The Biffers have launched ‘Operation payback’.
“What is this operation?” We hear you ask.
Is it a brave, Biffer invasion of some Middle Eastern terrorist encampment?
Is it an amphibious landing by crack squads of battle-hardened Biffers on night manoeuvres against the Taliban?
Is Gold-digger Golding personally leading Robin Lomax and his bunch of Biffer veterans into the desert to take on the Muslim horde?
Or did ‘Folding’ Golding just send out a few threatening letters yesterday to try and frighten a handful of British women?
Which do you think is most likely?