View from a barstool #8

Beer 2Evening all from the Exposing Britain First barstool, as I sit here sipping my pint, looking over the dark pub garden heaters going full blast as the poor smokers huddle under the shelter I wonder what the hierachy at Britain First makes of our recent declaration of intent by Hulk and our own EBFBlogger.

The information gratefully received by persons unknown has certainly made it an interesting time at the office as we digest reams of information. These snippets of information we are receiving have already proved that those supporters eligible to vote for this so called political party runs at 57% of their likes on facebook, and as we know they can only muster the same old 200 or so people on the ground at their days of action. Keep watching for the EBFington Post there will be more to be revealed.

The only time I have ever declared hostilities on anyone was on guests who ordered a real ale shandy or wanted a top on their Guinness so this is quite exciting. Britain First need to be taken down, and a concerted effort from all of us over the coming months could lead to an end of this tacky bunch of conmen. As Hulk said we are all one team, the EBF team, taking pride in what we do.

So now to a conversation with my 3 year old daughter…..getting more sense out of her than any biffer I have ever had the misfortune to talk to…..and her new favourite question of ‘why’?

Earlier this week she was lying with me on the sofa, playing with my phone, something like Sofia the First does Dallas or similar, and she looked over my shoulder as I was doing some EBF housework, checking posts, finding the trolls, checking the validity of the Biffers posts and our own facts, you know the sort of mundane thing you do on a dark Tuesday evening,when there’s no beer to be drunk(or Landlady buggering off to bingo) and she saw one of their posts looked at me and said “daddy why?”

Now I don’t know about you but to try and tell a 3 year old why a group of “people” don’t like another group is really hard so here is my answer.

“Well darling, there is a group called Biffer First, who decided to set up a facebook page extolling British virtues. They got a load of people to follow them by showing poor little doggies or a British Flag and asking people to share. As this proved so successful they decided to pick on some people who follow another religion and be really really horrid to them”

She looked at me and said “why?” I looked at her and said

“because they don’t like them very much, you see that woman? Well she is called Dutchy, she wants to hang daddy because he sticks up for people who are bullied by idiots. That man is called Folding, he cons as much money out of people as is possible so they can pretend to have more likes than they do, and so he can have lots of lovely holidays. They also tell everyone that Samira can’t come here and would like to sink her boat” (Samira is an african refugee at her nursery)

She looked at me again and said “why” I pondered this question for a moment and said “darling I wish I knew there is no sense in it, they are horrid people, bullies, thieves and conmen. They are poo poo heads that don’t like anyone who isn’t the same colour as them. But don’t worry, daddy will fight to get rid of them, destroy them, make them no more.”

She looked at me smiled and said “thankyou daddy” and put on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on my phone.

So thats me in a nutshell, and I hope it’s all of you. I hate using commercial catchphrases but I will, We are one team, the EBF team. We may be small but together we will succeed.

I’ve just checked, the rain still comes down, the fires just gone out, my beer is finished and the next barrel isn’t ready until tomorrow, the backdoor seems not to lock, the dog has picked up a chill and the Landlady is blaming me for something or other, but you know what? Things have never been better.

The Biffers are going down, and I want to be part of it.


7 thoughts on “View from a barstool #8

  1. We are at war, yes, it’s a global war, it’s a war which does not recognize non combatants. A global war fought in many theaters, A war in which one side abides by the Geneva convention and the other side murders civilians in bars, disabled ladies in wheelchairs, cartoonists, off duty unarmed soldiers, blows up civil airliners, crashes, civil airliners into skyscrapers, detonates IEDs on commuter trains, beheads innocent POWS on You Tube, crucifies children, takes sex slaves, throws members of the LGBT community off tall buildings, stones to death Women for being raped and more.

    It’s a war with one side representing light the outer darkness.

    Life, Love, Liberty, Liberalism and all that we cherish. V Death, Darkness, Subjugation, torture, beheading, slavery, Crucifixions, misogyny, homophobia, antisemitism, anti education, anti progress, anti science, anti democracy and anti everything we hold dear.

