Sometimes even Golding has the power to amaze us!
We know he’s a liar. We know he’s a blustering buffoon full of deluded self-aggrandisement with an extremely tenuous grip on reality but this is too much even for him.
Yesterday Britain First failed to muster 2,000 knuckle-draggers in Dudley. In spite of months of advertisement, begging Emails, rash promises and outrageous claims they still managed no more than 150 people protesting about the Mosque that’s really none of their business. We don’t know quite how many of the Biffers in Dudley yesterday were local but we do know that the majority weren’t.
This in spite of Golding’s and Fransen’s claim that the people of Dudley had invited them into the town to protest. It’s odd that these welcoming locals weren’t very forthcoming, isn’t it?
All in all the BF Dudley debacle was the massive failure that we all knew it would be. To summarize…
- Almost no-one turned up
- The pipe band never came
- The locals didn’t want them
- The veterans humiliated them
- The council house was closed
- The press was more interested in the opposition
- Social media thought the whole outrageous fiasco was hilarious.
We blogged about Britain First’s ridiculous inability to organise a piss up in a brewery here. Golding couldn’t even run a bath, let alone a fascist demo. We even showed you the pictures to underline how big is the gap between Golding’s aspirations and the sad, pathetic reality.
And what was Golding’s reaction to those who pointed out the obvious failure of his ‘big day of action’?
We hope you’re sitting down as you read this….
Try not to laugh too hard now….
More to come like that? We do hope so. In fact we can hardly wait!