest on our laurels, there are still too many fuckwits and cockwombles out there, ready to believe any old bullshit that conforms to their prejudices and confirms their bigotry.
