Here at the EBF office we’re running a little book. We don’t normally do gambling but this is just too good an opportunity to miss.…
The thing is, we strongly suspect that Paul Golding will back out of meeting John McKnight and his cohort of veterans in Dudley on Saturday. We think he’s just too likely to bottle it. So we’re holding a prize sweepstake on what excuse he might come up with to justify bottling out. So far we’ve come up with the following possible excuses…
The landrover broke down
The police didn’t allow them their preferred route.
They surrendered (to someone)
There were no leaves on the railway track.
There was the wrong kind of snow on the railway track.
There was no snow on the railway track.
The pigs heads never arrived.
The marching band backed out.
Jayda lost her map.
Paul lost his bottle.
The 2,000 flags never arrived.
The 2,000 patriots never arrived.
Dudley doesn’t deserve BF.
Jayda was washing her hair that day.
Can you think of any others?