The same old bunch of Biffers went to Rochdale yesterday. As usual it was just the same old faces who seem to spend all their time trolling up and down the country pretending they represent the masses. They seem to have had a nice time though.
As usual they weren’t as successful as they claimed. A quick look at the Biffer’s own pictures presents a very different story. There aren’t thousands of people clamouring to receive their free copy of the BF rag (you know – the one they charge ‘patriots’ a quid for). There are no hordes of eager Rochdale folk demanding the chance to join ‘Folding’ Golding’s new Nazi Reich either. All we see is a bunch of sad racists desperately trying to interest Rochdale’s inhabitants in a propaganda campaign that really isn’t going anywhere.
We hope it was worth getting up early for. They must have set off before the birds to get there for 6am. Standing outside a mosque any later would have been much too scary for Folding and Dutchy’s battle-hardened army. Muslims in Mosques are terrifying when they’re awake, you know. They say prayers and everything!
Perhaps that’s because they didn’t tell anyone they were coming. Do we think they knew that they wouldn’t be welcome in Rochdale? EBF can’t think of any other reason for this ‘brave’, early morning sneak photography outside the town’s mosques.
The way Folding went on in his speech to camera yesterday you’d think Rochdale was the Islamic centre of Europe. No wonder they were too scared to wait until the Mosques were open before they turned up. If only they’d taken a moment to google the actual demographic they might have felt a little braver.
So what can we learn from yesterday’s goings on in Rochdale?
It’s the same lesson we always learn. The Biffers still can’t count!