    This was has started. This war is in the opening skirmishes and this war will be won by the forces of light because we are more disciplined, better trained, better equipped, better armed and we fight for God. The other side is nihilistic, ill disciplined, slovenly, cowardly, poorly armed and driven by hate, fear and evil.

    This is not a new war, its simply a new chapter in a very old war. A war that’s raged since the unholy birth of the nihilistic cult of death and subjugation. The godless follower’s of the pedophile “prophet” mohammed. A wicked and evil man whose cult has spread death and darkness since its unholy birth in the deserts of Arabia.

    It’s also a war unlike others where there is no neutral ground. If you’re not part of the solution you’re part of the problem and this page is part of the problem.

    IF YOU FOLLOW OR SUPPORT MOHAMMEDANISM you are at war with the forces of light. The devil you see is always in the detail and the devil is intertwined inside Mohammedanism because its the creed of Lucifer. You might not believe in him, but if you follow or protect this wicked cult of death, I assure you he believes in you.

    The blood of those poor Souls in Paris is on your hands as much of the hands of the cowardly Muslim terrorists who “brassed up” 128 civvies in Paris with AK47s and reloaded over and over again. The blood of the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists is on your hands and the blood of every single innocent murdered by militant Islam since 911 is also on your hands because you have enabled this cult of death to take root in Christendom

    To quote some wise words;

    “It’s militant Islam. And typically its first victims are other Muslims, but it spares no one: Christians, Jews, Yazidis, Kurds. No creed, no faith, no ethnic group is beyond its sights. And it’s rapidly spreading in every part of the world.

    You know the famous American saying, all politics is local?

    For the militant Islamists, all politics is global, because their ultimate goal is to dominate the world. Now, that threat might seem exaggerated to some since it starts out small, like a cancer that attacks a particular part of the body. But left unchecked, the cancer grows, metastasizing over wider and wider areas. To protect the peace and security of the world, we must remove this cancer before it’s too late.

    ISIS and Hamas share a fanatical creed, which they both seek to impose well beyond the territory under their control. Listen to ISIS’ self-declared caliph, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. This is what he said two months ago: A day will soon come when the Muslim will walk everywhere as a master. The Muslims will cause the world to hear and understand the meaning of terrorism and destroy the idol of democracy. Now listen to Khaled Mashal, the leader of Hamas. He proclaims a similar vision of the future: We say this to the West — by Allah you will be defeated. Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world.

    Some are radical Sunnis, some are radical Shiites, some want to restore a pre-medieval caliphate from the seventh century, others want to trigger the apocalyptic return of an imam from the ninth century. They operate in different lands, they target different victims and they even kill each other in their battle for supremacy. But they all share a fanatic ideology. They all seek to create ever-expanding enclaves of militant Islam where there is no freedom and no tolerance, where women are treated as chattel, Christians are decimated and minorities are subjugated, sometimes given the stark choice, convert or die. For them, anyone can be considered an infidel, including fellow Muslims.
    Ladies and gentlemen, militant Islam’s ambition to dominate the world seems mad, but so too did the global ambitions of another fanatic ideology that swept into power eight decades ago. The Nazis believed in a master race. The militant Islamists believe in a master faith. They just disagree who among them will be the master of the master faith. That’s what they truly disagree about. And therefore, the question before us is whether militant Islam will have the power to realize its unbridled ambitions.


    In closing shame on you all, shame on you because the blood of every innocent civilian murdered by Islamists is on your hands. From London to Paris, to New York to Africa to the Philippines the blood of those innocents murdered in the name of the pedophile prophet mohammed is on your hands because whilst those cowardly Islamist terrorists pulled the trigger you looked the other way.

    You people are worse than Neville Chamberlain and just as Chamberlain is forever remembered as being a coward and appeaser so will you be.

