Paulie does Python

Absolute power corrupts absolutely

But for Fuhrer Paul control of a mere 139 cacophonous cockwombles comes close.

BF Burton 120 max

The Biffers in Burton left the rest of us in no doubt that their movement is failing. From the heady days of Rotherham and Luton (where their numbers actually seemed to top 200) to their ‘massive’ Midlands mooch it’s clear that their ‘on street’ support is shrinking fast.

None of this seems to have deterred Fuhrer Paul from claiming victory (again). According to the Biffers Facebook page there were hundreds of ‘Patriots’ and just a handful of ‘leftie scum’ opposing them. The truth was actually very different with only 139 fascists facing far more opposers than they could count. The route they took, as we all know by now was lined with heckling onlookers eager to impress upon Fuhrer Paulie and his successor in waiting, Dutchy Fransen the error of their ways. ‘Fuhrer Fransen’ has a much better ring to it, don’t you think?

Yet Golding continues to claim popular authority and, in the style of Wolfie Smith or even Monty Python’s mud picking ‘Dennis’ insists that he has a valid mandate from the masses.

Monty Python Dennis mud collector supreme executive power

You can almost hear his outraged cries of

“Help, help I’m being oppressed” between the snarls and shrieks of the obedient Biffers trolling along behind their Master.

The expression on Paulie’s frightened face told a more honest tale during the shambolic shuffle along Burton High Street earlier this month.

BF Burton Golding run away monty python Arthur Holy Grail

With such a tiny following you might expect Britain First’s beloved leader to be a bit bashful but not our Paulie. The handful of fascists who take the tin pot Fuhrer seriously are enough to fuel his megalomania to almost astronomical proportions. Announcing his candidacy for London’s Mayoral election he certainly put his cards on the table. This is the guy who probably won’t even manage enough nominations to stand in the first place and yet who genuinely seems to think he’s in with a chance.

Fuhrer Golding is so confident of his impending victory and so ignorant of the limits of Mayoral authority that he actually proposes bringing back hanging (for liberals, trade unionists and all other ‘leftard’ traitors) as if that would ever be in his power, even if, by some barely imaginable miracle he actually managed to become mayor.

BF Golding London Mayor May 2016 hang lefty traitor

This is the bloodthirsty Biffer whose corrupt ambitions lead him to believe he’ll be able to engage in forced repatriation of non-white Britons – even those who were born here. This is the career Nazi who wants to extinguish all foreign aid and plunge the UK into some sort of splendid isolation that this country hasn’t experienced since before recorded European history even began.

And all of this wild buffoonery seems perfectly reasonable to megalomaniac Golding.

If this ridiculous egocentricity is the result of duping a mere 139 followers can you imagine what would happen if he ever reached the dizzy heights of 500 or even 1000?

Fuhrer Golding doesn’t need absolute power to reach the limits of absolute corruption. Another couple of dozen would probably do the trick!

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