Evening all from the Exposing Britain First barstool, as I sit here sipping my pint, looking over the dark pub garden heaters going full blast as the poor smokers huddle under the shelter I wonder what the hierachy at Britain First makes of our recent declaration of intent by Hulk and our own EBFBlogger.
The information gratefully received by persons unknown has certainly made it an interesting time at the office as we digest reams of information. These snippets of information we are receiving have already proved that those supporters eligible to vote for this so called political party runs at 57% of their likes on facebook, and as we know they can only muster the same old 200 or so people on the ground at their days of action. Keep watching for the EBFington Post there will be more to be revealed.
The only time I have ever declared hostilities on anyone was on guests who ordered a real ale shandy or wanted a top on their Guinness so this is quite exciting. Britain First need to be taken down, and a concerted effort from all of us over the coming months could lead to an end of this tacky bunch of conmen. As Hulk said we are all one team, the EBF team, taking pride in what we do.
So now to a conversation with my 3 year old daughter…..getting more sense out of her than any biffer I have ever had the misfortune to talk to…..and her new favourite question of ‘why’?
Earlier this week she was lying with me on the sofa, playing with my phone, something like Sofia the First does Dallas or similar, and she looked over my shoulder as I was doing some EBF housework, checking posts, finding the trolls, checking the validity of the Biffers posts and our own facts, you know the sort of mundane thing you do on a dark Tuesday evening,when there’s no beer to be drunk(or Landlady buggering off to bingo) and she saw one of their posts looked at me and said “daddy why?”
Now I don’t know about you but to try and tell a 3 year old why a group of “people” don’t like another group is really hard so here is my answer.
“Well darling, there is a group called Biffer First, who decided to set up a facebook page extolling British virtues. They got a load of people to follow them by showing poor little doggies or a British Flag and asking people to share. As this proved so successful they decided to pick on some people who follow another religion and be really really horrid to them”
She looked at me and said “why?” I looked at her and said
“because they don’t like them very much, you see that woman? Well she is called Dutchy, she wants to hang daddy because he sticks up for people who are bullied by idiots. That man is called Folding, he cons as much money out of people as is possible so they can pretend to have more likes than they do, and so he can have lots of lovely holidays. They also tell everyone that Samira can’t come here and would like to sink her boat” (Samira is an african refugee at her nursery)
She looked at me again and said “why” I pondered this question for a moment and said “darling I wish I knew there is no sense in it, they are horrid people, bullies, thieves and conmen. They are poo poo heads that don’t like anyone who isn’t the same colour as them. But don’t worry, daddy will fight to get rid of them, destroy them, make them no more.”
She looked at me smiled and said “thankyou daddy” and put on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on my phone.
So thats me in a nutshell, and I hope it’s all of you. I hate using commercial catchphrases but I will, We are one team, the EBF team. We may be small but together we will succeed.
I’ve just checked, the rain still comes down, the fires just gone out, my beer is finished and the next barrel isn’t ready until tomorrow, the backdoor seems not to lock, the dog has picked up a chill and the Landlady is blaming me for something or other, but you know what? Things have never been better.
The Biffers are going down, and I want to be part of it.