    In relation to Golding et al, accepted they are jokes. God willing, however Europe now goes far Right via mainstream political parties and we commence cleansing Christendom of Godless filth and vermin.


    • ‘King David’ (hubris much?) Do you not see the fallacy of your position? Yes, Islamic terrorists are abhorrent. But all terrorists are abhorrent. Daesh, Boko Haram, Al-Qaeda et al are abhorrent, but the vast majority of Muslims find them abhorrent also. The blood of the slain is on the terrorists themselves, not anyone else. Even Netanyahu himself made the distinction in the above speech, a speech moreover which is nothing more than a feeble justification for the crimes of the state of Israel against the Palestinians. We do not stand by in support of any act of terror, we do not look away, we look directly at these acts of terror & condemn them. What else do you expect us to do?

      Your last sentence says all we need to know about you, that you are as vile & as ignorant as any Islamic terrorist. ‘Cleansing’? Wasn’t that the very ideal of the National Socialist party? In this day & age, with all it’s sorrow, to advocate cleansing fellow human beings in the name of Christ, a man of peace, is the ultimate hypocrisy, given that you condemn others for wanting to do the same in the name of Mohammad. SHAME ON YOU.

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    • I’ve removed five copy and paste versions of this rant so far. I’ve left this one because we at EBF would rather not simply remove dissenting voices, however irrational they may be.

      But I would like to state very clearly that if you continue to spam this blog with repeated facsimiles of the esact same comment you will be placed on our moderation list and potentially blocked from posting here altogether.
      If you’d like to debate – feel free.
      If you just want to spam a blog – do it somewhere else. We won’t put up with that here for very long.


      • More than happy to debate.

        Please do chose your advocate wisely.

        Do try and select one whose dispassionate, measured, well educated, very intelligent and can actually hold his own without resorting to lower deck sentimentality and frothy emotional ranting. Lets try and at least make it sporting given its your platform.

        Im even happy to allow you a team of x3 against me hows that sound ? That might give you a more sporting chance,

        Actually I am more than happy to debate with one of your pet Mohammedists and we can discuss the so called qu’ran and the hadiths together.

        Keyboards at dawn old boy ? or perhaps tomorrow evening x

        “veritas liberabit vos”

        King David.

        nb hows Jeremy Corbyn doing for the cause ? great news report about a friend of his having their bank accounts frozen, for funding Islamic Jihad. 🙂 Oh how lost the left are


        • Do try to use the English language correctly, Mr. David.
          Errors in order follow:

          *comma after ‘sporting’.
          *’x’ proceeding ‘3’ is redundant.
          *Qu’ran & Hadith – note capitals.
          *’so-called’ is inaccurate & therefore redundant.
          *full stop after ‘chance’, not a comma.
          *no space required betwixt ‘boy’ & ‘?’.
          *Or – note capital.
          *’x’ – replace with full stop.
          *Veritas – note capital (again).
          *How’s – note capital (yet again).
          * no space required between ’cause’ & ‘?’.
          *Great – note capital (yawn).
          * comma after ‘Oh’.
          *full stop after ‘the left are’.

          I know this dissection adds nothing to the debate, but I enjoyed showing you how I can be ‘dispassionate, measured, well educated, very intelligent and can actually hold his own without resorting to lower deck sentimentality and frothy emotional ranting’. You’re welcome.

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          • Very predictable
            Alas I am accessing on a mobile device old bean and as such the finer points of grammar are a not really a moot point

            What is a moot point is the fact that you are every other left wing zelot is responsible for the deaths in Paris London, Madrid

            So perhaps we should debate yes ?

            Question what disease did the so called prophet mohammed die from ?

            nb and my English is better than your Hebrew perhaps ? 🙂 but we could debate if you wish in Hebrew



  2. Pretty sad that you had to explain to your 3-year-old daughter what Britain First does to Muslims and other ethnicities, but I guess it’ll do her good so she can avoid those racist c***wombles.


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